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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I am very happy to not have to worry about AFCN champion Browns, or losing the division at the hands of helmet sparring dummy Mason Rudolph

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 22:15

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2024 19:27

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Man, the narrative 12 weeks ago was that the Ravens couldn�t close games out. Now they�re using the 4th quarter to take teams out behind the shed and put two in the back of their heads.

I need to find the stats on how long the Ravens have led this season, because it has to be an unseemly number.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 22:55

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Oberstwo posted:

don't post stuff like that or next thing you know dlink is gonna walk out of a tiny door in a tree and tell us he always knew the steelers would sweep the Ravens

He can enjoy that while TJ Watt watches the playoffs from home again

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 22:57

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Borsche69 posted:

I think tyler huntley could legit beat the rudolph steelers

He would have beat the much better Bengos last year if he could have hung on to the ball

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 02:32

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

D-LINK posted:

Ravens ain't poo poo

I think you�ll find they�re the AFC North Champs, actually

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 19:45

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Cavauro posted:

pit(tsburgh lol)

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 02:43

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

You have to forgive D-LINK, it�s hard knowing that TJ Watt�s career is going to be wasted like his brother�s; it�s only natural to lash out

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 02:12

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

god drat i loving love the afc north

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 01:55

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

If we could just get the Titans back it would be the perfect conference

Just disband the Jets and Panthers and we can go back to 5-team conferences

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 04:22

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Despera posted:

Can't keep an o cord to save our lives

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1744504251970191409

I can maybe see the Chargers but LMAO at going from Lamar to Bryce.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 02:43

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Oberstwo posted:

Mark go the gently caress away youre gonna disrupt the goddamn flow

Honestly it terrifies me that he�s going to come back, they�ll try to force feed him, and everything just falls apart.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 23:03

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Despera posted:

Seems a bit busy

https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1745992176637813168

I�m going to be annoyed if Monken winds up one-and-done in Baltimore

I�m going to be even more annoyed when he then winds up flaming out like Daboll apparently has and no one ends up happy

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 07:46

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Mr. Carrier Pigeon posted:

It's wild that y'all are unhappy with having a top 5 TE that regularly gets open-as-gently caress-somehow and also is a YAC machine.

It�s definitely deranged-fan.txt, I�ll cop to that. Years of Greg Roman being seemingly unable to make adjustments will do that to a fan base, I think.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 17:48

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I�m glad everyone can stop pretending that the Browns winning would be a good outcome now. Not even Joe Cool can redeem that miserable excuse for a franchise.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:57

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kawalimus posted:

John Harbaugh has lost 4/5 playoff games. That's almost five in a row. Lost at New England. Lost to the Chargers. Lost to Tennessee. Beat Tennessee then lost to Buffalo for loss 4. Lost to Cincinnati. Not to mention that blown game in 2016 or whatever against the Bengals late season.

My dislike for Harbaugh isn't even about that and I didn't even think of this until just now. So how come Harbaugh doesn't get flak for playoff losses but these other guys do? He's made of teflon because he doesn't do anything so you can't blame him for anything. His coordinators take all the blame.

It is true, however, that we do not get blown out very often under Harbaugh.

How many of those games did he have his starting QB for though

Hell he almost beat the Bengos with Huntley, it�s not his fault that Snoop went full galaxy brain at the worst possible time.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 19:47

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kawalimus posted:

It was also a dumb playcall when Dobbins was running like crazy you give the ball to him not the backup QB. That was the only game he didn't have his starter for.

And again Tomlin had a broken down Roethlisberger after full seasons of punishment and also some middling and bad QBs in current times but he gets blamed. Harbaugh doesn't. In Marvin Lewis's first playoff game they were rolling until Carson Palmer's injury but he still gets blamed. Harbaugh doesn't no matter what happens.

-Lost to the Chargers in the season where the offense wasn�t tailored to Lamar�s skill set
-Lost to the Titans because of classic AFCN bullshit
-Beat the Titans only to have Lamar concussed in the 3Q against the Bills
-Then Lamar was out for the end of the last two seasons

Meanwhile in that same timespan the Steelers lost to a Browns team that had half of its starters out due to COVID, and let Blake Bortles style all over them. It doesn�t take a brain genius to see why one fanbase might be optimistic and the other a little cranky.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 20:13

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

An offense that was built for Flacco in September isn�t going to be tailored for Lamar in November no matter what sort of wishcasting you do. They were able to make something work and got some good results out of it, but that�s not the same as what you got in the 2019 season.

Anyway if the Ravens don�t make it to the AFCCG you�ll probably see Harbaugh�s seat start to get a little warm so maybe you�ll get what you want regardless.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 20:53

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Glad the AFCN contenders separated themselves from the pretenders

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 01:41

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

At some point the Ravens being good in the regular season and loving up in the playoffs should probably be addressed by the team

They improved their OC and DC, and made the championship game

There�s only so much they can do when the Chiefs� front had Lamar in a blender

I guess TFF favorite move would be draft OL in the first?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:59

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

We�ll do what we always do and go for an aging wideout, hoping to catch the Boldin lightning in a bottle again, and you�ll all like it

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:21

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Nuk is probably available

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:21

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

mightygerm posted:

Macdonald is getting poached and we�re going lose several defensive players in FA. It will be a shadow of its former self.

Not that it matters if we just choke and panic in the playoffs again. Need to solve that and I don�t know what the source of that is. It�s not just Lamar, it�s the penalties, play calling, fumbles, the team just lacks discipline.

I think Macdonald is safe for next year, actually

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:25

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I�m constantly flummoxed by people assuming that Harbaugh not poo poo-talking his coordinators or players is an indication that he doesn�t care, actually. I�d much rather him be taciturn and handle it i private than go full Dennis Allen.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 20:08

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Crockett Gilmore

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:54

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

Someone needs to get Lamar some benzos for the playoffs

He�s just tired from having to run through a loving gauntlet every year to make the playoffs

Lamar take my energy

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 17:26

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Black Sunshine posted:

Pittsburgh has indoor plumbing though

Citation needed

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 21:44

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

graph posted:

ever heard of the Pittsburgh Toilet op

Oh right

Get back to us when you all invent �walls�

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 02:49

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kawalimus posted:

Magee Marsh

Who did they play for?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 15:45

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Borsche69 posted:

put them in skirts, and maybe also thigh highs

I told you about that dream in confidence

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 00:08

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Aaron earned an iron urn

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 04:03

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2024 19:27

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Bismack Billabongo posted:

Bethesda culinary

Please don�t besmirch my Alma mater

# ¿ May 4, 2024 01:51

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