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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/nadinedorries/status/1441463208603176965

It's spooky season again, with Draculas, Frankensteens, Fuel Shortages, and Gas Prices :spooky:
https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1442928058005016580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ZTAdmOLIg

I want you to park that big Mack truck right on this Nigel Farage
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1443487482209882112

In Other News :sax:
• Johnson reveals the government's long-awaited plan for social care reforms, including a 1.25% rise in National Insurance, one of the most regressive taxes.
• The renewables subsidy might be transferred from electricity prices to gas prices, as an incentive away from gas, but one which will likely end up even more regressive as a taxation.
• The JCVI approves the use of the Pfizer–BioNTech and Oxford–AstraZeneca vaccines as COVID-19 booster shots, paving the way for a rollout ahead of the winter.
• The Consumer Price Index increases from 2 to 3.2%.
• The UK joins AUKUS, a trilateral security pact with Australia and the United States, to annoy France.
• DemSoc grocers Co-op Food announces a partnership with gilded age barony Amazon Prime, enabling same-day grocery deliveries with robots.
• Labour leader Kieth Someone gives his first in-person speech at the some event.


National Poetry Day
UKMT Sept Embers of War 2021/Galactic Br(it)ain
UKMT Summer 2021: I didn't paddleboard while Kabul fell, the sea was closed
UKMT May 2021 - Change the things that need changing and that is the change we will bring about
UKMT April 2021 - UK Now Slightly Less Institutionally Racist
UKMT March 2021 - Two Flags One Pole
UKMT February 2021 - No deal is better than a Baddiel
UKMT January 2021 - i have no chin and i must chitterwagger
UKMT December 2020 - Best viewed with Brexcape Navigator 4+
UKMT Autumn 2020 - Thou shalt have a Rishi act a little fishi
UKMT Summer 2020 - Two Pints of Saline and Abacavir for Drip
UKMT May 2020 - Let them eat Nando's
UKMT April 2020 - The Betacoronavirus and the Virgin Atlantic
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

International Day of Disaster Reduction
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

World Singing Day
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Mandatory Redistribution Party - Two northern comedians try to be educational about various socialist topics.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

Reptile Awareness Day
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

World No Alcohol Day (thanks JeremoudCorbynejad)

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I am extremely drink and can i just say: gently caress conservatives

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
https://discord.gg/QErneZT

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".



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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
More proof that there's a place in the world for a film franchise based on Boris Johnson's attempts at avoiding negative press and child support payments.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A good QT question (and lots of butthurt forelock tugging in the comments)
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/1443704254951215106

Completely unrelated
https://twitter.com/stephenianson19/status/1443804962786619396

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
His less popular younger brother who ended up far less of a dick.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pistol_Pete posted:

I'd quite like it if regular small tornadoes were part of the English weather system. (The fun type, not the dangerous type.)
I saw one almost form in Wigston, it was a nice sunny day and we were at a barbecue outside, then suddenly clouds came and formed a funnel and the winds got weird, then it pissed it down as is tradition.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

One of my fondest science lesson school memories was when the teacher was drawing a potato plant on the blackboard and one of the girls in the glass put her hand up and asked "why are you drawing that tree upside down?". This was in top set GCSE science.
I'm still trying to get my head around this, lol. They look like trees the right way up, just with potatoes.


You can graft tomatoes to the above ground bits too, to make topatoes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
🚨 | NEW: The government has asked the UK Euro Truck Simulator 2 mailing list to drive lorries to assist with the HGV shortage

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

What the everloving gently caress even is a lib dem?
A miserable little 5p of tariff. But enough bags, have at you!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

(everyone always forgets 21/7)
I remember it because they made a big deal of the foreign chapati flour being used as part of the explosive, in the absence of any more salacious lines of interest.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
after nite fel Peason and i sneke down 2 the forcort with fotherington-tomas bag of felt tips

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Some of the products sold in 454g packages like butter, marmalade, and golden syrup might relabel themselves 1lb (℮ 454g).

*5 minutes later*
Some of the products like butter, marmalade, and golden syrup might still be sold, we don't know.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
We must have compassion and care deeply about the future of the right British.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I definitely think The Curse Of The Home Secretary started to get to her with the whole "ban anonymity on the internet" thing.
And "there's no good reason for anyone to own sulphuric acid". There must be something about the office that makes you think the only way to solve problems is to ban the first order apparent causes of those problems even if you can't actually do that in the real world Theresa or are in no way qualified to know what you're even referring to Alan.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Sir rice strainer looks pretty much like this:


Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He looks much older, must be the drink.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I prefer kettle on the hob to electric kettle but what with the projected gas prices and with the tin whistle on mine dying, I just got one of those cup boilers (boils between 50 and 250mL at a time, so up to exactly 1x metric cup, as well as being for your cup cup) and it's more convenient than either and supposedly cheaper, which makes sense.

Once you get a feel for the amount that it dispenses at each point on the dial you can use it to straight fill gravy, sauces, stuffing, etc without a measuring jug too.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why would you even go to the trouble of shooting antivaxxers' toes off when you could just wait for them to accidentally tread on a thorn or something?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Mixed doubles are bourgeois morality.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Nothingtoseehere posted:

A group of people who vaguely feel modern capitalism is Bad but have absolutely no idea why or what they'd change to stop it being so.

OwlFancier posted:

A completely aesthetics focused view of the world, amazing.
Ah, actual Tories

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Milk and butter are solved problems, they just need to make a cheese that isn't garbage.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The same? Probably not, but there's so many different types of non-dairy milk now that many people can find one that they like better than dairy. Same with non-sugar sweeteners.

Definitely not the same with cheese.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

happyhippy posted:

The only correct alternative answer to milk is Baileys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yoLarLDMk

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Facebook in 'tone deaf algorithm' shocker


Hey, you've been talking a lot about the unaccountable rape squads that seem to form spontaneously in police departments, would you like to dress as one?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Flayer posted:

Pea milk is the best fake milk, if you can't tolerate the real stuff
JÖRĐ Peamilkson

sebzilla posted:

Where do you store it though?
Spitting Image appears to have answered that :stonkhat:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Would you feel more comfortable if it was pig poo poo or sheep poo poo? Because I hate to tell you what livestock contains huge tubes full of.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Okay I'm going to go absolutely 100% :tinfoil: here because there's a lorry with a crane dropping what looks a *lot* like an industrial backup generator into the car park of the school on my estate - the box itself is unmarked (looks like a shortened ISO container) but it is the exact dimensions and has the same side doors as the ones my company uses for temporary backup when working on the UPS at our smaller data centres.

Now it could just be a coincidence and this is just some temporary storage for some building work or something but at this point in history I'm going to assume someone's dusting off some plans last updated around 1994.
Unmarked shipping container being dropped into a school playground?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or in London terms 80,000 people.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of backs and sides. You've just picked up...

Dead Goon posted:

The bean spoon.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Configuration for luser Clegg.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They'll have to out-crank Rosie Duffield first.

Does make me wonder what causes the academic break with reality in those cases though. Some kind of epistemological break?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wasn't sure about the "XR is an op" thing but this Insulate Britain lot behave like protestors out of a Richard Littlejohn book.
I'm now imagining Garry Bushell's mary sue hardman detective doing the barrel scene from The Desolation of The Smaug on a dozen Guardian reading protestors from inside a roll of roof insulation.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"Margaret Thatcher was ahead of her time on green issues" is a thing that has been said unironically by Tories in the past few years. Uncarbonically and unbrickally too.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Just a repeat of the US Dems playbook of the 90s, where they end up the party of big business and tough on crime and some of the melt unions, while the Republicans overture as the party of small/medium businesses that mostly sell flags and lovely employment conditions (while also being the party of big business).

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or at least a second sticker saying "and so are you"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The TERF detector makes it a lot easier to see who's being disingenuous on a surprising number of issues.



StratGoatCom posted:

It's not only cheap, but it makes it look like Glasgoatse.
And again:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sounds suspiciously Catholic.

The proper British way is barring the doors and piling burning hay bales around the outside.

e: Or if you want to be all civilized

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

The worst thing the tories have done is try to fake gamer cred.
They even appropriate the gamer words in their private chats.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Who is Roko?
It's Pascal's Wager for people who think Pascal was a programming language.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's SoCal, Pascal is the guy who discovered the hollow cathode effect.

Rust Martialis posted:

Found in a Netto in Sydhavnen, Copenhagen


idgi, they look nothing like claws

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