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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

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fire sally for being a narc imo

she can't be trusted with weed secrets how cna she be trusted with business secrets

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May 1, 2013

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Zurtilik posted:

My (30M) girlfriend's (24F) anime-geek friends (M29-34) drive me crazy and frankly, I want to beat them

I spent this entire post thinking everyone was in their early 20s so the fact that everyone apart from OP's GF is in their late 20s-30s was some serious whiplash. Anyway ESH, dude's really lame but so are these disgusting okatu pigmen who hang around with 16 year olds.

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May 1, 2013

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I've been struggling for a halloween costume idea.

Won't have to do much effort either.

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I bet it was a rare Norwegian Blue parrot, too. RIP, avian homie. :smith:

Pining for the Fjords no longer.

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May 1, 2013

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please for the love of god do not name your daughter mildred

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Captain Fargle posted:

Simple answer: You are the Red Army and their house is Berlin.

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May 1, 2013

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Advice not really needed, just a question: Are intoxicated people not at all aware of their actions or words?

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I’m (18m) bIack and my girlfriend (31f) is whte. She sort of has an aIcohol problem and sometimes takes her anger out on me when she’s that way. She called me n***** several times in an argument and it upset me. I wanted to talk about my feelings but she said she was drunk so it technically doesn’t mean anything because she wasn’t herself. If you’re intoxicated are you really unaware about your speech and such?

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BadSamaritan posted:

Yeah that one struck me as a particularly unreliable narrator who is doing their best to appear like the victim in all this.

She sounds like that Energy Vampire Colin Robinson dated in What We Do In The Shadows.

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May 1, 2013

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Chloe Jessica posted:

Husband (38M) is paranoid about crime to an extreme level ever since we moved to Brooklyn. I (36F) am just not sure what to do anymore, especially considering my kids (13m, 14m) love it here now.

I googled what a New York Brownstone was and despite not liking living in huge cities like that... Jesus Christ, one of those for free? I'd be on the next flight.

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Mx. posted:

AITA For not sharing my Limb Loss Lump Sum with my mom and sister?

12 grand for losing the tip of your ring finger? Anyone got a guillotine? No win no fee on these kinda things right?

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May 1, 2013

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ilmucche posted:

He sees her once a month and you're losing your mind (and relationship) over it?

"She would post pictures of them on social media an captioned on things like "my only love", ""we look like a couple here" or any romantic quote. Everytime I was around she would sit on his lap, or if we had a date she gets mad and starts sending messages like "why you didn't come to see me?" or "your girlfriend doesn't let you come huh?", or "why you spend so much money on her?, you should see me I am your friend" wich was really annoying but he said that it is just the way she is."

yeah dunno why the op didn't add that to the op but no one here seems very bright.

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AITA for putting over a hundred cockroaches in my parents bed?


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I’m 16(f), so I live with my parents. I started having asthma symptoms a couple years ago but only when I was trying to sleep, I would be unable to breath. I’ve been brought to all sorts of specialists and put on various allergy drugs because the best they could tell us was that it must be an allergy.

Around the same time that started I began seeing an occasional cockroach in my room. I would squish it and throw it out. Then the air coming from my vents started smelling musty. And I would see more and more cockroaches. I told my parents all of this and they are convinced there’s not a cockroach problem. I’ve been seeing about 15-20 cockroaches in my room (anytime of day/night) everyday for months. My parents keep telling me that I’m being dramatic, it’s just an occasional cockroach. I’ve done some research and supposedly cockroaches can cause respiratory problems. My parents refuse to call a bug exterminator person.

I’m really tired of living with these things, I can hear them crawling in the walls of my room. They’re in my bed, I feel them crawl on me while I’m trying to go to sleep. And no, I don’t eat in my room. I used to have a bowl of soup in my room if was was sick at home, but I stopped because of the cockroaches since I don’t want to attract them.

I started taking a photo of every one I killed and sending the picture to my parents. So again, 15-20 pictures a day. They got pissed I’m bothering them at work and that I’m sending a photo of the same dead cockroach over and over. Like literally they were going to ground me over winter break if kept doing it. So instead over this past week I’ve been keeping the dead ones a bag marked with the date and then the number of cockroach it was. There was 118 of them over 7 days. I dumped all the little bags on my parents bed (so the actual dead cockroaches didn’t touch their bed, just the bags).

My parents are LIVID. They’re arguing about what to do about me like I can hear them and in the meantime I’ve been sent to my room. I just really don’t know how to get across how uncomfortable I am constantly. These things are ALIVE when they’re in my bed. I really don’t know how else to make them see this is a problem, but this might have been the nuclear option and I could have just shown them the bags in my room. AITAH?


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BabyFur Denny posted:

ATIA for causing "drama" after a huge misunderstanding with my brother?


YTA for not reforming your faith so dynastic kinslaying is accepted.

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QuarkJets posted:

This is 2 days old so sorry if it got posted already, I am bad at threadsearch

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

Ngl this sounds fun

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May 1, 2013

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

I am an extremely nervous driver, and I would never claim to be a good one. On the other hand, there's a roundabout near our tourist town, and everybody uses it correctly, including (apparently) the tourists. It's a miracle.

AITA for calling my daughter's fiance a 'manlet'?

"We often do recrational 'tall people' activities when we're all together"

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Sisal Two-Step posted:

Trying to imagine other recreational tall people activities after basketball. Noticing the rain before other people? Standing at the front of a concert venue? Taking things off of high shelves?

e: playing games of keep away???

Imposing a ban on Talos worship

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Pomme de Terror posted:

AITA for exposing my cousin after she called my life pathetic

Parisians are loving weird tbf

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sephiRoth IRA posted:

They didn't start making ritos with cocaine dusting or anything like that, right? :stare:

For real I can't have salted doritos in my house or I'll be likely to eat them all in one sitting. Actual cocaine would last longer.

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TK8325 posted:

How can you be homophobic and under 40?

Religion.

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Brawnfire posted:

I enjoy shipping my kids overseas for sexing wrong

Shame cumshitter got perma'd because sending your straight son to a military school for engaging in hetero activities so they can learn to be gay, surrounded as they are by athletic men, would be a good bit.

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

People from the British Isles think you're a Yank if you're from anywhere in the US.

I called a Southerner a Yank once jokingly and they threatened to lynch me.

Traditional southern hospitality I guess?

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Double post

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DemoneeHo posted:

My [20F] boyfriend [20M] can't stop pretending to be British.

Liking M&S over Waitrose? loving jumped up little pseud with ideas above his station

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Grape posted:

Either we can argue about kebab, or we can all collectively unify at failing to pronounce gyro correctly.

Which will it be Anglosphere?

Aren't gyros typically pork? I think that's enough of a
difference considering most other kebab countries tend not to be so big on eating pork. Except Albania I guess.

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Halloween Jack posted:

So what the hell is going on in Wigan?

absolutely gently caress all, that's half the problem

walking to the football ground from the train station takes half an hour and you see absolutely nothing except second hand car dealers and an asda. it's almost impressive how barren it is.

hard to believe it's the home of wallace and gromit

edit: the beer and pie at half time were good though, i'll give them that

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My(29f) Bf(31m) is considering joining the Ukrainian Military

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I'm not sure how I feel because I would never prevent him from doing something he wants to do, and I would help him in any way, especially financially. But I feel sick, because I don't want to be without him for at least 3 years and risk losing him forever.

How do I stay strong in front of him? Or even when I'm not around him? How do I stop this feeling of a lump in my throat and stomach lurching, begging to be let out. I have been on the verge of tears since he told me, and I don't want him to see me cry.

I don't want him to change his mind just because I cry.

I don't want him to change his mind unless HE has a legitimate reason to. I've never loved anyone like this, not even my ex husband that I was married to for almost 8 years.

I need advice. I tried texting one of my friends and she hasn't responded. We haven't talked in 2 weeks.

I'll be texting my friend of many years after I post this.

TLDR - Bf is considering joining the Ukrainian military, we're in Canada. I'm sad and don't want him to see that I'm sad. I will support him in any decision he makes. What do I do?

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May 1, 2013

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Saw this in another thread:



Dudes rock.

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May 1, 2013

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I think video game titty lady and her asexual partner might be the peak example of how I imagine people in these stories as being average looking/attractive and the reality is very much not the case.

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Invisible Clergy posted:

Yes, thank you, I know that. This does not mean the average American is rich because we have ~2200 billionaires living here inflating the average salary to $60k+ (wtf). She is not obligated to host her acquaintance for free. They are both bad.

Why is she bad?

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Mx. posted:

OP's cruising 15kmph over the speed limit, maybe everybody in the story is a dickhead

Wait what. America's speed limit is 60?

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Ziv Zulander posted:

Mikes per hour, which is 96 kph. Faster if you’re traveling through any of the country’s empty wasteland

Yeah I was surprised it was so low considering how straight, long and empty so much of the roads in the USA are. In the UK it's offically 70 for our equivalent of highways but generally people cruise at like 75-80, but you could also go up to 60 miles an hour on this road if you wanted to.

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Mx. posted:

AITA for being unladylike infront of my husband and farting?

5 years of marriage

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

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May 1, 2013

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Sisal Two-Step posted:

AITA for telling my college professor that he needs to get over himself?

Reddit's verdict? Overwhelmingly YTA :jerkbag:

I went through 3 years of Uni and never called my teachers anything but their first name lol

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May 1, 2013

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Murderion posted:

Have a doozy, this one's already been removed by the mods for uhh... "bodily/reproductive autonomy" :thunk:

AITA for abandoning a baby my husband suddenly brought home?

:psyduck:

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nvm

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Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for having a "vulgar" and unproffesional nickname?

Was hoping the had the name Gravewalker because he hosed a super sexy spider once.

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May 1, 2013

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Evil Willow posted:

This has nothing to do with relationships, but I'm just proud of this random kid! Happy story.

I got a really good grade on my mock exams, and I have no one to tell.

I was wondering why he can't tell his parents that he did well but as they sent him to a posh boarding school they obviously don't love him.

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Evil Willow posted:

AITA for trying to call my boyfriend by his name?

drat I was hoping he'd have one of those Dutch names that make them sound like a pornstar like Dick Advocaat or Jizz Hornkamp.

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kimbo305 posted:

There's a Dutch cyclist named

Taco van der Hoorn.

Also, the German skiier Fanny Chmelar (pronounced close to smeller)

Whorelord fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Apr 15, 2022

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replied to wrong person

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