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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

What the heck is the plant on the left? Just one big leaf?

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

An indoor plant; one life to live; one leaf to give

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol :(

Who cares man this is the year 2023 and the world is one big situation. Go out there and get your bone on, coward.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Jesus gently caress it’s Friday already? I need a new job bad. Can anyone hook me up with a reference for the dick sucking factory? I’ve heard good things.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Feeling that Friday vibe. Made a little devotional for the highest saint of our holiest of days.



Now I’m headed to an apparently totally real party at 420 Garfield Ln.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G1xKAvXjHw

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Hello future Goons. How’s this Friday looking?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

numberoneposter posted:

Elliot Rogers origin story.

:iceburn:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Yeah, that’s a strap-on.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Wait, what kind of haunted dick is this?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Toxic Mental posted:

What about this one



Much less haunted

Toxic Mental posted:

What about this one



Much less haunted

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

kntfkr posted:

in china, a thing dudes do on fridays is you flip your shirt up to show your big belly and maybe ur tits, after eating/drinking or a lot or if it's hot. let it breathe, you know. whenever my son would see this he'd point and yell "look at that guy's big belly!" we tried doing this ourselves a couple times but my wife said we were embarrassing her and made us stop

There’s been a few recent scattered attempts to outlaw that.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Nothing can stop dudes from rocking. Not even communism.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Some Dutch crunch would be a delight right about now

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Looks like my boss is AWOL this afternoon :cheers:

Sounds like the perfect time to start gluing pictures of your face to the underside of their desk. No way they’ll figure it out until you’ve already been gone for a few weeks.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Makoto’s ginger dressing is decent enough and available almost everywhere.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

MrQwerty posted:

my go to creamy dressing



This stuff is bizarrely legit.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Lmao check out this burrito bowl


How do people live like this?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i would eat a burrito made using a (multiple?) corn tortillas but im not sure how it'd hold up :thunk:

Deep fry it first. Maybe toss some dorito spices on there afterwards.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

How about if, instead of fistfuls of loose corn, the burrito was stuffed with some kind of corn fritter? Would that make it acceptable?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

MrQwerty posted:

corn fritters are tamales

I would eat a tamale stuffed burrito.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

° o n c e ° a g a i n °

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the steam deck is just a switch that lets weird nerds keep their incel cred

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Can’t you already do that with your phone or tablet and a controller?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

lol at playing anything other than obscure dwarf fortress clones where you get to be skeletons

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

People say vacation crews aren’t real, and yet…

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Thinking I might go for a drive with the top down this fine Friday afternoon. Maybe I’ll go get a sushirrito. That sounds kind of good.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Rice in a burrito is trash filler



Sometimes rice is good. Depends on the vibe.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Don't get me started on how overrated sushi is

What’s that? Can’t hear you bud. It gets real windy in here when the top’s down. Five fingers on the wheel, five fingers gripping a sushirrito.



Pay no mind to the bits of tuna flying all over the place. Gonna hose those out later.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

How is Whataburger now that Chicago owns it? Are they pulling a Tim Horton yet?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Texas’ mortal enemy, Chicago.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Toxic Mental posted:

Attention:

I just ate two slices of pizza

I am now going out again to get a bigass breakfast burrito

Suck my rear end

Is this that tickle down economics I keep hearing about?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Imagine if Chipotle made futomaki using their approach to sourcing and assembling ingredients. That's a sushirito.

Yeah, it’s like if one of those poke bowl places decided to make a burrito. Same as chipotle just with different ingredients.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thinking to start a corn megathread

Corn is really hot in China right now. It’d be kind of hilarious if not for all of the dysmorphia.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Pennywise the Frown posted:

omg they mentioned my name and youtube comment in the interview!!!

Charles Bukowski posted:

Pretty sure I got the job


real happy for both of you

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

turned that frown upside down

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Nooner posted:

Mods are asleep post pig balls

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

That’s our ol’ pal Genesplicer. We keep wondering if today is the day but then there he goes posting again.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

:pigsballs:

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