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Is the show Housos any sort of accurate portrayal of Australian white trash?
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2021 01:29 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:24 |
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How often does the average Australian use the "C" word?
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 04:46 |
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syntaxfunction posted:It just shows how dedicated Aussies are to getting shitfaced. Americans have dirt cheap alcohol and still complain about prices, cause they're prissy little bitches. I went to college with a guy from Oz, (I'm in Canada) and I sent this to him in a text message. His reply was: "Haha oh yea, that's us. Shitfaced is good". He also mentioned something about you (the poster of the above) being a oval office. But I think that means "good guy" or something like that.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 04:11 |
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Speaking out outback steakhouse. I went to the one in Niagara Falls Canada one time, I had some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN Calamari. I'm not sure what made them so authentically Australian, but they probably had the words "mate" and "Crikey" somewhere in the description on the menu. I think my brothers got some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN Buffalo wings. Very authentic as well, despite the fact that they were invented just across the river in Buffalo NY. Does anyone have a link to the goon, who I think was Australian but living in USA who went to an Outback Steakhouse and took pictures of the menu/made fun of all the AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN CUISINE that was I think it was probably about 2007 or so, as I think I remember it from when I joined here the first time around.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 04:43 |
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It may have been explained in this thread before but what the poo poo is 'a dingo took your baby' all about?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 02:24 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Mongo? ¡Santa Maria! gently caress. Was pretty much going to post that.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 13:09 |
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I have a friend who is from Oz, and I asked him a very important question: Which band is a bigger bunch of cunts? Acdc or Inxs? A: What is your opinion on the subject? B: What do you think his response was?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 22:37 |
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I never really specified a specific type of oval office. Just general cunts. His answer was Inxs. Guns In The Sky was a pretty good song. And a few others. Silverchair was pretty popular in the 90s (as stated) and I think they even played at Woodstock 99.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 11:56 |
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Outrail posted:Yeah, frogstomp Someone needs to start a frogstomp cover band called chazzwazzer step
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 21:58 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I never really specified a specific type of oval office. Just general cunts. My friend just randomly messaged me and said "Acdc was a bunch of cunts too, but cooler cunts".
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 23:44 |
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Wolf Creek was a pretty good movie, or so I like to think. But as my Australian friend would say I'm currently 'sinking back some piss at the pub mate'. So my opinions might currently be awful.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 02:48 |
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I could probably just google this poo poo but gently caress it. What the deal with "throw another shrimp on the barbie"?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 19:35 |
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Gromit posted:I could glue them all face to face and make a pool cue. Spot weld them together.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 03:24 |
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 01:43 |
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Jesus gently caress. That's a bird that doesn't skip leg day.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 10:45 |
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What do you people from 'Straya think about this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kmSgCPpXw "Bliss" by Th' Dudes. THey're a band from New Zealand. Someone posted this in my thread in the Friday forum talking about getting on the piss. Allegedly, its the unofficial national drinking song of NZ. Also, the story goes it was supposed to be "drink yourself more piss" but the record company urged them to change it slightly. Good song or a bunch of kiwi wanker cunts?
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 17:59 |
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How much do you like those cunts better than that steve irwin oval office? Also, which of those cunts would win in a fight? Assuming of course that that oval office steve irwin was still alive. Paul hogan, as himself, not alligator dundee Yahoo Serious as himself, I haven't even heard about that oval office in like 30 years Steve Irwin, also as himself.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 23:01 |
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Come on, I have a friend from Oz and he calls me one all the time.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 23:26 |
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I have been looking at expanding my Australian vernacular vocabulary lately. Is "piss" specifically referring to beer (I guess because it kinda looks like actual piss) or does it generally encompass any alcoholic beverages? Does it depend on whether or not you are trying to get pissed? I asked my friend who is from oz, though he's lived in Canada for like 20+ years and he says more or less 'gently caress it, doesn't matter you stupid oval office just fuckin get drunk and gently caress off' but I figured I'd ask some of you who still live there to see what your opinions are on the subject.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 04:51 |
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In the rest of the world its a "flagoon" of mountain dew.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 01:28 |
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I love that term. "On the piss".
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 02:06 |
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Blow posted:I'm on the piss atm. Me too.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 04:16 |
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Anyone who is familiar with the GBS Friday thread, knows that I'm quite partial to "SKULL/SKULLING SOME PISS" Probably my favorite 'Straya slang.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 02:26 |
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Blow posted:
Thats one big chazzwaazzer.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 19:04 |
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I hope all you cunts got on the piss and had a great Straya Day.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 00:03 |
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So what was the riot about? Just people more or less celebrating?? gently caress, 'Straya sounds lit AF
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 03:25 |
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Outrail posted:The international departure lounge is still the best place in Perth. Happy Aus day cunts (it's still the 26th for me, a wretched expat). One of my He was most appreciative. Said it made him feel like he was home again.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 13:42 |
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Just texting with my friend from college who is from 'Straya and he told me his dad just died. He's looking to book a plane ticket home ATM . Hoist a drink for old man mc donald. A good oval office.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 02:22 |
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webmeister posted:Fixed Thank you. My 'Strayan vernacular still needs some work.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 15:42 |
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What the fuckin poo poo is a kickon?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:34 |
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Blow posted:Russian ambassador calls 'Strayans a buncha wanker cunts after dead possy thrown over embassy fence.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 00:21 |
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Inceltown posted:How many things are now called what amounts to the local term for "gently caress off whitey"? Isn't that where oval office came from?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 03:45 |
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Outrail posted:Really weird that chicken wings never really took off. Are you trying to tell me that the AUTHENTIC Australian Chicken wings that I had at Outback Steakhouse weren't really authentic?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 23:45 |
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Outrail posted:Depends, what animal were they made from? It was in Niagara Falls. So probably chicken.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2023 13:02 |
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EoinCannon posted:There's an episode of You Can't Ask That on ABC about bogans Pretty sure rednecks don't care either.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 23:18 |
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Outrail posted:Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots? Play a few games of Knifey spoonie Insult the government somehow and get a "booting" Bring some Chazwazzers for your younger relatives to play with Call people you like, and don't like and random people cunts.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 12:11 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Lamborghini tractor? Ferrucio Lamborghini owned a Ferrari, and he liked it but he made some suggestions to Enzo Ferrari on how it might be a bit better. Enzo told him to "gently caress off, what does a tractor maker know about making cars"?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 15:48 |
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Whoever posted that isn't a real 'Strayan. They didn't spell in "fucken". Probably still a oval office though.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 01:18 |
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More like Rio Tainto
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 00:28 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:24 |
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Outrail posted:Fighting a wombat would be like trying to kick the poo poo out of a giant sandbag. Probably break your foot before it felt anything. Especially a combat wombat.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 17:38 |