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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Paul Murray lost his son but he should have lost some weight.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 07:43

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:17

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Tommunist posted:

A Sydney man, who today received his fourth dose of a coronavirus vaccine, has said he doubled up on AstraZeneca and Pfizer to give him greater immunity against the worrying disease.

Tom Lee, a 34-year-old from Sydney, told news.com.au he was feeling �fine� after his second Pfizer dose this afternoon.
�I�ve seen people feeling sick after the second Pfizer. I'm hoping it doesn't happen to me,� he said.

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing far almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 11:55

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 00:40

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

https://twitter.com/Aenemus/status/1418063462756851717

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 05:38

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Rimjobber

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 10:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Here in Canberra the supermarkets are just using ordinary employees to enforce QR code�s and I don�t think that�s appropriate.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 04:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

I'm guessing that Bunnings is loving packed during the lockdown.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 13:00

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Also Dandrews needs to start holding his press conferences in places that don't look like freezing cold windy concrete hellscapes. Just watching this is making me want to put a jumper on.

That�s just Melbourne.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 04:59

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Is it possible to get pfizer if you already had a dose of astrazeneca?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 13:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Everyone in Government either had a Rhodes scholarship or aspired to so no wonder they went for the Oxford one.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 13:55

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duck monster posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08...WJhP7QZJH6NniaM

tl;dr: Lady with vertically comprssed face, thinks we should ban employers requiring jabs to work.

I agree but for diferent reasons, I think if someone who can get vaccinated refuses we should send armed goons around to hold them down and vaccinate them. That way employers dont have to make such decisions.

I mean if we're gonna do big-man meathead politics and get the loving army involved, and they can't shoot viruses, lets give them something to shoot. Its just hastening the innevitble (virusdeath)

oh man she has a nasty case of the crazy eyes.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 09:03

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�It�s like poetry, it rhymes�

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 09:30

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When everyone in Sydney is dead at least the traffic won't be so bad.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 06:36

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Can I still travel to my beach house?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 07:22

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Solemn Sloth posted:

This is a bit extreme, we could instead build a city in central australia out of garbage and make them move there, the Abrahamic religions love a good desert trek. Move Summernats there and you could get most of the neo-nazis too.

The return of the Multifunction Polis

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 06:59

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I remember during the bushfires they still went ahead with summernats even the air outside was too toxic to breathe.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 07:17

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https://twitter.com/MichaelPascoe01/status/1426761545401262081

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 07:29

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Dave Hughes go on Cum town

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 10:03

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Have we unlocked Platinum Standard yet?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:09

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681

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 02:01

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So was it Ric Flair in that photo or what?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 10:26

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https://twitter.com/10NewsFirst/status/1429342764467200007

# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 13:38

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Protesting restrictions on travel between states by restricting travel between states.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 05:53

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The premiers have all the power now, and the people will continue to support them if they announce lockdowns (just look at the WA and Tas elections) unless their name is Gladys of course.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 11:44

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Tomberforce posted:

I keep seeing anti vax boomers plastering this piece of impenetrable logic everywhere and it might be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 12:46

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Eediot Jedi posted:

Probable sovereign citizen/obviously mentally ill person breaks into WA

47-year-old woman has been remanded in custody to serve 14 days' quarantine after allegedly speeding through a checkpoint at Western Australia's border with South Australia and ramming a police car.

Just after 10 o'clock Monday morning, Brenda Elena Bleazard allegedly led police on a dramatic high-speed chase while driving a Volvo wagon and towing a caravan.

Police said she reversed her caravan at speed into a police car, tried to run over an officer who was approaching her car on foot and threw a large jar full of petrol at an officer before trying to light it on fire

This is pretty funny footage though.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 02:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Morrison relates to the Croods because they remind him of his Party room colleagues.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 12:47

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Gladys is leaking to the SMH about how much she hates Morrison again.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 11:45

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https://twitter.com/BlakePavey/status/1432691434260365312

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 11:43

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I just remembered Deb Frecklington

What are some politicians you guys remember?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 12:14

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Color in Barnaby Joyce�s face

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 13:54

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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 14:24

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I keep getting the spam messages about packages to collect but never any from Craig Kelly

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 03:39

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So there's a spill on, the victorian libs are going to replace whoever it is now with the guy who lost the election.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 08:36

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Eediot Jedi posted:

It must be Tim Smith's time by now surely?

I will report back to you when I find out who that is.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 08:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 30 hours!

Ah yes the traditional father's day dove release.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 01:26

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gladys is going to get even more people killed

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 14:41

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quote:

CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT FRED NILE DISENDORSES LYLE SHELTON

Fred Nile, the leader of the Christian Democrat Party and an NSW upper house MP has dis-endorsed Lyle Shelton as his successor.

Lyle Shelton, the former National Director of the Australian Christian Lobby had been anointed as successor to Nile by Nile himself and appointed to a campaign position within the party.

Eternity has been told that Shelton is �devastated� by the news. Shelton is not the only person whom Nile has promised that he would step down and allow them to take his place.

This is the latest turmoil to hit the Christian Democrat Party, still the subject of court cases brought by dissidents, and a receiver with the task of electing a new board.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 11:33

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I called my mum today and totally unprompted she called Gladys a bitch multiple times. My mum lives in Tasmania.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 12:54

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:17

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https://twitter.com/samanthamaiden/status/1436516000820654080

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 06:11

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