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one time i was taking a bath and my wife said she just needed to pee but she pooped and it was a giant anime betrayal
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Oct 10, 2021 04:30
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Especially because she did it straight into the bath
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Oct 10, 2021 05:33
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I never shut the door and I often invite my wife in to look at my turds when they are notable. I also sleep naked and often rip a lot of rear end, which she usually absolutely loves (she thinks it is hilarious and impressive)
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Oct 10, 2021 06:46
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i fart a lot all over the place so that technically makes the whole house the bathroom.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:56
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i fart a lot all over the place so that technically makes the whole house the bathroom. That’s why they used to have parlors outside ladies bathrooms, like in those fancy old timey establishments. It’s somewhere a little more private for them to fart without fully committing to the poop. It kind of makes me wonder why bathrooms don’t have a fartroom, like just in general, like unisex. It makes sense, like if you just want a room to fart in. It doesn’t have to be like a full airlock, recirculated air type dealio, just a little sitting area with a mini fridge and some wine spritzers and scented candles and a few non-loungy kind of chairs and a basket with some Asian fans. The fartroom just got phased out of society at some point, probably because men never really had the luxury. Oh we don’t need a fartroom m’aam, we can fart anywhere, SO NOBODY GETS ONE IN A MODERN HOUSE NOW HAHAHHAAA. But it’s like what did we lose, like a lot of culture. Women in formal dresses farting their asses off in a special room just for them. Wow. Why men never embraced this? Idk. It should be as common as a parlor or a porch or a home office or a man cave. In the hustle and bustle of modern society, can we not take the time to fart in a special place? I think we can. 
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Oct 10, 2021 07:58
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no people still have fart rooms they are just called mud rooms now. its unisex.
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Oct 10, 2021 08:04
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my bathroom boundary is if you finish the toilet paper for the love of god change the roll
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Oct 10, 2021 08:05
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Let's retire to the fartroom for coffee and cigarettes.
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Oct 10, 2021 09:27
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Molten Llama posted:I close the door because otherwise the dog will come watch, and sometimes he gives little licks to the back of your knee while you're peeing Doggo owns lmao
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Oct 10, 2021 11:35
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my dog died im sad posted:Let's retire to the fartroom for coffee and cigarettes. You find the door locked. A frantic shout: "I'm in here!" Then a sound like an earthquake siren.
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Oct 10, 2021 11:54
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I like to, when my wife is in the shower, stealthily sneak in and sit on the toilet and do my business. Then when she opens the curtain she’s scared shitless and I’m all like, “haha,  ”
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Oct 10, 2021 12:19
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Sometime I sit on my wife’s lap while she poops.
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Oct 10, 2021 12:24
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I like privacy and prefer no talking through the door my the missus doesn't give a gently caress.
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Oct 10, 2021 12:53
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I'm literally a human centipede with my wife and she shits into my sewn lips to her rear end mouth and I poo poo it out into the bowl
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Oct 10, 2021 13:23
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Lascivious Sloth posted:I'm literally a human centipede with my wife and she shits into my sewn lips to her rear end mouth and I poo poo it out into the bowl By joining your rear end to her mouth you become a closed poop system, saving on cleanup
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Oct 10, 2021 13:46
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:no people still have fart rooms they are just called mud rooms now. its unisex. A mud room is a diarrhea room, whole different vibe. 
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Oct 10, 2021 13:57
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Sorry it reminded me of this dumbass post way back:quote:My [25 M] wife [25 F] of 4 years gets angry whenever I fart. (This is a relatively light post.) some redditor that TOTALLY has regular sex posted:Honestly, just leave the room if you have to break wind. I mean, if it's an accident, fine, but if you know it's coming get up and go into the bathroom. Surprising amount of redditors agreed you're supposed to go to the bathroom or outside to burp/fart. Fuuuuuuuck that Mrs and I do our biz in front of each other, who cares.
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Oct 10, 2021 15:45
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https://i.imgur.com/jft3zme.mp4
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Oct 10, 2021 16:01
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Mimesweeper posted:whats with coworkers who talk to you when you run into each other in the bathroom There have been multiple long threads of goons professing their love of work pooping and ya IDGI.
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Oct 10, 2021 16:20
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Cyril Sneer posted:There have been multiple long threads of goons professing their love of work pooping and ya IDGI. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.
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Oct 10, 2021 16:26
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LuckyCat posted:Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time. You huff your boss's poo poo molecules.
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Cyril Sneer posted:You huff your boss's poo poo molecules. And he smells mine. Communism in action.
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