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we're really giving it to these comedians who peaked 15 years ago or whatever
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Sep 12, 2021 19:31
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Spinz posted:Thanks! A lot of it is here I didn't realize that this is where this image came from.
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Sep 12, 2021 21:31
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:we're really giving it to these comedians who peaked 15 years ago or whatever It does seem like it was that long ago, yes
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Sep 12, 2021 21:36
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Lol
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Sep 12, 2021 21:37
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Flowers for QAnon posted:She also complained about his wine selection and lack of red wine. She complained that he ordered white wine with the fish instead of red, and I don't feel people talked enough about how hosed up a complaint that is.
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Sep 12, 2021 21:44
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Crespolini posted:She complained that he ordered white wine with the fish instead of red, and I don't feel people talked enough about how hosed up a complaint that is. Her decision making power and attachment to reality are questionable!
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Sep 12, 2021 22:07
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Crespolini posted:She complained that he ordered white wine with the fish instead of red, and I don't feel people talked enough about how hosed up a complaint that is. Lol, how dare this woman have personal preferences and dare even consider breaking the wine-pairing laws E. I’m not saying this makes him a rapist or anything, just kind of weird you are so fired up about this girl thinking it was kind of weird to brush over her preferences on a first date
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Sep 12, 2021 23:02
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He's a comedian, the lowest of the low, barely above mimes
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Sep 12, 2021 23:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:He's a comedian, the lowest of the low, barely above mimes You are someone moderately famous I bet, or write for one Pm me who and I won't tell I mean it
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Sep 12, 2021 23:12
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1redflag posted:Lol, how dare this woman have personal preferences and dare even consider breaking the wine-pairing laws  this is a good point, her trauma expressed through wine choice FORCED upon her is very poignant! So many INTERESTING takes!
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Sep 12, 2021 23:13
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1redflag posted:Lol, how dare this woman have personal preferences and dare even consider breaking the wine-pairing laws I think that is what you're saying. I'd like to say I'd expect better of you, but given your cavalier attitude towards wine selection I'm afraid that would be a lie.
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Sep 12, 2021 23:20
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Ordering for your date does seem patriarchal, imo. Next time, if he doesn’t want to go to jail, he should order a half carafe so she has options
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Sep 12, 2021 23:30
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Lol red wine with fish gently caress outta here
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Sep 13, 2021 00:19
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Yea red wine with fish is straight loving nasty
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Sep 13, 2021 00:23
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Like mixing milk and oysters
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Sep 13, 2021 00:23
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Like mixing toothpaste and orange juice
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Sep 13, 2021 00:35
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I once drank a bunch of milk and ate a bunch of chili. It tasted good but my butt was never the same
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Sep 13, 2021 01:07
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Gutcruncher posted:I once drank a bunch of milk and ate a bunch of chili. It tasted good but my butt was never the same Did u gently caress the diarrhea back into ur rear end??
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Sep 13, 2021 01:09
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Usually when I get diarrhea i desperately tell my partner to gently caress the diarhea back up my rear end so i can make it to the toilet
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Sep 13, 2021 01:09
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Usually when I get diarrhea i desperately tell my partner to gently caress the diarhea back up my rear end so i can make it to the toilet this is a waste of energy for your partner. use a cork instead
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Sep 13, 2021 01:11
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Saalkin posted:this is a waste of energy for your partner. use a cork instead No bitch!!
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Sep 13, 2021 01:12
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Human Giant was funny, but it also had Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer
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Sep 13, 2021 01:27
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Saalkin posted:this is a waste of energy for your partner. use a cork instead But if enough pressure builds up a cork will fire out and harm someone.
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Sep 13, 2021 01:31
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Aziz Ansari played Destiny 2 and made me watch and he played 15 gambit matches and lost every single one and would say "loving *racist slur*" after he lost and then look at me and laugh
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Sep 13, 2021 01:32
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The dick is just a natural butt plug
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Sep 13, 2021 01:41
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Caesar Saladin posted:It wouldn't have happened if he was better at eating pussy If there's one thing we can learn from this situation, it's this
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Sep 13, 2021 01:47
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Pontificating rear end posted:If there's one thing we can learn from this situation, it's this but how do I learn and practice?
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Sep 13, 2021 01:48
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Lascivious Sloth posted:but how do I learn and practice? It's like getting a job, everyone wants you to have several years' experience so there's no way to get experience. If you're lucky you can get into an internship but not everyone has the financial safety net to support them for several years of eating pussy for no pay.
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Sep 13, 2021 02:23
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More like Aziz I’m Sorry
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Sep 13, 2021 02:27
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Aziz Ansari pulled the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat
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Sep 13, 2021 02:32
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why not wine and fish, wine is fine all the time
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Sep 13, 2021 03:13
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Aziz Ansari pulled the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat ok yes but is this not a valuable service?
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Sep 13, 2021 03:20
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ok yes but is this not a valuable service? No the poo poo belonged to me
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Sep 13, 2021 03:22
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Holy poo poo those goofus and gallant are fuckin hilarious
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Sep 13, 2021 03:35
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Crespolini posted:She complained that he ordered white wine with the fish instead of red, and I don't feel people talked enough about how hosed up a complaint that is. Toplowtech posted:He actually had the perfect selection of wine for the seafood. White wine. Her constant complaining about the lack of red made her sound like a wino mom. The rest of the date was still poo poo so yeah. Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Lol red wine with fish gently caress outta here Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yea red wine with fish is straight loving nasty This isn't what happened though. She didn't complain about the wine served with dinner. She complained about the wine he offered her at his apartment before they left for dinner, which was white. Here's what she wrote: quote:After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then Ansari walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away. It's still a ridiculous and petty thing to complain about, especially in the context of the rest of her grievances, but nobody involved is guilty of the severe crime of pairing red wine with seafood.
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I jizzed im sorry
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Sep 13, 2021 05:11
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Bad Purchase posted:This isn't what happened though. She didn't complain about the wine served with dinner. She complained about the wine he offered her at his apartment before they left for dinner, which was white. Here's what she wrote: That's less psychotic, but much more petty. The jury will have to deliberate.
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Sep 13, 2021 05:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:He's a comedian, the lowest of the low, barely above mimes Do mimes have a lot of sex pests like comedians? You don't really hear about it.
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Spinz posted:Thanks! A lot of it is here
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