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Their high-vis gear is reflecting too much light, I can't see their signs! Everyone has ear protection on, I can't hear their voices!! Oh, the irony!! --- <as per their Telegram post> - the immediate removal of emergency state powers, - an immediate end to lockdown - an end to mask and vaccine mandates - the resignation of Premier Daniel Andrews and chief health officer Brett Sutton - a royal commission into the government's pandemic response - charges against police for "assaulting peaceful protesters" - a resumption of all construction sites - and "mass distribution of ivermectin, vitamin C, vitamin D and zinc". Sounds like a episode of Ally McBeal, West Wing and House mashed together
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"I've got a mate in the know" = the same kid who said his uncle worked at Nintendo
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~Coxy posted:RIP Holden 1948-2017 Option 1 - strip joint owner Option 2 - frequent strip joint client default option - tradie
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TODAY, ON THE WIDE WORLD OF SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS One man's untimely death is much easier to deal with than, you know, the world ending and the cunts involved
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Laserface posted:As has been said it's expected at Maccas. "cool let me unpack the meat HOLY gently caress ITS A loving PORK CHOP NOT A LAMB CHOP, the butcher school will hear about this!"
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Is....is that a kookaburra wearing a funny hat on his neck? Regardless - it's pretty weird to see all that ink, and no ear piercings. Couldn't take the pain?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think we've had multiple Black Whateverdays at this point, Black Tuesday to South Australians is the fuckload of fires around 2005 that burned down half of Eyre Peninsula. Yea, it's kinda sad at this point A: "Remember the fires?" B: "Which ones?" A: "The one where people died" B: ".....which ones?"
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Babe are you ok? You've believed touched your Telecom glasses.  I still remember reading my Dad's itemizied Telecom bills (books are for rich people), and being SO confused when it all changed to Telstra
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Chrpno posted:The only presenter of cartoons in my book is Sophie Lee who the gently caress do you think you are 
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Tuesday, Nov 19, 1996. I mean, waking up to Terasa Livingstone on Agro, coming home to Kate Fischer after school, and going to bed with Shannen Doherty on 90210 wasn't a bad thing for a young man discovering his penis edit: oh wow I forgot about Nicki Buckley while eating tea, and writing down the keno numbers for Mum KajiTheMelonMan fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Jestery posted:I always thought Nullarbor was a first nations word, but it's literally Latin for no trees "Null arbor" Holy gently caress, how could I not see this
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Aware posted:RIP Sean 
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Should be a thing with Tourism Aus, most honest description of everyday Australians
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I mean, did he like, put the ducks in his pants because he found them while setting the fires, to make sure they were safe and unharmed? Because that's quite responsible and honestly commendable, especially with setting fire to a real estate agent's place.
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Inceltown posted:AC/DC or Chisel playing on the air guitar? Val Halen - Jump
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"get out of my loving sun, two-foot"
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quote:"If I wasn't towing a caravan, I would have kept going but the wife doesn't like to be upset." Caravan on gravel huh
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The Peccadillo posted:My God, the new Queen consort of Denmark is Tasmanian Our world domination plan is under way! (plan pending)
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The Peccadillo posted:It was a set up by GIRLS ew girl germs
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Elissimpark posted:East Devonport's not that bad. It's no Strahan that's for sure!
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Aware posted:New season of new Zealand today he tracks down Jack Karlson of a succulent Chinese meal fame and man that is a dude who hit the bottle hard. "Democracy Manifest!" = "I'm going to get on the piss, now gently caress off and leave me alone"
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NPR Journalizard posted:Apparently wombats have been known to herd other animals into their burrows during wildfires. "I just can't trust the BOM anymore, you know?"
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Inceltown posted:I regret to inform you that Mount Gambiers Human LEGO Man has been cancelled. her loving hands are huge
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Inceltown posted:
Extra Adrenaline Mode - doing it during Easter, more cops to avoid!
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There was a rumor at my school that one of the special-ed kids (boy? girl? never knew) was once caught using Clag as a lubricant for...something. No-one ever said what. That's all I think about when I see Clag now.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Weirdly enough they went in the opposite direction and tried selling a vegetarian Chiko roll a few years ago, which their typical fan base apparently hated because sales were terrible so dropped it pretty quickly. I remember that veg version, it was....very slimy.
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