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i have the best car. the best one you don't have a better car than me
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i went on pimp my ride and lil wayne was like 'dude this car already too pimped. really cool car, i like your car. you have a really cool car' so he didn't pimp my ride, we just hosed instead
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Aug 9, 2021 11:21
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I'll drive your butt I'll give you a rimjob
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Aug 9, 2021 12:22
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the best car is a 1989 geo metro. it has a 3 cylinder engine, and is roughly the size of a small dog. does it go fast? no
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Aug 9, 2021 22:35
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can it go faster than a guinea pig or is that its top speed
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Aug 11, 2021 11:49
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why do we need cars when we have ninjas
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Aug 11, 2021 15:54
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car culture is the loving worst. i want to be able to bike around in my city but it's loving impossible, i'd get smashed so instead i have to pay to operate this dumb loving machine. number 1: they're loud number 2, you get no exercise, just sit in a position that's bad for you number 3] they're too expensive number 4) they're ugly (you're ugly too) number 5. they smell bad number 6| they're expensive and everyone judges you if you don't spend enough on them number 7\ i hate them number 9} they make you antisocial number 10- i hate them
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Oct 3, 2021 17:04
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:has anyone ever invented a kind of caltrop that can affect car tires but not bike tires
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Oct 3, 2021 17:34
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:If you hate something because other people judge you, take that as an opportunity to self-improve. It's important for your enjoyment to exist outside of other people after all other people don't give a gently caress about you, be sure to return the favor especially in leisure activity.
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Oct 3, 2021 21:16
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wow. if i ever have to be anywhere near shamokin please jam a frag in my mouth and blow my loving head clean off then tie my feet to the bumper of a semi tractor and drag my body in the opposite direction
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Oct 4, 2021 12:43
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Norton posted:why don't cars have some sort of limiter that prevents them from going over 80mph or whatever? like yeah you can still speed on most roads and accelerate like a jerk, but the crazy people going 100+ past me on the highway should not even be possible. our solution for this is having cops set up sneaky traps all over the roads, presumably to maximize the number dangerous traffic stops I guess.
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Oct 4, 2021 18:50
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zegermans posted:
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Oct 4, 2021 19:06
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Vomik posted:yeah for sure - obviously part of it is technology / regulations and a designed smaller truck today would get much better mpg
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Oct 5, 2021 16:23
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zegermans posted:Both my dad and father-in-law need to have a truck for actual work things, and both of them have to go on wait lists and/or multiple dealerships to find a single truck that isn't a crew cab. he's regularly all flustered like "these used to be farm vehicles now they have all this fancy electric mumbo jumbo poo poo and heated seats and lighted windshield wipers in them" Dolphin has issued a correction as of 16:44 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Oct 5, 2021 16:40
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:Until the mid 2000s trucks were the cheapest vehicles you could buy. Now, accounting for features, they are the most expensive. 2000 S10 4x2 Regular Cab MSRP: $12,655 2021 Chevy Spark MSRP: $13,600 2021 Chevy Colorado MSRP: $25,000 lol lmao
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Oct 5, 2021 18:31
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Epic High Five posted:it's true, anybody who thinks this isn't true hates the free market and invisible hand
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Oct 5, 2021 20:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM do we love this or do we want to throw it and it's rider off a cliff im happy with either thread conclusion but i don't want to be on the wrong side Dolphin has issued a correction as of 19:25 on Oct 6, 2021 |
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Oct 6, 2021 19:18
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Oct 6, 2021 19:29
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Fitzy Fitz posted:this could revolutionize transportation than electric cars ever could. americans would never go for it though. it would never happen though and they'd be more dangerous on roads with cars than regular bicycles
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Oct 6, 2021 19:46
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actionjackson posted:how do you even move there if you are in the US, do you need to have some special skill where an employer would hire you over someone German?
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Oct 7, 2021 16:07
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ride your bike on the sidewalk. risk of getting pancaked on the road is too high and Americans don't walk anywhere anyway
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Oct 7, 2021 16:42
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in michigan they're constantly trying to figure out how to fix the roads which is hilarious because the obvious solution is don't bother.
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Oct 8, 2021 17:38
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indigi posted:how long does it last and how long does it take to charge. pretend ur a salesman and don’t tell me to just google it.
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Oct 9, 2021 00:18
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commercial trucks are also loving garbage
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Oct 9, 2021 00:23
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A Russian troll farm posted:Don't mind me, just zoomin along on my fossil fuel powered personal transportation device. It's fine though because its not a car
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Oct 9, 2021 00:40
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A Russian troll farm posted:i said quite clearly that they should be illegal, car-boy
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Oct 9, 2021 01:04
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I'll go out and burn 20 barrels of crude oil in my back yard right now i don't give a gently caress. it makes no difference. we hate cars as a system not some stupid hippy "I'm gonna save the climate by walking" bullshit
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Oct 9, 2021 01:27
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tried to buy an ebike, accidentally bought an eboy not gonna return though
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Oct 9, 2021 16:06
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i tried to skip one time but someone called me a word i didn't like... i think it was "human being"
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Oct 9, 2021 17:19
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running is not fun it's a derangement. i did it for years until i stopped because it isn't fun. if you think it's fun you have a microchip on you
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Oct 9, 2021 19:35
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hill sprints are actually kind of fun because you get to sprint up a hill and be bulimic at the same time
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Oct 9, 2021 22:36
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if my grandmother had wheels should would have been an ebike
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Oct 10, 2021 14:30
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why do I need a ebike i already have a eboy
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Oct 10, 2021 20:05
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God Hole posted:*my date meets me outside the restaurant, their flushed face beaming at me as their toned muscles glisten under the moonlight*
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Oct 10, 2021 20:20
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too many words gently caress CARS
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Oct 12, 2021 00:35
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they're redoing the road outside my house and i wish they'd just tear it up and put in a nice walk instead. i can't have my windows open ever because it's so loving loud so in the summer i have to run the expensive loving air conditioning or listen to motherfuckers blast by at 300 loving miles per hour rolling coal in their stupid rear end jacked up shitboxes
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Oct 12, 2021 17:17
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SKULL.GIF posted:Oh, so that's why the Tampa suburbs look the way they do. Man, imagine if we didn't have so much space between things. Like what if instead of the supermarket there were smaller markets and more of them so you could like, walk 4 minutes to get to them.
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Oct 13, 2021 19:07
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Remember the movie Cars. About a society built entirely for the needs of cars. It was a documentary.
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Oct 13, 2021 19:34
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speeding tickets are a funny idea we designed this road fast enough that you can drive a car 250 loving miles per hour but we don't want you to do that so we put up signs since we didn't appropriately engineer this road to limit speeds, we put up signs to rely on the human brain to keep speeds down. we also installed multiple dudes with guns as a secondary measure. Dolphin has issued a correction as of 20:17 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 20:11
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think I'll just let my friendly adorable dog out so she can play outside for a bit.. oh no she got crushed to death by a 2 ton metal box.
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