[UFOs] congresswoman Aphrodite please emerge

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lol ill give the aliens covid ur welcome

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 08:34

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i want to believe

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 23:02

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

real talk for a moment. they absolutely have high resolution imagery of these objects and I demand they be released immediately because im pretty bored right now

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 23:54

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Bullfrog posted:

getting a camper trailer, putting a skyhub cam on it, and starting a new life as a uap hunter. wish me luck goons. first stop is area 51 gift shop to find a bobblehead alien to put on the dash

why waste time finding a bobblehead alien when u can just look in the mirror

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 00:29

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

aliens are coming to earth because they only have mids to smoke

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 00:35

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Vomik posted:

god drat. now you've got me considering - what if they aren't actually aliens they're the future democratic party sending their final operatives back in time because the demographics destiny didn't pan out and the party is nearly dead. their only hope was to get hillary clinton elected to change the future. now they may just pull a classic democrat move of just killing everyone.

this is why they aren't beholden to the laws of physics - they aren't moving through space, they're moving through time... they are time machines not spacecrafts

hey ive seen Travelers too

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 00:53

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Aliens haven't made contact cuz they're scared, straight chickens

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 03:55

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

blatman posted:

i cant believe aliens never responded to our unsolicited dick pics + blaring the radio as loud as we can

whos to be sure they havent. i mean has anyone really considered the origins of the Fleshlight?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 08:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

the 94 poo poo is the freakiest one

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 09:20

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

according to that nws radar dude it does sound like there was a pattern to their movement fwiw

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 09:37

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

im sorry I'm the source of covid and the entry/exit point for aliens

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 19:16

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

https://youtube.com/shorts/n4r_Dz_lJS4?feature=share

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 19:23

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

drat the UFO thread is splintering over the likelyhood of aliens

# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 00:29

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Engineers are the scum of the earth

# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 02:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

someone go to mar a lago and ask trumps walmart greeter lookin rear end if theyre real

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 02:45

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

[UFOs] president biden accidentally confirms the existence of aliens

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 04:28

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

PawParole posted:

If you’re traveling at 1 g (not 100 or 1000 like the UAP’s) you can reach the moon in 2 hours, Mars in 2 days and Pluto in 10 days.

now multiply all of that by 100 or 1000. That makes Pluto a day trip.

drat that means i can get to 7/11 to pick up some sour gummies before this commercial is over

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 08:45

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the committee for uap public relations:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 10:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

hey gray trade you some loud for a ride

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 18:59

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

how did this not leak during the trump admin

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:16

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Horrorosaurus posted:

Don't get me wrong this is fascinating but not in the sense that we're getting some big revelation but in the sense that this exact same hystery went on last summer. America doing its thing and the rest of the world watching by wondering if the Americans notice or care that they are alone in their hystery.

This is like hype for Men in Black in the summer of what ever it was. drat that summer ruled.

who cares bro im bored as hell and there's no new shows

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:25

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

if aliens are real they've for sure abducted

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:28

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

you know how science is stating that penises are getting smaller on average? if that's aliens it's on sight

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 19:34

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

what if aliens are the creators.. they seeded the planet and created Nutella

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:35

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

earth is the only habitat in the universe suitable for hazelnut growth

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:36

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Riot Bimbo posted:

Is President Goobrain just so much better, though?

he's a known quantity from the Obama era when relations were good

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:43

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

aliens are real as poo poo lmfao

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:45

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

time travellers, OH poo poo

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:45

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

drat its the plot of Travellers, future Canadians are returning to the past to fix climate change

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:47

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Time travelling earthlings is decidedly far more lame than aliens

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:48

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

that would rule if they're from the ocean depths

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:50

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

But yeah it's the plot from travellers 100%

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:51

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I think I'm gonna start smoking weed again

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:53

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

let's not attack the interdimensional time travelers thank you

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 20:54

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

The aliens for sure have a deep sea base btw

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:18

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Hey is there a good link to some of the recently released military sighting reports? My dad was big into art bell and I want to link him up

# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 22:07

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Pooky posted:

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Red-Eye.mp4
It's the small things that make the videos seem real to me. If I was filming this I would also end it by looking down at my waggy-tailed dog. No question.

yeah that one's real.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 01:00

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

what do aliens care happens to us

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:28

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

the Tahitians have been hiding this tech under water for thousands of years

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:40

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Rah! posted:

why say anything at all in public, if critical stuff was having problems. Also, a lot of these reports were from the cold war days when those silos were pretty new

and if you do have a cover story, why is it one with ufos, that makes u look crazy or like you cant protect your own airspace from chinese hyper drones

yea anything short of aliens would be very embarrassing for the usa

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:22

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