[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/status/1427336808678006786?s=20

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 19:32

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:52

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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 22:16

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https://twitter.com/FOX13News/status/1427438792160460811?s=20

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:17

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https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1427442623472488449?s=20

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 02:31

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https://twitter.com/cliffordlevy/status/1427458019663794176?s=20

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:33

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https://twitter.com/TB_Times/status/1427459840301993985?s=20

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:40

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I've been posting in yospos for 12 years, it's my home forum

The libs just drew their line at me saying they shouldn't go to brunch

lol

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:53

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I've been an utter shithead in that forum for over a decade

The final straw for everyone there was me saying they shouldn't eat out during a pandemic. cool

lol what do u expect from dece six figgie plus earning libs that joined the dsa or whatever lmao

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:57

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

fwiw when the pandemic started I was 206 lbs. I'm 181 lbs now. If you had the money and the capability to reform your life and you didn't, you wasted your privilege.

yeah i smoked a ton of weed, but i guess im getting a second chance, to smoke even more :rznv:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 04:05

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1427245776992866304?s=20

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 04:19

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

lmao my boss has been ordered into isolation due to that illegal engagement party in Melbourne. We're all dead rip. 95% of the office is unvaccinated due to no supply for under 40 year olds.

ausfailia

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 04:43

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Thoguh posted:

Ice Phisherman is a Tayne alt, right? No one actually engages like that in CSPAM.

uhh if i remember right ice phisherman is the coolzone thread guy that thought the US gov/supply chain was totally gonna collapse soon because of BLM protests/"unrest" because he created a lot of d&d campaigns and read a lot of history or some bullshit

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 14:01

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quote:

China's track record on regulating what goes into children's bodies is not good. Providing they did their research, it's a great step forward, but it's not like China is going to tell the rest of the world if there are complications.

I still think schools are going to shut down if we max out of ICU beds. One of the few consistent things in this pandemic is mandates and lockdowns (of varying intensities) occurring when hospital capacity overloads. Even Red states do that, although I can totally see Gov. DeathSentence bucking that trend. Hopefully in rational areas, even a brief lockdown will give willing parents time to get at least one vaccine shot into their little darlings.

Personal anecdote, my daughter spent the weekend hanging out with her girlfriend whose step-mom tested positive for COVID and the girlfriend has been sick for a couple of days. No vaccine because her folks suck, but not even a sniffle out of my fully vaccinated child.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:13

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PostNouveau posted:

^^^Get your kid tested nonetheless. Asymptomatic carriers can have long covid symptoms pop up later

How is that even possible? They were wearing like hazmat suits in covid wards at the start of this. Have they backslid into acting like loving boomers at the Kroger's because they're vaccinated? What in the gently caress is going on

sorry didnt mean to imply that was my post oops my bad lol

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:15

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol someone is about to have their brain broken

lol

Norton posted:

I figured that included people in quarantine for exposure in addition to people testing positive, but nope looks like that's just the actual confirmed cases. A ton more people are quarantined. The schools cannot function like this.

I checked my wife's school on that dashboard and the number seems too low even for confirmed cases. She said one of her teacher co-workers was scrolling facebook last night and saw the family of one of her students post: "we appreciate all the the food and support as COVID rips through our household" Apparently the entire loving family has covid but they just kept sending their kid to school anyway. The kid is going to be denied entry today, but holy poo poo if the teacher hadnt just randomly checked facebook he'd be back in class shooting covid everywhere again.

lmao

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 14:20

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https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1428005614706479105?s=20

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1428002358789906432?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 15:48

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https://twitter.com/business/status/1428017991288082432?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 16:36

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https://twitter.com/Kevinliptakcnn/status/1428019370752622599?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 16:42

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Thoguh posted:

The only posts in the D&D thread are C-SPAM posting pointing out totally obvious things and D&D posters being pendantic assholes in response. I'm pretty sure if nobody from C-SPAM stopped by that thread would get zero posts.

Also MadJackal claiming that Cuban doctors are slaves, which is something that popped up in the GBS thread a few weeks ago to so I guess that's a thing somebody is pushing.

well that falcon guy is still posting hella poo poo from here last i checked including people�s face mask pics as his own lol :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 17:21

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Right now as we speak NPR has some ding dong on saying that kids can�t handle isolation anymore and that we can do school safely because �the weather is good� and �we can change how we do business�

It�s happening again lmao

ah, can�t wait for all the local news coverage about kids committing suicide because schools are being shut down again

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 17:29

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https://twitter.com/KrisNBC/status/1428048509429719041?s=20

wonder whats gonna happen

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:12

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Insanite posted:

imo these anxious students need to get therapy and stop letting fear rule their lives!!!

https://twitter.com/KRON4WTran/status/1428031254050447362?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:27

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Schnorkles posted:

I have spent a whole year coming up with the perfect balance of safety, mental health, and institutional concerns to COVID and now I'm going to take a big sip of beer because there's no way that a more virulent strain is going to koolaid man in and ruin everything

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:28

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https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1428007029055148032?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:30

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Casey Finnigan posted:

come on man. there's about to be no functional hospitals in the second most populated state in the country. Nobody in government can open their loving mouths about this? I feel like I'm losing my mind

hmm lemme see whats out there in the local news there

https://twitter.com/KPRC2/status/1428039058786242564?s=20

:hmmrona:

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:34

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https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1428092841822199814?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 21:35

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https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1428115295756066824?s=20

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 23:03

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Greg Legg posted:

I have a friend back in Hawaii who is currently refusing to get vaccinated. He lives with his grandmother and his dad. He is waiting for the novavax vaccine because that is the one that he wants to take. He's recently been telling me he is having panic attacks because his job might start mandating that he get vaccinated or tested weekly. I'm just venting, but this is a guy who watches prepper youtube and is supposedly ready for a "SHTF" situation and the idea of talking to someone about this is giving him panic attacks.

lol my job sent out a thing that ur gonna get put on unpaid administrative leave if you dont get it by the deadline or have a valid reason

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 12:37

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Greg Legg posted:

I don't understand why he doesn't just lie. He works from home!

my job's asking for proof of vaccine card picture or access to your EMR for covid vaccine reasons

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 12:44

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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1428450718378233864?s=20

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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:18

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https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1428477390561456130?s=20

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:03

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https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1428476934531555338?s=20

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:05

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https://twitter.com/business/status/1428478317150314509?s=20

lol

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:06

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1428480150149206016?s=20

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:15

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AppleNippleBOB posted:

lol, this loving monster

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1428397501770575876?s=20

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1428027111609151499?s=20

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:24

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https://twitter.com/TrishaThadani/status/1428485493201641472?s=20

quote:

The employees will receive a letter from their department heads Thursday that outlines the consequences for failing to report their vaccination status by the Aug. 12 deadline. According to the Department of Human Resources, the city is recommending a 10-day unpaid suspension for the 21 employees in the sheriff�s department, 11 in the police department and eight in the fire department.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:35

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https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1428487373457924101?s=20

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 23:44

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Casey Finnigan posted:

my boss at my last job would come in early and leave late every day so it looked like he worked hard but then he would just do absolutely nothing at all the entire day, as far as anyone could tell.

that owns lol

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 04:50

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Lovelyn posted:

Patient is in his 60s, dying of covid and a long litany of pre-existing conditions, barely hanging on while on BiPAP maxed out. He isn't maintaining his sats so it's a question of intubation vs comfort measures.

We call his daughter to make the decision and she asks if she can see him, I tell her it's against policy because of covid. She states she can't make a life or death decision without looking at him, that she tried the ipad but because of the BiPAP she couldn't really get a sense for him. To be perfectly honest, if it were my mom, I'd want to see her before making that decision (idk that I'd ask for it during a pandemic, but I'd want it).

We get approval for her for one hour and when I call to tell her, she asks if her husband can come inside too.

Me: No, even letting you in is an exception.

Daughter: Don't they care that he's dying?

Me: ...it's not that they don't care, it's that he's got a contagious disease in the middle of a pandem-

Daughter: WE'VE ALREADY HAD IT! EVERYONE IN OUR HOUSEHOLD HAS ALREADY HAD IT!

Me: But reinfections are a thi-

Daughter: okaythankyoubye *click*

None of them were vaccinated

lol

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 05:53

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:52

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

For real though if you know anything about claim adjudication, billing, coding, etc, any sort of claim administration, it pays out the wazoo. My brother got a temp job with an insurance provider in central PA and ended up in devops administering their claims processing software. Just got poached away from them by a consultancy firm that offered him six figures when the insurance co was paying him ~$60K. There's a lot of money in that poo poo.

lol that owns, at least the healthcare admin system will survive even if the actual healthcare system is in failure mode. :hmmrona:

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 13:52

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