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BeefThief posted:Somehow aliens being real will make things worse for people who aren't disgustingly wealthy take a look at the documentary They Live
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 03:37 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:04 |
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WEH posted:I've been hearing that disclosure is around the corner for so long that even this unprecedented poo poo doesnt move me much. On the other hand, if the relatively mundane (for the subject matter) and old footage coming out is enough to get the gears turning publicly I would bet that whatever hypothetical agency exists to compartmentalize this poo poo got properly freaked out by something changing in the last few years. the ufo disclosures were part of epstein's dead man's switch
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 04:07 |
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Someothing happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 04:44 |
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"the government is making up UFO stories to cover up that china beat us to antigravity" has a funny parallel to how the government actually ran a propaganda campaign that everyone who reported UFO sightings was an absolute crank and nobody should take it seriously because they wanted to suppress any thoughts whatsoever that the US wasn't in total control of its airspace
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:04 |
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WEH posted:
quote:History Edit haha what the gently caress??? general mills high altitude research division?
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:24 |
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quote:Aeronautical Research Division and Electronics Division Edit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills what the gently caress?
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:26 |
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pancake rabbit posted:hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, unicorns, rainbows, and classified balloons
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:31 |
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MILLER: Boss, your objective is to infiltrate Cipher's research facilities and obtain their newest personnel extraction technology. It'll be essential in helping us rebuild Diamond Dogs. OCELOT: Cipher is using a civillian food company as a cover. It's absolutely essential you aren't detected either by Cipher or any of the civilians that'll be on site.
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:45 |
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i think that means he was in american internment camps for germans not that he was a nazi posted at auschwitz
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 05:56 |
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BeefThief posted:wouldn't it have been easier to just say the roni was a chinese bioweapon if the MIC wanted to turn up the heat? yeah it would be crazy if the president had spent a year saying exactly that and half the country wholeheartedly believed it
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 07:04 |
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Chamale posted:What? I read about it in The Mitrokhin Archive. It's generally credible, although a lot of the claims aren't corroborated since they're leaked KGB archives. Ancient Aliens would probably say that Roswell was an alien spaceship, that's their whole thing. the show's called Ancient Aliens not Cold War Aliens moran
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 07:17 |
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OK baizuo posted:Here's what happened, op
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 07:25 |
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the reason the aliens are making themselves known now is because after the recent RIGGED STOLEN ELECTION they just can't keep quiet any longer
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 02:08 |
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as a mormon, harry reid just wants a head start on finding out what kind of planet he can get
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 03:06 |
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"the government admits aliens are real but nobody notices because trump said something that day" was one of the best storylines of the trump presidency
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 03:08 |
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of course there's life on venus, that's where women come from
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 04:02 |
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Hatebag posted:Maybe somebody shot an encapsulated tardigrade bullet to venus 140M years ago, I don't know what was going on then actually what happened was that one of those things landed on earth 65M years ago and it burrowed to the core of the earth then directed human evolution to suit its own ends
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 07:01 |
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Gravid Topiary posted:my god that's an even better explanation for the recent unsettling methane spikes that the climate thread was getting fussed up about. it's not the CH4 bubble under the siberian traps. what we're seeing is increased biological CH4 emissions from the Tardigrade-Alpha-Prime who's been snoozing at the earth's core, now that it has reached adulthood and is beginning to stir. the timeline doesn't line up though it's 22 years too late
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 07:17 |
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Zokari posted:so what is the logic of the "this is a psyop" argument they're doing it just to gently caress with us
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 03:16 |
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"black helicopters" was shorthand for batshit conspiracy theories during the clinton administration
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 05:30 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_helicopter The black helicopter is a symbol of an alleged conspiratorial military takeover of the United States in the American militia movement, and has also been associated with UFOs,[1] especially in the UK,[2] men in black, and similar conspiracies.[4][2][5][6] Overview Edit Stories of black helicopters first appeared in the 1970s, and were linked to reports of cattle mutilation.[7][8] It is possible that the idea originated in Hal Lindsey's book The Late, Great Planet Earth, published in 1970 and popular among conspiracy theorists. Lindsey conjectured that the locust-like creatures referenced in the Book of Revelation in the New Testament were actually helicopters, which John had never seen and thus did not know how to describe.[9] ... Media attention to black helicopters increased in February 1995, when first-term Republican northern Idaho Representative Helen Chenoweth charged that armed federal agents were landing black helicopters on Idaho ranchers' property to enforce the Endangered Species Act. "I have never seen them", Chenoweth said in an interview in The New York Times. "But enough people in my district have become concerned that I can't just ignore it. We do have some proof."[10]
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 05:35 |
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Think Less posted:And seriously, what weapon could we possibly have that would be a match for aliens? Like, if you've mastered interstellar travel you can blow up a loving planet no problem, and we wouldn't even see it coming viruses programmed on a powerbook that make a laughing skull pop up on your screen duh
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 20:40 |
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what about the loving alien alloys
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 21:36 |
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my theory for how jeff goldblum's virus worked is that it didn't actually break or shut down any of the aliens' computers its just that the laughing skull was so spooky they all were scared to death
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 23:11 |
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The cynic in me knows that you're just a god tier larper, the human in me is too loving dumb to not get suckered in. pls be real
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 04:33 |
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i am harry posted:could a self-assembling self-replicating probe that communicates with copies of itself and some source via quantum entanglement project physical copies of itself ahead of itself, like by self-assembling and then harvesting energy and using that to propel a seed of a future self forward faster than it is currently moving, and proliferate throughout the universe, traveling and self-assembling along the cosmic currents we've observed moving entire groups of galaxies? maybe
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 05:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTRXOnbuJVM
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 05:22 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:If we're talking about fringe science, there is this Chinese lady who claimed to have invented gravity propulsion in the 80s, patented it, founded a company, and then left her university and vanished off the face of the Earth: just from the wikipedia page it says she was a professor at university of alabama huntsville which since huntsville is a nexus of a lot of aerospace and defense companies (eg it's where von braun and his team were set up after operation paperclip) i don't think is as bad a gig as it sounds WEH posted:I really recommend looking into the amount of energy needed for only one plasma ball matching the description and actions exhibited, much less the 16 or w/e actually present. they invented free zero point vacuum energy but instead of using it to fly spaceships they use it to do fake spaceships
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# ¿ May 29, 2021 21:23 |
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pancake rabbit posted:what if the lasers that make the plasma balls are on satellites if it came from a satellite it's alien to earth
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# ¿ May 29, 2021 22:27 |
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weather balloon
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# ¿ May 29, 2021 23:42 |
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no because if they did it wouldn't be unidentified dummy
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 02:57 |
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the math really gets hairy once you start dealing with bofa particles
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 04:09 |
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Inspector Hound posted:Yeah I don't really get how anything other than aliens matches the possibly enormous window of time people have seen these you forgot time travel
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 21:40 |
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Vomik posted:I’m the fake references and footnotes to nonexistent reports why would the DoD's alien AI reports be unclassified
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# ¿ May 31, 2021 19:57 |
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i've never turned in a report three weeks early either
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 00:55 |
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:What in god's name would the Chinese learn from flying over Arizona? That it's a giant, picturesque meth-house filled with the most insane white people who will have to migrate to Idaho in 10 years when it become uninhabitable? Then their military spending must be even stupider than ours. it says the drone was spotted over a natural gas pipeline terminal and near an air force base
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 03:01 |
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what qualify as "evidence" that they were alien spacecraft? a signed letter from the aliens?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 01:57 |
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ok so the literal front page i dunno why people would think they'd bury this one when the press has been pushing the ufo story hard and the nyt in particular since they were the ones who first broke it in 2017
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 03:32 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Is it being smothered? Are people taking for granted that the US government, if nothing else, has confirmed that there are physical objects that exist that completely defy all of our understanding of aviation? it didn't get a lot of play for a while when the first byt story came out because it got drowned out by the latest trump thing
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 21:46 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:04 |
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:It's wild. The simplest explanation is that China or Russia has developed plasma and hologram tech decades, if not a century beyond what we have, and is using it to troll us. That by itself would be a revolution in physics that upends American military supremacy. The biggest story of the century even without aliens. a more reasonable explanation imo is that the technology is in the hands of a more secretive group or person than china or russia. specifically, one jeffrey epstein, who is using the tictacs to monitor the world from his hidden lair at the bottom of the ocean
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 21:51 |