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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hell yes. im going to have Many Important Questions for this thread

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
First question. Where are the fattest, dumbest rednecks located in Australia? And not "on the other end of the Pacific ocean"

Second question:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
What is a gronk????? Is that like a Florida Man?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
lol a lot

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Weka posted:

More wool than can fit on one ship? Is that supposed to be a lot of wool?
Anyway, for content...
I was going to post a picture of a poop to express my disdain so I searched for Australian dog poo poo and this was typical....


Even your dogs are a pack of wimp shiters. I would be embarrassed if my mates fat ancient foxy cross did shits that wimpy, just to be within 50 miles of a dog that did that pathetic a crap. Heck I've seen bigger rat turds.

Anyway good luck with your thread I will be watching with bated breath, eager to see your fresh perversions to feel better about myself and my neighbors.

i tried reading that flag out loud, turns out i wasn't muted in my work call so my coworker heard me say "You dog oval office" in a horrible australian accent :thumbsup: thankfully nobody important

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’m fairly certain Australia isn’t real

No, no, you're thinking of New Zealand.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Can I get some more uniquely Aussie foods for my files please? Or are you all a bunch of gronk cunts?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Inceltown posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

Go gently caress yourself I'm not doing your work for you

lmfao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nigmaetcetera posted:

So how much is it for an emu pie? Or pastie, if that’s available?

this lead me down a path in which i learned that some australians call them "bush chooks"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Slugnoid posted:

Cockie sitting on a hills hoist drinking a bundy rum



/thread

thats me irl

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

are we allowed to say the "c" word in this thread?

i already said it in this thread :ssh:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wendigee posted:

Much as we’d like to claim the Dagwood Dog as an Aussie invention, the idea was definitely borrowed from the USA. In 1927, one Stanley Jenkins applied for a patent for a process that produced deep-fried, batter-coated food on a stick. It took a decade or so before the corn dog (or ‘corny dog’ as it was originally called) was offered at State Fairs – the US equivalent of our royal shows.

uh oh ! 😮

Take heart, because neither of our countries comes close to the South Korean love of battered hot dogs. Can you say, roll it in sugar? :thumbsup:


Also please show me pictures of these "Royal Shows"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

d0s posted:

do these things have anything to do with austrialia, are your granola bars round or something:



i oval office believe youve done this

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Megabound posted:

Bringing it back to the thread title



:australia:

whats the story here :???:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
im Google maps touring and i found this... Buffet? on Rottnest island. is this... well, what the gently caress is this?




also please identify this if you can

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
















and a video:

https://goo.gl/maps/NDLSq8La4XscPe5j6

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

webmeister posted:

No shots of the bra collection, 3/10 see me after class

that's so weird, there are next to no pics of this in the Google reviews. Had to go looking for these


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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hey you cunts whats a good brand of chicken salt to acquire

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