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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Why does Victoria Bitter taste alarmingly like a damp secondhand book store?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slugnoid posted:

VB is a great beer served ice cold

I only had it in the UK so my fridge must not have been able to chill it enough.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

sarcastx posted:

-loving hilarious prices for lovely beer (I live in Milwaukee where my local bar has a 3 for $5 deal on PBR)


:aaa:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EoinCannon posted:

I like Anzacs both soft and crunchy, both kinds are god

For a second I didn't realize you meant the biscuits, not the actual ANZACs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

gay picnic defence posted:

Townsville doing the nation proud



Wait, someone was molesting whales? John McAfee lives!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bargearse posted:

That would be me. They’re now your favourite band too.

Far too easy to picture the real Bargearse saying this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:911:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Daly Waters is the site of Australia's first international airport. Also lots of Americans drank at that pub during 1942 because a bomber squadron flew missions from there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I remember this Nier Automata level

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It was like I can only imagine American bread tastes like.

It tastes like most other loving kinds of leavened bread in the world.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Megillah Gorilla posted:

American bread is legally considered confectionary in Ireland.

For tax purposes, not dietary ones.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

sounds like it must be real fuckin bad for you if it needs to be taxed differently to normal bread

It's not even all American bread just the crap they use at Subway in Ireland.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I like kangaroos and wish they lived in California.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Megabound posted:

Took some photos of the locals, best birds around town. The Magpie.



This should be an album cover IMO.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BigBadSteve posted:

Strange but true: The guy in The Chats' Dine And Dash video is apparently an actor playing the part, though the character he based his staged arrest clip on really existed, was infamous, and did many dine-and-dashes as well as hotel-stay-and-dashes.
https://goat.com.au/pop-culture/the-story-behind-the-succulent-chinese-meal-guy-is-weirder-than-that-cops-judo

That's not who the guy getting arrested was. It's actually even funnier than a dine-and-dasher getting caught.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
:australia:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

What exactly does Mexican food in Oz taste like?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Outrail posted:

You're not wrong. With some basic changes that looks like half of north America

The roads are too straight and there aren't enough weird walls surrounding the whole thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Outrail posted:

Apparently, back in the 80's there was a market Australian beef in the USA, and the Northern Territory was doing a great run of shipping meat. Apparently, it came crashing down when some American inspectors turned up and found out it was all feral water buffalo.

I'd eat a buffalo, I'd probably pay more for buffalo.

We've got our own buffalo and they're quite tasty.



But yeah, I'd love to grill some water buffalo steaks. I know their milk makes good cheese, I've had some in Italy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Outrail posted:

Yeah mate, so tasty ya ate them all ya dinguses.

Actually we shot them all so the natives couldn't eat them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

That's actually worse...

It is.

Australia and America are alike in many, many ways, as uncomfortable as it is to admit. At least that's what my Aussie uncle Geoff told me.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Feb 4, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Seems a little pricey.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What if it were 4 jatz?

You'd have to ask Patrick Stewart.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Wendy's is above-average as American fast food goes. I especially recommend the frosties, which are milkshakes that you have to eat with a spoon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Laserface posted:

Wendys australia is funnily enough also known for milkshakes you need to eat with a spoon/insulin injection.

Been a while since I had one but they're pretty good.

I wanna try one of these.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

webmeister posted:

Enjoying that the embedded video is blocked but I know exactly what it is

I'm not even an Aussie and I know what it is.

Chrpno posted:

Well I don't want to pile on.... ahh gently caress it, let's pile on the old pedos

https://blog.donnawilliams.net/2014/10/11/barry-humphries-pedophilia-and-bell-street-preston/

:barf:

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 24, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I guessed an endangered bird.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Highest ABV I can remember having was a 12% Aventinus something-or-other which loving rocks. Before trying to cut back on my drinking I used to buy Old Rasputin whenever I really wanted to get drunk.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 19, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://i.imgur.com/IS10Nag.mp4

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Sorry none of your billionaires were on that submarine, mates.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blow posted:

Russian ambassador calls Australia ‘vindictive’ after dead possum thrown over embassy fence.



:australia:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Wait till you find out we've been saying Kosiusko wrong the whole time.

Kunama Namadgi?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://twitter.com/pully8/status/1678608477093236736

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

dr_rat posted:

I knew I never trusted that bluey character.

Always seems like a right wanker.

Bargearse is gonna show up to piss on your front door for this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6qDnh-W0PE

Props to him, I don't think I'd have enough breath to say actual words if that happened to me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
As a Yank I don't know much about cricket but I do enjoy groin hits so here's five minutes of batsmen taking it in the ghoolies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HHQTSOf36Q

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Non Compos Mentis posted:

$22 for a chicken taco

How is a goddamn chicken taco only $17 less than a loving porterhouse?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Wanna know something shocking? Koala meat tastes strongly of eucalyptus.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Extremely :australia:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

Oz has those damned things too?

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