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Tory policies are always good-sounding when summed up in one sentence, that's why they're so good at getting votes from people who barely pay attention to politics people see "build more houses" or "cut taxes" or "be kind to animals" and think "oh yes that's a good idea, I'll vote for them" and then the media (and, under Starmer, Labour) utterly fail to explain that actually the houses are >£500k investment properties, and the tax cuts don't actually apply to people earning under £100k, and the only animals protected are police dogs and horses
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Laurence Fox being interviewed by Allison Pearson makes me wish for an extremely localised meteor strike
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May 2, 2021 22:11
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Borrovan posted:Ignoring just quite whatever the hell is wrong with your palette there's not enough green and the blue and red are all mixed together
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May 4, 2021 14:19
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Comrade Fakename posted:I just got a BBC news alert on my phone and what weirdo would refer to tomorrow's election as "a bumper day of voting"? had PM on in the car just now and they've been calling it "Super Thursday" 
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May 5, 2021 17:45
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PNGYAKUZA posted:quite funny considering they still use the excuse of tourism to keep the royals around god drat I keep seeing this argument around and I'm getting loving tired of it particularly as France hasn't had a monarch for 150 years and yet there's this little palace in somewhere called Versailles that still seems to do pretty well tourist-wise (I know you're not using it genuinely, I'm just venting really)
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May 6, 2021 14:51
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greatest post in UKMT history guava this needs to be in every OP from now on
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May 6, 2021 21:48
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Vitamin P posted:Everyone good gets banned. well that explains why you're still around I guess
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May 8, 2021 21:28
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glad to see Big John has been getting his trombone practice in
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May 9, 2021 12:13
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love to say that telling MPs they're bad at their jobs is just the same as shooting them
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May 9, 2021 21:33
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/maxshanly/status/1391514024895033347?s=19 how many by-elections can one man lose
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May 10, 2021 00:29
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let's not pretend pissflaps was a net positive even before he became one of the biggest transphobes on twitter
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May 10, 2021 23:19
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Bobstar posted:E: Que snipo terrible, have a cat que gato superioso
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May 12, 2021 21:16
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Colon Pummel ssssh I'm trying to keep my porn career a secret dammit
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May 16, 2021 22:17
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Endjinneer posted:the two pain au chocolat they've waited 20 starving minutes for is going to cost six loving quid. making pains au chocolat by hand is a literal multi-day process so yeah I can see them being on the expensive side, as opposed to a cake where you chuck all the ingredients in the mixer and then chuck it in the oven for half an hour
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May 17, 2021 22:24
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I'm enjoying how the anti-woke brigade are insisting that Keith and the Grauniad are both woke, but the people who actually know what it means are all "gently caress off no they aren't"
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May 18, 2021 20:48
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wooger posted:It’s probably just due to 1000x lower immigration tbh. gently caress right off with this poo poo
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May 19, 2021 13:54
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May 19, 2021 16:49
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my parents are watching HIGNFY except it's apparently become You've Been Framed now
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May 21, 2021 21:23
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happyhippy posted:The jokes are really weak on it these days. I've got headphones in so I have no idea what was said (though between Hislop and Osman I bet it was some pissweak "both sides are the same" bullshit) but 4 or 5 times I looked over and it was some "comedy" clip they must have found somewhere on the internet
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May 21, 2021 21:42
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Xemloth posted:My ex used to mention (with worrying frequency) that you can get in trouble for walking down the street with a baseball bat because it's a weapon, but if you have a ball in your back pocket then it's absolutely fine. cricket bat, maybe considering the rarity of baseball teams in this country I think you'd have a tough job convincing the filth that you were just going down the park for a quick nine innings
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May 25, 2021 22:37
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HopperUK posted:Isn't he a lawyer of some kind? Surely he's familiar with the idea that even if you agree with something, you should oppose it in the ways you can, to make sure it's as robust as possible? Or does he think lawyers who defend obviously-guilty people are evil? he was a prosecutor, he thinks all defence lawyers are evil
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May 26, 2021 15:04
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Lib Dems propping up the Tories is the opposite of news
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May 26, 2021 16:28
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I can't say I enjoyed much of being a child though to be fair, I haven't enjoyed much of being an adult so far either
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May 28, 2021 16:38
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serious gaylord posted:They're just utterly incompetent. A hand picked politcal newbie and they don't have someone sat on her all day every day to rubber stamp everything? politicians supporting Palestine is actually cool and good, hth
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May 28, 2021 20:42
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winegums posted:Not op, and I agree with you, but I doubt the Labour leadership want her posting stuff like this at all. luckily I don't give one single poo poo what the Labour leadership want rn
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May 28, 2021 22:02
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so apparently I can’t get the NHS app because my iPhone 6 can’t update to iOS 13.5, which seems kind of dumb
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May 29, 2021 14:16
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Guavanaut posted:Otoh the core social tenet of Methodism is to work to your utmost to improve the lives of others, so I think he'd just go for the other one and charge a bunch of those plastic chairs you got in assembly to his expenses. also aren't Methodists teetotal? because like gently caress is Boris ever giving up booze
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keep punching joe posted:Trash continues to take itself out. no you cant fire me, I QUIT
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