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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is the show Housos any sort of accurate portrayal of Australian white trash?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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How often does the average Australian use the "C" word?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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syntaxfunction posted:

It just shows how dedicated Aussies are to getting shitfaced. Americans have dirt cheap alcohol and still complain about prices, cause they're prissy little bitches.

We have a job and we get it done, drat the expense. We're a nation of go getters, as long the the getting is loving hammered.

I went to college with a guy from Oz, (I'm in Canada) and I sent this to him in a text message.
His reply was: "Haha oh yea, that's us. Shitfaced is good". He also mentioned something about you (the poster of the above) being a oval office. But I think that means "good guy" or something like that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Speaking out outback steakhouse. I went to the one in Niagara Falls Canada one time, I had some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN Calamari.
I'm not sure what made them so authentically Australian, but they probably had the words "mate" and "Crikey" somewhere in the description on the menu.
I think my brothers got some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN Buffalo wings. Very authentic as well, despite the fact that they were invented just across the river in Buffalo NY.

Does anyone have a link to the goon, who I think was Australian but living in USA who went to an Outback Steakhouse and took pictures of the menu/made fun of all the AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN CUISINE that wasn't on the menu?

I think it was probably about 2007 or so, as I think I remember it from when I joined here the first time around.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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It may have been explained in this thread before but what the poo poo is 'a dingo took your baby' all about?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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gently caress. Was pretty much going to post that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I have a friend who is from Oz, and I asked him a very important question:

Which band is a bigger bunch of cunts? Acdc or Inxs?

A: What is your opinion on the subject?

B: What do you think his response was?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I never really specified a specific type of oval office. Just general cunts.
His answer was Inxs.

Guns In The Sky was a pretty good song. And a few others.

Silverchair was pretty popular in the 90s (as stated) and I think they even played at Woodstock 99.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

Yeah, frogstomp

Someone needs to start a frogstomp cover band called chazzwazzer step

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

I never really specified a specific type of oval office. Just general cunts.
His answer was Inxs.

Guns In The Sky was a pretty good song. And a few others.

Silverchair was pretty popular in the 90s (as stated) and I think they even played at Woodstock 99.

My friend just randomly messaged me and said "Acdc was a bunch of cunts too, but cooler cunts".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Wolf Creek was a pretty good movie, or so I like to think. But as my Australian friend would say I'm currently 'sinking back some piss at the pub mate'. So my opinions might currently be awful.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I could probably just google this poo poo but gently caress it.

What the deal with "throw another shrimp on the barbie"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gromit posted:

I could glue them all face to face and make a pool cue.

Spot weld them together.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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birdstrike posted:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Jesus gently caress. That's a bird that doesn't skip leg day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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What do you people from 'Straya think about this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kmSgCPpXw

"Bliss" by Th' Dudes. THey're a band from New Zealand.

Someone posted this in my thread in the Friday forum talking about getting on the piss.

Allegedly, its the unofficial national drinking song of NZ.

Also, the story goes it was supposed to be "drink yourself more piss" but the record company urged them to change it slightly.

Good song or a bunch of kiwi wanker cunts?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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How much do you like those cunts better than that steve irwin oval office?

Also, which of those cunts would win in a fight? Assuming of course that that oval office steve irwin was still alive.

Paul hogan, as himself, not alligator dundee
Yahoo Serious as himself, I haven't even heard about that oval office in like 30 years
Steve Irwin, also as himself.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Come on, I have a friend from Oz and he calls me one all the time.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I have been looking at expanding my Australian vernacular vocabulary lately.

Is "piss" specifically referring to beer (I guess because it kinda looks like actual piss) or does it generally encompass any alcoholic beverages?

Does it depend on whether or not you are trying to get pissed?

I asked my friend who is from oz, though he's lived in Canada for like 20+ years and he says more or less 'gently caress it, doesn't matter you stupid oval office just fuckin get drunk and gently caress off' but I figured I'd ask some of you who still live there to see what your opinions are on the subject.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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In the rest of the world its a "flagoon" of mountain dew.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I love that term. "On the piss".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Blow posted:

I'm on the piss atm.

:cheers:

:350:



Me too.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Anyone who is familiar with the GBS Friday thread, knows that I'm quite partial to "SKULL/SKULLING SOME PISS"

Probably my favorite 'Straya slang.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Blow posted:





loving Cane Toads.

Thats one big chazzwaazzer.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I hope all you cunts got on the piss and had a great Straya Day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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So what was the riot about?
Just people more or less celebrating??
gently caress, 'Straya sounds lit AF

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

The international departure lounge is still the best place in Perth. Happy Aus day cunts (it's still the 26th for me, a wretched expat).

One of my friends uhhh mates from college is from Oz. I made sure to send him a text message greeting for the day telling him to skull some piss, get fuckin maggot and be the cuntiest oval office to ever oval office.

He was most appreciative. Said it made him feel like he was home again.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Just texting with my friend from college who is from 'Straya and he told me his dad just died. He's looking to book a plane ticket home ATM .

Hoist a drink for old man mc donald. A good oval office.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Thank you.
My 'Strayan vernacular still needs some work.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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What the fuckin poo poo is a kickon?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Blow posted:

Russian ambassador calls 'Strayans a buncha wanker cunts after dead possy thrown over embassy fence.


wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Inceltown posted:

How many things are now called what amounts to the local term for "gently caress off whitey"?

Isn't that where oval office came from?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

Really weird that chicken wings never really took off.

I ordered wings in 2016 or so and got four full wings done wingstyle. Que sudden realisation I was a proper emmigrant and Australia is actually a bit weird sometimes.

Are you trying to tell me that the AUTHENTIC Australian Chicken wings that I had at Outback Steakhouse weren't really authentic?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

Depends, what animal were they made from?

It was in Niagara Falls. So probably chicken.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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EoinCannon posted:

There's an episode of You Can't Ask That on ABC about bogans
The only consensus seems to be that bogans don't care what people think of them. Which isn't that helpful

Pretty sure rednecks don't care either.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots?

So far I've got:

poo poo pub with sticky floors
-VB (bottle)
-EB (can)
-Swan Draft (tap)
-Bundy and coke (just for funsies)
-Steak Sandwich

Roadhouse/servo cusine
-Chico roll
-Cheese and tomato toastie
-Vegi burger the lot with bacon
-Mocha Dare

Nature
-See a kangaroo (roadkill)
-See an emu (roadkill)

Extra curriculars
-Smoke some ditch weed :canada:

Activities
-Go to the beach and get dumped
-Sunburnt
-And sneered at by beach babes

That's all I've got. Maybe find some live music? Does Perth have that anymore? I think they shut everything down in the 2000's.

Play a few games of Knifey spoonie
Insult the government somehow and get a "booting"
Bring some Chazwazzers for your younger relatives to play with
Call people you like, and don't like and random people cunts.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Lamborghini tractor?

Ferrucio Lamborghini owned a Ferrari, and he liked it but he made some suggestions to Enzo Ferrari on how it might be a bit better. Enzo told him to "gently caress off, what does a tractor maker know about making cars"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Whoever posted that isn't a real 'Strayan.

They didn't spell in "fucken".

Probably still a oval office though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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More like Rio Tainto

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Outrail posted:

Fighting a wombat would be like trying to kick the poo poo out of a giant sandbag. Probably break your foot before it felt anything.

Especially a combat wombat.

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