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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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kntfkr posted:

Everyone blow this post in the rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 05:21

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:20

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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therobit posted:

Girlfriend [24/f] masturbates to the same thing I do to get back at me [26/m]?

[UPDATE] Girlfriend [24/f] masturbates to the same thing I do to get back at me [26/m]?

Long-awaited update about this psycho b who masturbated to my porn to prove some twisted point

I wish, I wish, I wish he had taken the "come home with her family" route.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 08:46

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Cosplay is fun and cool but that it not the first or tenth thing I'd want you to know about me.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 16:48

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean religious upbringing can just create extreme hang ups about sex marriage or not

I imagine having it bashed into your head that your only worth as a female is in your virginity and God actually doesn't care about you enough to not cast your immortal soul into a pit of torment for all eternity for acting on urges he gave you would... Yeah, not totally disappear because there's a ring on your finger now.

Like, God still might loving violently murder this lady's soul for taking a peen. Who knows! He's a kook like that!

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 22:37

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You know, I got some diagnosed anxiety but if I'm close enough with someone to be on a trip to a foreign country with them, it would definitely strike me to apologetically ask if I could order the expensive thing and comp them later.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 18:37

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Soylent Pudding posted:

WIBTA for being a plague doctor at Halloween

Just lol if you haven't been dressed as a plague doctor for the last 2 years.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 21:50

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA for asking my girlfriend to wear makeup?

Can he shave his nuts? It's such a little itty bitty favor. So little.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 04:11

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I had to bleach my vegetables growing up because all produce grown in Bangladesh is likely contaminated with human waste.

Both dishwashers and hand-washing are a-okay.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 14:48

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limp_cheese posted:

HFCS has a terrible aftertaste and seems to leave a film or something in my mouth that makes me feel like I need to brush my teeth. American Coke is terrible but you better believe I get a Medican Coke when I go to a local mexican place. The cane sugar just doesn't have the aftertaste or mouth feel.

A million pages back, but I've always hated Coke for the film it leaves in my mouth. Never had an explanation for it and I'm surprised more people don't notice/hate it, but I feel vindicated.

Thank you.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 23:36

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Snack Attack shoulda just blurted out, "My grandma is dying." and nothing else. Make the cashier afraid of what he might say next.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 23:02

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Invisible Clergy posted:

Everyone. What do you put it in your stuffing?

White and rye bread, chicken broth, celery, onions, butter, and spices. Mushrooms have gone in if there's some good ones on sale. It all good.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 02:36

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Give me your mushrooms, I will eat them.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 02:43

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I'm not crazy about too much heat because it mutes out all my other flavors, but I love spices. Cloves, garam masala, loads of garlic, yes.

Horseradish, on the other hand, is welcome to destroy my sinuses. I love that rush.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 18:15

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my friend �you�re not loving funny� and making her cry?

Steal her shtick.
"Oh, you know, since you all agreed it was so hilarious!"

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 09:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I fondly remember being 4 and opening packets of dog food to give to our dog, like a big girl.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 09:26

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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It's okay my dude, I'm pretty sure at least one of my cats would eat pancake batter.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 10:13

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Local man never fed once in his entire life, says local man.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2021 13:29

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Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for having my wedding on brother's "divorce anniversary"

Yeah, no, my "get drunk and cry about sleeping around and ruining my marriage" day is a sacred and healthy ritual. Better not override it with anything happier, me and the bottle got plans.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 16:13

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Dazerbeams posted:

Can we come back to this 19 year age gap between presumed full blooded siblings? That's roughly the span of a woman's fertility window. What the hell?

This is my half-brother and me, lol. She had him at 19 and me at 38. Both unplanned, but my mom is the sort of lady who absolutely loves children so I never knew people attached a stigma to being an oops baby until reading this thread.

I also have sisters 9 and 11 years older than me. I'm extremely close with the 9 year one, so this thread was also where I found out people blame that sort of age difference for why they're not close with their siblings.

I am learning!

# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 20:42

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cumshitter posted:

AITA turning the oven off while cooking thanksgiving dinner after my husband kept shouting orders at me?

This story makes me scared that I would snap and try to murder someone under similar circumstances.
Like, in a fight to the death I would definitely get my rear end killed by 90% of the population, but it wouldn't stop until one of us was dead.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 21:20

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA for asking my neighbour to move her craft room to a different bedroom

Tear up the planks! Here! Here! It is the humming of her hideous machines!

# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 15:52

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Since it's not social suicide anymore, you might as well skip marriage and opt for a sperm donor if your lizard brain needs to reproduce so badly. At least you'll only be responsible for the one baby.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 18:03

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Still a ways back, but this thread has taught me I have the idea of love language rear end-backwards. I always thought it was how you express affection, not how you demand it.

When people would talk about how bullshit love language is, I always sat back and quietly wondered why "I prefer to express affection through gifts!" was a dumb and bad thing to know about myself.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 21:04

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I'm 33 and all that stuff applies to me.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 10:16

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Hey now, I have very clear memories of playing a Froot Loops vinyl on our record player! Cereal prizes were wild in my day!

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 10:24

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???
If you want to get me to try anything unusual, deep frying it's a sure bet. And I am a filthy, filthy california roll lover.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 01:08

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Nebrilos posted:

The "first bite" insistence sounds like some kind of power thing.

Take a single bite out of everything while in the car, including every fry, then wrap them all back up and bring them home.
Watch her lose her poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 05:16

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Sisal Two-Step posted:

heh she doesnt even read

Huh, between gaming and 3 books a week it sounds like he's got a lot of free time.
I'm assuming he only reads programming manuals, of course and not like, Halo novels. He is the brightest boy, after all.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 18:55

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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My child's name is 15J � 3/9O= -5E
Pronounced "Joe."

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 23:58

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Fanny O'Flappery

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 13:08

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Bargearse posted:

looked it up, it's real bad

wikipedia posted:

The US edition was released in January 1940 with the title And Then There Were None, taken from the last five words of the song.[6] Successive American reprints and adaptations use that title, though Pocket Books paperbacks used the title Ten Little Indians between 1964 and 1986. UK editions continued to use the original title until 1985.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 14:37

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Re: Cat drink
You are covered in poo particles right now regardless of pet ownership. It's okay. You can survive this.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 08:57

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I can be a pretty slow eater if I'm dining with people; getting caught up in conversation and not being in a rush can put bites minutes apart.

Big time same.
Also the idea of forcing people to watch me eat for the length of a movie fills me with a hideous anxiety.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 15:09

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I'm mostly floored "hey so I'm marrying a guy you've never heard of because I wanted to make sure he'd be a good step-dad before introducing you" was not only a plan the mother thought was reasonable, but one that panned out exactly as intended.

Yeah, seems like there should be a middle ground between the intended, "I don't want my daughter to feel instability through my boyfriends." and, "I'm gonna marry this guy who has never interacted with my kid before! HOPE IT WORKS OUT!"

# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 16:10

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Don't got a hog, that's a Piglet.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2022 13:40

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The only type of people capable of being sincerely ironic about swastikas are 13 year-old boys, because their brains are half-formed and basic idiot edge is the only game they know. Not that they shouldn't be mocked/discouraged from it, mind you.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 14:40

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I like true crime well enough that my other considered career path was in forensics, but gently caress me if I ever felt respect for a serial killer. If I got a TC tattoo it'd be related to Alexander Gettler so I could talk up a real good forensic chemist.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 18:16

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA for telling my sister to get her own life

r/relationships: I (21 f) have a twin (also 21 f)

(Added para break)

My sister is nothing like me and I told her to stop copying me.

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?????

# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 07:48

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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... What?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 07:43

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:20

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I am biased for ghost names.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 12:25

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