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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape


Choko!

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

huh posted:

Good one. That's a real old timey fruit right there.

Is the vine near a chook yard?

Two hills hoists
A chook pen
Mango tree that has a resident scrub turkey more often than not
And two choko vines


:australia:

Jestery fucked around with this message at 07:02 on May 25, 2021

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The wooden bong in Woodenbong

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Shoddy crafstmanship. There's no way you're getting high with those gaps around the stem.

Shoddy bong construction. Nothing like the vegemite bongs I've seen you lads whip out.

Here is the one in a local museum of Australiana



https://www.maas.museum/inside-the-collection/2011/11/16/hits-from-the-bong/

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:


Brush Turkey.


gently caress birds.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Have you named it? Tell us about your turkey.

I lived in a place that had easily 6 scrub turkeys in the back yard constantly fighting

The people there named a particularly cocky one "Roger" and now me and my partner call all scrub turkey "Roger" or "Rogette" or "Rogina"

It had a baby recently and it's rather adorable

Classic hasn't grown into its body look, and extremely cocky

Roger has this classic move where it will be scratching the compost pile, see you see him, stop dead still
...
*Beat*
Maintain eye contact and keep scratching the grass

I doo have to chase him away because he fucks up my vegetable garden at times



Roger is only a small portion of the birds and wildlife in my backyard




There is even a hawk that eyes up my quails at times, haven't got a photo of him yet

EDIT: 5 minutes ago

Little possum


And for further reference, I live a 5-10 minute drive from the city center

Jestery fucked around with this message at 10:37 on May 26, 2021

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Brisvegas oval office

Edit: more scrub chasing as I image search for scrub turkey and back yard

https://youtube.com/shorts/Og_g3b5edRY?feature=share

Jestery fucked around with this message at 12:04 on May 26, 2021

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Settle down ya bloody banana bender

Go tell yah story walking M8


Had one scrub get in the house

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Duck and Cover posted:

Wow the soda company makes alcohol? Weird.
Actually no

Two seperate companies

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Duck and Cover posted:

Don't you know I'm an American? What right do you have to correct me? Besides I think there's some companies here that make alcohol and soda so it really isn't all that weird had that been the case.

This is the most American response in more ways than one

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I use it probably once every couple of weeks

But I'm mad as a cut snake

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Inceltown posted:

I didn't realise Bob Katter posted on the forums.


Hope you get eaten by a croc Bob you hate filled pile of poo poo.

Don't chuck a wobbly mate

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Nooner posted:

are we allowed to say the "c" word in this thread?

Ken oath

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
it is bizzare beyond belief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIZ5xAXo-Y0

reckless kelly

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Love a good Dagwood dog

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://youtu.be/UadHCpSjyew

https://youtu.be/JwPa2HFb7mU

https://youtu.be/tj7nHrsZz78

https://youtu.be/c3RH4EcH0BU

https://youtu.be/XKin2cSnb5Q

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Trick to kangaroo is to put a dollop of duck fat on em

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

quote:

togs

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

The Lone Badger posted:

1-2 times per sentence.

I farted in bed this morning and my girlfriend rolled over as loudly stated

"You're a gross oval office you know that"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I've not had a drink since October, I've been using a Sodastream with fruity cold teas

It's a real nice soft drink that isn't too sweet but hits that spot for me

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm imagining it like 2001 a space odyssey or arrival

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Wendigee posted:


If we had a proper national healthcare system this would make more sense. I do wonder what my city does with the tax

I read some official word that it is inconclusive, and absolutely depends on the metric used as to whether an aging population costs the state more or less than a smoking one

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Exposure site a 2 minute walk up the road at a cafe for me

I go there sometimes

It's pretty wild aye

Glad I got my vaccine sorted thanks to the Aus thread

Massive thanks

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://youtu.be/gJRKgy0iMqk

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Aware posted:

Ingredients

1 cup rolled oats
1 cup plain flour (sifted)
1 cup white sugar (half cup white and half cup brown will give a good snap if that is desired)
3/4 cup desiccated coconut
125 g butter (melted)
2 tablespoons golden syrup
1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
1 tablespoon boiling water

Method

Pre-heat oven to 160 degrees celcius and line trays with baking paper.
In a bowl mix together the dry ingredients - rolled oats, flour, sugar and coconut.
Into a saucepan, place the butter, golden syrup, bicarb soda and water. Stir and heat to boiling point.
Add the melted ingredients into the dry ingredients and mix thoroughly.
Roll tablespoon sized balls (32g if you want to be specific) in your hands and place on lined baking trays.
Cook for 15-20 minutes until light golden. Allow to cool on tray.

I once made pot anzac bizzies ( :australia: ) and turns out weed butter is topically active and an hour later after making them I was unknowingly blasting off in the middle of the city

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Last lockdown I got stuck in a Townsville hotel room quarantine for 3 of the 4 days, lockdown being called while in the air

My partner spent most of the lockdown getting blasted on cider and bubbles

I watched the the entirety of a couple anime series and reading and we both did a bunch of people watching on the balcony

I'm not sure our holiday would have been improved by being allowed to walk around

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I found a full pack of menthols and keep them in my bedside drawer

The whole pack should easily last me a year or three

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I stood out in my shorts and tended to my Aussie native bonsai garden

God's country

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

huh posted:

I saw native bonsai on Gardening Australia and they were pretty awesome. I like growing natives in pots from seeds I find around the place. I also like bonsai. So this seems right in my wheelhouse. Please post jpgs.

https://youtu.be/92KR6s4YPMI

Have a video I took for the bonsai thread

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


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huh posted:

I did like the look through your garden! The roots coming down over that half a brick is really nice. Also, my leopard trees have much smaller leaves than that. Like half a 5 cent piece size. They've got beautiful bark on them.

Everything is super Dormant right now and it's killing me. The root over brick has a been wild time for the last 2-3 years, I can't wait to do a big ole trim come spring

The one that looked half dead on the for right seems to be bouncing back with a few buds coming out so I'm real happy with that

When summer comes back I'm gunna try and sort out best placement in garden , the sun is a real gently caress and makes everything difficult

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I got some new backyard friends

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

~Coxy posted:

What's the ref behind the cat's name then Mr Genius?

I dunno lemme check the ferals Wikia

https://wikies.wiki/wiki/en/The_Ferals

Oh dang it's only available in Spanish

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://web.archive.org/web/20020207235901/http://www.abc.net.au:80/children/feral/

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Johnson and Johnson and friends , sponsored by unilever

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Just watched a very good Aussie film

2013s "mystery road"

Very Aussie , very good
https://youtu.be/Vxx6eNrxKgY

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I have strong memories of doing shrooms and eating handfuls of shrimp with neon blue nail polish while listening to George Benson's Breezin on Christmas day

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Australia by way of this morning

https://youtube.com/shorts/IEeMz6u4wZc?feature=share

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The nation is healing

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