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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
School's back again (but perhaps not food yet), so everyone please take out your AQA Poetry Anthology and turn to page 12.


Also Kabul: Fallen, Alpaca: Dead, Sea: Closed, Beer: Delayed


In Other News :sax:
• 75% of UK adults have now received both doses of some Covid-19 vaccine combination.
• Health Secretary Sajid Javid announces a vaccine booster scheme, with adults over 50 likely to be offered a third dose, beginning in September.
• Sanctions begin against Belarus, BBC journalist Sarah Rainsford is permanently expelled from Russia.
• A US lawsuit is filed against Prince Andrew for being a nonce.
• SNP and Scottish Greens announce a power sharing arrangement, including a commitment to hold a second independence referendum within the next five years.
• The government agrees a contract for 35 million more doses of the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine, to be administered in 2022.
• Demolition of Eggborough power station (where Sajid Javid comes from?) begins.


Saragarhi Day
UKMT Summer 2021: I didn't paddleboard while Kabul fell, the sea was closed
UKMT May 2021 - Change the things that need changing and that is the change we will bring about
UKMT April 2021 - UK Now Slightly Less Institutionally Racist
UKMT March 2021 - Two Flags One Pole
UKMT February 2021 - No deal is better than a Baddiel
UKMT January 2021 - i have no chin and i must chitterwagger
UKMT December 2020 - Best viewed with Brexcape Navigator 4+
UKMT Autumn 2020 - Thou shalt have a Rishi act a little fishi
UKMT Summer 2020 - Two Pints of Saline and Abacavir for Drip
UKMT May 2020 - Let them eat Nando's
UKMT April 2020 - The Betacoronavirus and the Virgin Atlantic
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

National Payroll Week
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

Abbots Bromley Horn Dance
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Mandatory Redistribution Party - Two northern comedians try to be educational about various socialist topics.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

Banned Books Week
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

Mindfulness Day (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Banbury - trypsin
Barking :shittydog: - feedmegin
Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Canterbury - Spangly A
Chelmsford - Trickjaw
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Ealing Central and Acton - Comrade Fakename
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield - SpaceCommie
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Exeter - The DPRK
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds East - mrpwase
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
Sheffield South East - Cast_no_shadow
South East Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport - Taear, Tesla was right
Swansea West - Borrovan
Tatton - Bundy
Wimbledon - chestnut santabag

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
https://discord.gg/QErneZT

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

Exciting office space opportunities to let:




Also please remember that that the pandemic and vaccine rollout are nowhere near under control everywhere even as it hopefully starts to come under control locally.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 2, 2021

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Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



We’re back to monthly threads then? Summer holidays are over!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Red Oktober posted:

We’re back to monthly threads then? Summer holidays are over!

This is September, so called because it is the seventh month after January, February, March, April, May and Summer.

Also that OzymandiaSmashmouth poem is amazing

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Sep 1, 2021

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Honestly can’t argue with that logic.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sebzilla posted:

This is September, so called because it is the seventh month after January, February, March, April, May and Summer.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

oh man, i was enjoying being warmed by the sun

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

There was a summer?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

fuctifino posted:

There was a summer?

sorry we in north america stole all of it i think and concentrated everything into a solid month

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

fuctifino posted:

There was a summer?

https://twitter.com/JMarnocha/status/1432845031589572618?s=20

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Guavanaut posted:

School's back again (but perhaps not food yet), so everyone please take out your AQA Poetry Anthology and turn to page 12.


Incredible.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that's really creative lol

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Thanks Spangly for the explanation on the last page of the previous thread. And I didn't think you were having a go Red Oktober, sometimes i find it worth clarifying when I'm asking something necause I'm confused and when I'm asking as a rhetorical thing.

The main thing that continues to confuse me was why she brought it over from NZ in the first place. Do they breed them in the UK? Couldn't she have bought a UK one? Why import it from NZ if there's such a risk of it getting merced?


E: forgot to mention earlier - walked to big sainsburys and found the sticker wielding opinion havers have been out and about with their spiciest takes:

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 1, 2021

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
I have no idea what these useless dipshits think vaccines are or do.

It's magic, isn't it? They're magic make-disease-go-away juice?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Bobby Deluxe posted:


E: forgot to mention earlier - walked to big sainsburys and found the sticker wielding opinion havers have been out and about with their spiciest takes:



This is just that classic thing of right wingers being so self obsessed that they can't comprehend that people might be taking vaccines, wearing masks, etc to protect others and not just themselves.

Also on the alpaca front: when I was a kid there used to be adorable wild ponies in my village that would wander up to for scritches and try to beg bread of you if you were walking back from the bakers. When foot and mouth happened they rounded up all the cute ponies, shot them, and burned them on a big pyre. So gently caress anyone who tries to bypass quarantine and animal health regulations because it results in dead ponies and crushes my childhood innocence.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
I saw one of those white rose stickers in the car park of a very small and obscure nature reserve near my house the other day. It was more ambiguous than the one ITT, and while I immediately suspected anti vax, I nurtured some small hope that it might be something cool and / or good.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Anti vaxxers are a form of domestic terrorism which is promoted by Russian and Chinese troll farms to weaken the west and its available manpower in the event of a war.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

I saw one on a pole that said something like “Asymptomatic? Isn’t that just another word for healthy?” - with a smug looking doctor who looked a bit like hide the pain Harold. At least I think that’s what it said, some sensible person had scratched most of it away

Truly, the virus/vaccine understanders have got access to a sticker machine

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The poles are often very skewed, it's true.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Drone_Fragger posted:

Anti vaxxers are a form of domestic terrorism which is promoted by Russian and Chinese troll farms to weaken the west and its available manpower in the event of a war.

You're telling me I have to be pro anti-vaxxers now? Dang :(

Bobby Deluxe posted:

E: forgot to mention earlier - walked to big sainsburys and found the sticker wielding opinion havers have been out and about with their spiciest takes:



Worth remembering, there've been reports that these White Rose clowns are not above the "razorblade behind the sticker" bit so if you feel inclined to rip them down be careful.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Drone_Fragger posted:

Anti vaxxers are a form of domestic terrorism which is promoted by Russian and Chinese troll farms to weaken the west and its available manpower in the event of a war.

People were being loving idiots about vaccines long before the internet, with basically exactly the same arguments:



(see also anti-mask protests in the 1917-1919 flu pandemic)

Blaming it on Russia and China is just liberals killing two birds with one stone by saying that the perfectly spherical frictionless voter of their dreams exists, and also lets them keep up the military-industrial-espionage complex money printer, because the SCARY FOREIGNERS are why people are screaming about mole children, rather than it being the natural outcome of the last 40 years of politics and economics.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

People were being loving idiots about vaccines long before the internet, with basically exactly the same arguments:



Colour it in and that's a Ben Garrison, unhinged rant and all

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Keep America Committee.

Meetings for the Meeting God, Minutes for the Minutes Throne.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Niric posted:

Colour it in and that's a Ben Garrison, unhinged rant and all

Doesn't have a swole Trump.

Green Wing
Oct 28, 2013

It's the only word they know, but it's such a big word for a tiny creature

I'm very glad the alpaca is dead now, ok, what's the next stupid cause celebre for our media eh

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
defra and the agencies they work through have a seemingly well earned reputation for largely ignoring massive agricultural firms and the litany of sins they commit in favour of going after people with little means to defend themselves, nice to see something contrary to that for once


lol at the idea of publicly threatening to shoot government employees and not getting arrested, being that rich must be a real trip

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
If she really cared about the animal she’s have paid a vet to put it down nice and quiet like before they turned up instead of making the animal suffer in a fit of rich peiple petulance.

100% guarantee that in her head she saw this all as them leaving her a gun with one bullet in the jail cell but deciding to have a pointless and glorious last stand instead.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

September you say?

https://twitter.com/mrianleslie/status/1396073116221194242

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160

World Communism is when you can't say the bad things about Jews without consequences.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Starmer just needs to make that party conference speech, take of his mask, and teabag the elctorate with his policies (raise minimum wage by £1).

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Hope springs eternal!

Seriously, they'll be spouting this bullshit right up to the point when Starmer finishes running the party into the ground and steps down, whereupon they'll seamlessly switch to: "Of course it was always obvious that Starmer could be no more than a caretaker figure, after the damage done to the party by Corbyn."

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

keep punching joe posted:

Starmer just needs to make that party conference speech, take of his mask, and teabag the elctorate with his policies (raise minimum wage by £1).

(*) over four years, for former Fulbright scholars who teach in primary schools for five terms and raise the OFSTED rating

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019

it really is like a sport for these loving dickheads, isn't it

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!




I take issue with the word 'again' in this tweet.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Red Oktober posted:

I take issue with the word 'again' in this tweet.

https://twitter.com/eva_b89/status/1396390447321423874

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wish I could get paid to be wrong about politics full time.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


OwlFancier posted:

I wish I could get paid to be wrong about politics full time.

I will pay you €12.34 a month for think pieces about Welsh Labour.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


OwlFancier posted:

I wish I could get paid to be wrong about politics full time.

You can only get paid to be certain types of wrong about politics unfortunately.

Doing so also seems to drive you utterly round the bend going by what we see from the long term political commentators.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm already going insane I'm just not making any money off it.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

There's a pretty good chance that the Labour conference in late September will either be cancelled or will have a picket outside of it from Unite and GMB workers so no, Starmer will not soon start looking like a PM in waiting soon after. The left refuses to back a literal anti-worker party and the right wing make jokes about how the Labour Party doesnt even have to be in power to cause industrial action these days.

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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OwlFancier posted:

I'm already going insane I'm just not making any money off it.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1083099660586106880

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