euphronius posted:

first trunp thread was like 14000 pages

Tzen posted:

lol rip Wyoming

Tzen posted:

lol wait yall gettin paid to post????

McCracAttack posted:

Man, I wish I was a CHUD. Sounds way less stressful. You hear about a problem, you think to yourself, "Fake news.", and then you're back to not caring about anyone or anything else. I'm jealous.

inferis posted:

my partner works as a nurse on a covid floor at the hospital and i harassed him into wearing an n95 but he said he’s literally the only person doing that on the floor

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

we are going camping on Orcas in late September and it's going to own bones

skewetoo posted:

I see at least 3 meltdowns a week on the street outside my place lol

Schnorkles posted:

I have decided that COVID is over and suck and gently caress summer is BACK

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

SirPablo posted:

My ten year old daughter's plan to get rid of covid.

1. Get rid of Facebook.
2. Wear suits.
3. Wear a face shield.
4. Wear two masks (the special kind). kn95
5. Load up on food at Costco.
6. Stay home until it's over.
7. School online, because people are stupid.
8. Everyone get the vaccine, quit being stupid about it.

Thoguh posted:

Trying to get her to go to the burial but not attend the funeral is going to be my argument. Dunno if I'll win. Throughout the whole last year we've generally been on the same page with COVID but anything involving her family gets dicey.

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

Zisky posted:

You can boof anything with enough willpower.

Shitpostradomus posted:

https://twitter.com/WATESports/status/1430225918065364994

imagine dying to watch the Vols

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ivermectin/comments/paj3hh/banned_from_rnursing_for_asking_about_ivermectin/

silicone thrills posted:

:\ sister works in the medical field and apparently went through full burn out - started drinking heavily a few months ago and ended up in 6 weeks of rehab for drinking a liter a day.

fuckin a man.

our mom died of alcoholism so hearing this kinda hosed me up a bit. Glad she got help.

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lol glad we got on the virtual school option when we did.

now my kid magically attends Queen Anne Elementary.

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I've been astral projecting myself to UQA for months.

Rauros posted:

blessed to see it again!

mod sassinator posted:

i really want to troll the ivermectin hangouts by posting pictures of puppies and kittens with "lookie at my new pupper, Iver" or "i got a good feeling about my new cat, named it Ivermectin". convince them it's the cool thing to do

uber_stoat posted:

at any rate i don't believe some pharmacy person is going to give a poo poo who you really are especially when so much supply is being wasted.

skewetoo posted:

I feel like I'm living in a hopeless world without a future and I know I'm not the only one who feels that way. Probably a bad thing idk I'm not the ruling class

The Saucer Hovers posted:

ive said this before but im saying it again so people are aware it can happen to them. we were evicted during the height of a pandemic so the landlord could sell at the height of the market. number go up, open biden, apple paste my face, etc.

euphronius posted:

lmao turning people away

nexous posted:

sorry bro, gotta get divorced.

told my wife today we gotta cut ties with a bunch of dumb chuds (her family)

Iron Crowned posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1430902643153522702?s=20

brugroffil posted:

who was it that kept making GBS threads on firefighters in the previous covid thread last fall, insisting they were useless?

i am harry posted:

that’s the covid infecting her sensory organs through capillaries. quarantine in separate parts of the house so you aren’t huffing each other’s virus discharges

and from there gently caress knows, try not to die I guess

Pohl posted:

lol what

Der Meister posted:

why would you leave someone simply for getting infected

Lacrosse posted:

I'm glad I'm single so I don't have to worry about a lovely partner abandoning me because I got sick

gradenko_2000 posted:

If you don't live in a space large enough for the both of you to quarantine separately, and your government doesn't have dedicated quarantine facilities, then take care of each other

I don't know what the medical implications of huffing each other's covid breath is (though I'd love to know) but it's just practical

Shitpostradomus posted:

ok my wife can't smell dank weed but said it smells like gas and vic's vapo-rub.
said it's more of a "can't smell anything but when i can, it's real weird which notes pop out" kind of deal.
also managed to find a loving abbott test which is trash but something while we wait 1-3d for a PCR.
ordered it online. having a friend drop it off.

every minute clinic, weekend walk-in, CVS, Walgreens has 0 available appointments.
you have to go to the next state for a rapid test.
just the absolute super-coolest response going on rn

Optical Inch posted:

point is authority should be legitimate and justified. when the threat is an airborne disease, making sure that everyone is vaxxed and masked up is justified for the common good of the tribe

El Mero Mero posted:

I guess my attitude right now is sorta fatalistic. Over the past year the only events we've gone to have been small-group outdoor funerals (not covid related) and I miss my friends, who are more family than most of my family.

With the booster it's incredibly unlikely we'll end up hospitalized or even with long-term impacts if we get exposed. We'll also go back into hermit mode right after the wedding, so asymptomatic spread to others isn't a fear either. The friend also confirmed that all of the attendees are gonna be vaccinated.

VomitOnLino posted:

Since we're exchanging CRACK/PINGS and other helpful ideas here anyway:

How do you goons deal with your hair?
Mine is so long now I can tie it up into a pony tail which is annoying as gently caress and probably accelerates my male pattern baldness lol.

I'd just use my buzzer to cut it but there's two problems with that:
1) My buzzer is kinda poo poo and gives up half way through - that was fun finding that out in the early days of the pandemic...
2) Even as I eventually managed to complete it manually, I realized that I had a skull shape that makes me look like a cross breed between KZ escapee and potato

Real Mean Queen posted:

The best lockdown media is anything that sucks that also takes forever to get through. I regret not keeping a list of all of the horrible things I’ve watched all the way through during the pandemic, but there are some real winners in there like Lexx and Teen Mom 2. I think I’ve seen most of the notable tv adaptations of Stephen King’s works, and I definitely watched all of The Magicians. I saw a good amount of True Blood before I got too bored, and I’ve been going through Below Deck: Mediterranean because it’s like Vanderpump Rules but with added boat problems.

I’m still locking myself down, I’ve got this down to a science. Find something that you instinctually hate in a way where you can yell at it, put it on your second monitor or some other situation where you can still post or play games while hating it, and just let it rip. Pause it when you go to the bathroom.

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