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Aardvark! posted:What is a gronk????? Is that like a Florida Man? All Australians are Florida man. All. Gronk translates to something like deadshit.
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Whorelord posted:a friend of mine went backpacking in australia and spent 8 weeks in wollongong for some reason, probably because he thought the name sounded funny It takes time to fully immerse yourself in the local culture. Your friend lived like a local - even if only for a few weeks. Wollongong has nice beaches. So does everywhere on the coast but you've got to pick somewhere eventually.
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Crab Riders That's right, Frankston has it all. 
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Captain Blueballs posted:Seppos are unable to handle musk sticks. They almost universally complain that they taste of perfume. They do taste like perfume but you should have grown up with them in the lolly bag sold by the tuck shop at the sports oval and thus have a fond memory of those pink atrocities.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You know, I didn't think it was possible to get more rednecky than the USA, but doggone it if Australia isn't doing their damnedest to prove me wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I Go gently caress yourself I'm not doing your work for you
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Aardvark! posted:this lead me down a path in which i learned that some australians call them "bush chooks" We have bush chooks, bush turkeys, bin chickens. Australia has it all. It should be noted that Cosmic Psychos saw someone wearing one of their shirts at a Nazi rally and told them to gently caress off, destroy the shirt and never come to a gig again. They're ok.
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Flannelette posted:Drunk ones just fall over and look scared and dirty, so it's just sad. We're talking about the birds not the people
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piratescurvy posted:This is great, but replace “mate” with “youze” and you’re basically in Philadelphia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
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Jestery posted:I use it probably once every couple of weeks I didn't realise Bob Katter posted on the forums. Hope you get eaten by a croc Bob you hate filled pile of poo poo.
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Nooner posted:are we allowed to say the "c" word in this thread? Queensland starts with a Q, it's easy see how you'd be confused though.
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It should be mentioned that not everything in Australia is black and white. It's just that a lot of Australians see things that way. We got colour here in case you were worried about visiting. 
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How has no one mentioned Chopper yet for Aussie movies? I'm taking away all your vegemite and democracy sausages.
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Lolie posted:Despite Eric Bana's outstanding performance, it wasn't a very good movie. The life of Mark Reid is garbage but a speed dealer with the number plate GOE111 is great and thus deserves its spot for that alone.
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EoinCannon posted:I grew up drinking VB so I think it's alright. Super cold vb on tap with your mates watching the footy is how to drink it. The atmosphere is required to get it over the line. Of course a vb long neck for breakfast riding shotgun in your mates truck is acceptable too.
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Aardvark! posted:Take heart, because neither of our countries comes close to the South Korean love of battered hot dogs. Can you say, roll it in sugar? It's standard fair type activities. Axe chopping  Esky riding  Sheep bragging  You know the drill.
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syntaxfunction posted:It boggles my mind when people go to the Ekka here. I went once and it was awful. Just the worst. You go for the wood chopping, to see the ducklings going down the water slide and to watch the v8 stunt drivers nearly hit each other as the drive really fast in patterns.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Speaking of the Melbourne Showgrounds, some of the best entertainment you can ever witness is when racing day at Flemington Racecourse coincides with something pop-culture or anime going at the Showgrounds. The image of the dressed up woman with her shoes in her hand sitting next to a weeb must be a sight to behold.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What you're missing is the kind of people who go to Flemington Racecourse toffed to the nines with fancy hats and outfits for Race Day typically have zero frame of reference for any kind of pop culture at all. Not even the mainstream stuff like, say, Game of Thrones or Star Wars. So you get to see groups of all these extremely-rich expensively-dressed typically-older folk trying to mentally parse just what the gently caress is going on around them with cosplayers from random videogames, movies and sci-fi series throughout the train they're sharing. Oh, I figured it was like Randwick. An excuse for young rich fuckstains to go do too much coke and booze. Still all dressed up with the fascinators and all. Just to drunk to manage heels at the end so also barefoot with shoes in hand. It's not really an older crowd at Randwick though.
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loving wish this thread was in cspam so I could chain probe you for posting Genial Jordan without a trigger warning.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Is the show Housos any sort of accurate portrayal of Australian white trash? Murdoch is a better example of Australian white trash.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Coles Bay Tasmania: Whats next "Woolworths Mountain"? Maybe "Aldi Ranges"? The loving gall of these pricks. e: I've just been informed that Gerry has a bay too so it just seems to be bays that they're after right now. They'll go after the rest of it though, mark my words. 
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huh posted:Just 5 minutes ago there was a wallaby (smaller version of a kangaroo) in the front yard of the house across the road from me. I've met David Pocock and would say he's a smaller kangaroo.
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110 standard drinks. That's one hell of a game of goon of fortune.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:Having worked in kitchens the wine that comes out of the 10L box is more broken than other goon and doesn’t cooperate well with a hangover. lmao I thought those $5 gallon jugs of port would be the worst thing that booze got sold as but here we are.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Who are those guys? Were they in a band or something? They're the crew of the Japanese submarine that kidnapped Harold Holt. Surprised you didn't learn that at school.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:How is that beetroot-headed fuckstain of a failure back as leader of the Nats? https://twitter.com/SavvyBeeBen/status/1406797964396306436
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:gently caress that, elect me and I'll do schooeys for $4 and slabs for $30 Don't listen to this madman. They want to standardise beer sizing names to the ones from your rival state and force everyone to call sausage in bread "bogan hotdogs"
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Legin Noslen posted:We in America have a special name for people from Australiahahahahaha just kidding we never think about you Oh yeah, then why are our prime ministers USA intelligence assets? https://twitter.com/strom_m/status/1408970640678260736
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