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Do you prefer the extended summer thread format?
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Yes 126 44.21%
No 39 13.68%
I'm Scottish 120 42.11%
Total: 285 votes
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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

assisting a semi-famous pornographer

were you a stuntcock? because this really sounds like you were a stuntcock

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Gats Akimbo posted:

I went for a walk on Mon, gave up after a couple of km and got the bus back. Now I have one bright red arm.

Thankfully I usually don't burn badly; it looks alarming but it'll be brown in a few days.

when I delivered pizza for Domino's I'd spend full summers with my right arm noticeably browner than my left

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
god fubpees are so loving dumb

St Davids bishop apologises for 'never trust a Tory' tweet

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
presumably the Mail is most annoyed that our glorious British boat doesn't have guns which she can turn on those pesky migrants and solve the problem on the spot

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

love to photoshop pictures of an 18-year-old girl because I can't actually counter her argument with facts

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Tesseraction posted:

Oh I thought the joke was it's some actual adult who just looks like a bigger Thunberg.

the source picture is from wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greta_Thunberg_sp119.jpg

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

bessantj posted:

Did she have many arguments? I must admit I don't know much about her and what she's done/doing beyond saying 1) Climate change is really, really bad and scientists have the evidence 2) You're doing nothing to stop climate change and that is bad. 3) Please listen to the scientists before we all die! I do know she made people angry and that was hilarious

you just listed three of them

the anti-climate change brigade were bad before she turned up but getting schooled by a teenage girl has permanently broken a lot of people's brains

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
more terfs than a garden centre

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
so Boris doesn’t think that people should be harshly punished for having said racist things in the past

I can’t imagine why

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jedit posted:

The long and short of it is that Couzens almost certainly did intend to kill Sarah Everard. He's just waiting to see if they can prove it.

you can get rid of the "almost" there tbh

once she's in the car he knows there's no way he can let her go and there's only one way it's going to go

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
for these new recruits every day is D day

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

About half of this thread voted Lib Dem in 2010, lol

and a considerably smaller number voted for Actual Nick Clegg in Sheffield Hallam

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

suck my woke dick posted:

:agreed:

I'd hate to live in an anarchist society where I have to deal with gammons and busybody boomers.

tbh it sounds great, since in my ideal anarchist society any dealing with gammons and busybody boomers will be restricted to offering them a cigarette and blindfold

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
yep them first

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
sounds like a good time to introduce the kids to the joys of death metal

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
is GB News the new Murdoch channel? even morbid curiosity wouldn't be enough for me to check it out tbh

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

blunt posted:

It's the Andrew Neil one.

then my complete and utter disinterest stands

e: Neil is oranger than the chyron :sad:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
the ~loony lefty BBC~ strikes again

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Got me first vax today, worst bit was the queues, also the worst possible luck to have it at the same time as the Scotland game but hey.....

I hope whoever jabbed you was a lot more accurate than Scotland's strikers were

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Bobstar posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosphere_2

A massive biosphere habitat built in Arizona in the 80s/90s to test a completely sealed-off system for doing stuff in space. On the first mission, the small crew split into two factions that hated each other. I feel like that effect would be less pronounced the more people you had.

if Football Manager has taught me anything it's that when your group splits into two core groups the best solution is to sell off whichever lot are performing worse

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Gats Akimbo posted:

My cat obviously heard about this somehow; 15 mins ago he came in yelling victoriously with a live mouse as combined toy/snack. I managed to get it into a mug and lob it into the most overgrown bit of the garden; good luck tiny wet mouse....

my cat tried to come in earlier with some sort of dead creature, probably a bird, so we shooed her away and she went and sat in the undergrowth

when she came in a bit later she was making very obvious just-been-eating signs so we're hoping she's not going to puke it all up on the carpet during the night

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Failed Imagineer posted:

Apparently they're pretty lovely pillows, it's just that the CEO is a coke-fiend crack-addict mentally ill chud

don't forget Razzie Award winner

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

I got a flyer through the door from a new ice cream place and I have suspicions about their branding :tinfoil:



Baskin-Robbins might have 31 flavours of ice cream but I bet this lot have 45

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Lol a car has collided head-on with a prisoner transport truck on my street in what is clearly an attempt to spring some prisoners. I have never seen so many police in all my life

what's it like living in Line of Duty

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

already gone but I'm assuming they "accidentally" invited another fash onto one of their phone-ins

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

by-elections for the by-election god

can't wait for Labour to poo poo the bed in this one too

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

did all his woad wash off in the rain

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
England getting tonked would be the funniest result so I'm going for that

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

England getting tonked would be the funniest result so I'm going for that

having listened to approximately 10 minutes of Ally McCoist's commentary I've changed my mind and now hope it's Scotland that get tonked

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

I am so sad that this isn't a real commercial

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
on paper England are easily the better team but they always manage to be a lot less than the sum of their parts when it comes to tournaments

and they didn't exactly play like it was a game they particularly wanted to win, they'd clearly decided before the game even started that a draw was a good enough result

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Pistol_Pete posted:

Oof, that Survation poll.

"Who would make the best Prime Minister?

Keir Starmer - 18%.
Don't know - 29%.


Loooooooool.

I assume that "loving neither of them" are included as part of the don't know %

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
or at least more stategic

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

gotta love the German approach to naming things

no loving around, just call it what it is or what it does

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
honestly I'm starting to think capitalism was a mistake

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
it's always just a backronym

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Starmer will continue to take responsibility for Labour's fuckups until there's no-one left for him to fire

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Lungboy posted:

Deleted already, what was it?

an interview with Sophy Ridge where he says he doesn't want Matt Hancock to resign

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

even the gammons who live in the BBC comments think it's going a bit far

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Antigravitas posted:

Isn't the USA a better comparison?

potato potahto

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