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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

This is the only Deep South product to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsmd-V9bk50

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Mob
May 7, 2002

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Ganso Bomb posted:

I hope Nasty Russ is really nasty

If he's on Elevation can Cash Flo and Juicy Jimmy be far behind?

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Also if you see the picture you'll notice he's just on oxygen, not a ventilator.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Does the bigger venue maybe play a part? Seems like it would be harder to be a shithead in the 30x40 fartbox they used to run out of

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Things change over time.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Thanlis posted:

Weird way to say "suffering from mental health issues.”

Your mental health isn't your fault but it *is* your responsibility. He's free to log off and take care of himself instead of lashing out at people then using his mental health issues as a shield when criticized in response to his actions.

What he's doing is exactly out of his buddy/Twitter defender Will Ospreay's playbook.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Well you're mentioning last year and the future, I'm talking about his outbursts in the last couple of weeks.

He also poo poo on at least one SpeakingOut survivor so I honestly don't give a piss about him.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Man this venue sucks but at least they didn't book the Fart Barn again

"Folks before we do the 50/50 Draw just wanted to remind everyone next month's show we'll be back across town at the Fart Barn!"

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

What is a #Project?

A “Project” is the proverbial aspiring “sports-entertainment” performer seeking “opportunity” to live their “dream.”
In the world of the “corporate wrestling brands” you are referred to as an “extra.” You are paid a meager penance to stand awkwardly in ill fitting dress clothes.

Scenario 1: you are led blindly through the “dark” into a match that you are not prepared for. You are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You have a minor accolade that you humble brag about on social media. Quickly forgotten validation. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Scenario 2: you are put into outfit that says “SECURITY” or “POLICE.” Your authority is not respected and you, again, are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Scenario 3: You are fed adequately via “catering.” Nobody recognizes you exist. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Why become a #Project?

A #Project understands this circle is endless and contrived. Seeks something more. Deeper purpose.

Through #ControlYourNarrative they can “become who they are supposed to be.”

What does a #Project do?

A #Project is prepared to forgo their independent “sports-entertainment” persona and destroy this past through the trial and tribulation of The Narrative.

A #Project assumes their “Project Number” as their new handle. This number is their choice and must never be forgotten.

A #Project fills out their #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form. Signs this as both an NDA and waiver of liability.

A #Project attends a respective #ProjectNarrative Seminar where they will:

-Perform their Sports-Entertainment Persona.
-Undergo Psycho Analyzation by members of The Narrative.
-Brain Dump their truth. Their authentic selves.
-Accept criticism, critiques, and (verbal) castration.
-and finally, FIGHT.

Upon completion of the #ProjectNarrative seminar, the #Project has access and opportunity within #ControlYourNarrative.
Their number will be called to assist on ‘Fight Night’ set-up, promotional assistance, sponsor related sucking up activities, nefarious narrative business, while most importantly become eligible for prime position to fight in #ControlYourNarrative sanctioned events, and character developing segments on #ControlYourNarrative televised features.

Favoritism and Politics WILL BE PLAYED.

How to become a #Project?

Purchase your #ProjectPackage

This includes:

#Project sanctioned attire (1 Branded Black Hood. 1 Branded Black T-Shirt)

#ProjectNarrative Tenants (the hand written ec3 manifesto on 10 Foundations of Professional Wrestling)

Your #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form

Entry into your #ProjectNarrative Seminar (hosted by ec3 and members of #CYN)

The first step into the next phase of your life.

Eligible only to TRAINED SPORTS-ENTERTAINERS. (If you are not, your money will not be refunded and #CYN has rights to refuse anyone and everyone.)

(If you feel this is a grift, you have not been in the professional wrestling industry long enough.)

We here at #ControlYourNarrative look forward to taking those who choose this bold endeavor into our fold.

You are taking back #Control

You are prepared to fight for your #Freedom.

Through #CYN you will find #Purpose.

-The Narrator

Between this piece of writing and the CYN Shopify store being based out of Portland I'm starting to think the Narrator is Brandon Stroud

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Freddie Mercurio is a cool mufo he does a corner chop where he stomps the mat twice before each one

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Even if you ignore the Nazi poo poo he's honestly one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen.. And he's weak as hell, like I've never seen him scoop slam someone without three tries

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Also slight correction it wasn't fake tests it was fake vaccination cards.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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That's so stupid, fake cards would get so much more use.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Bonk posted:

The closest I can find is the one from DOA out of Portland, but it says Exile is the champion and hasn't defended it since 2014.

maybe they should put up flyers

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Ganso Bomb posted:

They HAD to have had at least one better picture of Mox to use on this thing.

why Mox look like Timthetatman and Shlak had a baby

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Chanting USA in a match with a Canadian wrestler will always be funny to me for ironic reasons but also I've known stab for over 20 years so legally I'm allowed

Mob
May 7, 2002

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I'm sure sometime between now and the end of the weekend a wrestling journalist will let us know Well Actually GCW Is Very Good and These People Are Not Only Ungrateful But Also Problematic Because

Mob
May 7, 2002

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History Comes Inside! posted:

Which kind of retirement will Matt Tremont announce for this one

He's gotta do something to top Tank "retiring" and holding a panel to "tell the REAL story about the Mike Levy incident" from SCI 2017 and then competing in multiple future SCI tournaments

Mob
May 7, 2002

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stab posted:

Still blows my mind to this day when people wrestling today tell us how they were inspired by the stupid poo poo we did as dumb gently caress kids

pumpkinz r hardcore

Mob
May 7, 2002

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stab posted:

those fn pumpkinz sure ended up leading to something huh


just back to back WM main events no big whoop

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Pylons posted:

Did something happen to The Globe?

too many POS audience members buying PWG tickets, had to close it

Mob
May 7, 2002

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My friend from college, who unfortunately is a pretty good guy, is an indie wrestler based in Maryland so I have to see these Ellsworth cards promoted all the time

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Mob posted:

My friend from college, who unfortunately is a pretty good guy, is an indie wrestler based in Maryland so I have to see these Ellsworth cards promoted all the time

fun fact he would sleepwalk but that just meant sitting up, killing a bottle of YooHoo, then passing back out on the couch

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

davidbix posted:

EDIT: IDK why Kris's tweet isn't embedding, but it's 6 year old Colby saving his dad and Tom Howard from Tanaka and Shinjiro Otani.

Better point than any Hulk Hogan has ever done

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Big Dave posted:

All the superindies suck but dpw in particular has bad vibes

Vibes is the worst term to start getting used all the time in the last few years. Vibes aren't real. Pick something real that is bad and apply that, then stick to your guns. It's like saying "oh well they're an Aries and you know what that means"

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Mob
May 7, 2002

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MassRafTer posted:

Bubba is completely broke, he's on Twitch and a tiny low power AM station. He's basically reduced to doing whatever youtube content he can think of to desperately make money including the saddest fast food reviews you can imagine.


CHEESE AND KETCHUP ONLY

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