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all the stories are fake, some fakes are badly written. Threadban for anyone dumb enough to announce any particular story's fake as though they've cracked some kind of grand mystery imho, but it's ok to make fun of some sadsack's terrible revenge fantasy if you have a funnier joke than just saying "incel" I don't want to look at kids while I'm having sex quote:My partner wants to get portraits of his 2 children, tattooed on his chest, which I get is quite common, but it weirds me out A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Hooray new thread! Loving the classics. Does anyone have the story where the woman completely changes herself after marriage, because she thinks wives are supposed to be blonde, subservient, well-dressed and made-up Stepfords? The world is ready for a remake of The Exorcist where the demon's a giant nerd
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mllaneza posted:The cops are getting paid off, no way this scam lasts more than a week without official cover. It's also Virginia, one of the absolutely most dangerous states to try this in given local gun culture. this is exactly the level of interest I've seen cops take in literally any crime where a cop wasn't personally involved, including in Virginia. I'm pretty sure like random pillheads doing burglaries or that one whackjob who thinks he can annex the neighbor's yard by putting his own fence around it aren't all paying the cops off. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Zurtilik posted:Is there a good set of rules/tips for finding and posting content? I mean, I could just go and grab whatever is funny on the front page but I assume people have already done that or don't want to see front page crud? But I would like to bring some content back to the group on occasion. if it's actually from r/relationships or r/aita and isn't from the frontpage it's probably been posted already, people have spent the last million posts or whatever stripmining that poo poo for content. Not that there's anything wrong with reviving an old classic if it's really good. There's also loads of subreddits for lunatics, just find some libertarian or sex magic or whatever forum and look around for dudes talking about their hosed up home lives How do I protect myself from my uncle's evil eye? quote:So my uncle, a very bad selfish person who never had kids (he uses this to manipulate people) has this 'evil eye' thing where he harms people with it. I know this sounds stupid but he actually harmed quite allot of people including my sister's kids even some relatives know this and they are afraid of him and even give him money or something to "protect themselves" from his evil eye. A while ago we argued and after that he doesn't like me and I'm done with people being afraid of him and his evil eye, how do i protect myself or my family members from his harm? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Kenshin posted:This is hilarious because I've worked at multiple places with kegerators or beer in the fridge and would regularly (though not every day!) have a beer with lunch. So would other folks. Nobody cared. my last office had a case of Peronis gathering dust in the breakroom for years because everyone there had the basic sense to know a trap when they see one and was somehow able to resist the siren call of day-drinking with the accounting lady long enough to make it home before getting blasted. But uh I'm glad for your office culture of rubes and alcoholics too
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Halloween Jack posted:I was gonna say--the problem with free booze at work is that your employer can always accuse you of being a drunk and fire you with cause, and how are you going to fight that? I think of this guy's story whenever the perks of a stereotypical startup environment come up. personally, and this is just me, even if there were no drawbacks and getting buzzed at work was my idea of fun I'd still rather be paid in money than in mediocre beer or pizza or whatever, and get out early enough that I can drink on my own time with my actual friends. It's like a twelve-year-old's idea of a good job perk My boss drunk-dialed my husband quote:I work at a high level in marketing, and I’m supervised by Tammy, an older, moody, and somewhat unpredictable woman. Besides her, everyone I work with is pleasant. A few weeks ago, we had a massive networking event and dinner for my industry that spouses were invited to, so my boss and everyone got to meet my husband for the first time. It seemed to go well. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Dik Hz posted:How'd this person survive almost 2 months of college to this point? My freshman roommate didn't know that you do laundry, I only found out what the smell was on the day we were moving out when he stripped his bed and I saw the Psycho-style full-body grease stain on his sheets. He was still not the most inept dude I met that year.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 15:09 |
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teen witch posted:Ok y’all, down for some input on the below proposed guidelines sounds good to me but frankly I'd take the slapfights any day over the derails where every tedious motherfucker in GBS has to do a roll call on what kind of socks they wear, or where they stand on ketchup on fries, or whatever the gently caress.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 15:40 |
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send in the clowns AITA for telling my girlfriend her clown makeup is embarrassing? quote:My gf and I are both women. Since I was in highschool, I've been really into wearing makeup. When I have lots of time in the morning, I can spend an hour+ on my face. My girlfriend on the other hand is very anti-makeup. She thinks it's a tool of oppression/shouldn't be required of her to wear in public, etc. My boyfriend (17M) of about 3 years wants to be a clown… I (17F) am afraid of clowns… quote:So this whole thing started a few months back when my boyfriend, C, off-handedly commented on wanting to be a clown. He didn’t sound super serious, so I kind of brushed it off because I’m afraid of clowns and wouldn’t that suck if he decided he wanted to be one? He’s had other career interests; detective, film director, etc. so I thought it would be fine. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Oct 21, 2021 |
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Professor Latency posted:for sure. but, like, who walks around nearly naked around a stranger? even your cousin? am i a total prude? It's great for winning arguments, depending on how upsetting you look
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 06:14 |
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u may not like how it looks but nature's harsh, and in the last decade we've all seen the terrible consequences of depriving nerds of their natural predator, the jock
A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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going for the longshot that this time it's Volver and not Boondock Saints
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 14:32 |
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the fact that Blade happens to be a daywalker doesn't mean the world doesn't need vampire hunters
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blatman posted:if i saw a bunch of anime goons in full costume having an anime swordfight in the streets i'd honestly just sit and watch for awhile, hootin and hollerin at not only their anime fighting prowess but the fact that they have 50000x my confidence there's a bar out here where every so often a bunch will get together and do really elaborate synchronized anime dances all night, changing costumes for each one. Apparently they rehearse all year for that poo poo, it's amazing
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Hecuba posted:This is worth a look if you saw the original story and (as I did) went “ugh, both of these people are horrible” without looking any farther. gonna be honest my eyes started glazing over at the umptillionth paragraph unpacking how bitchy and petty this writer's group is but none of it seems to materially pertain to the actual thrust of the dispute, that anyone can or should enforce a copyright claim on anyone cribbing your facebook posts or letters or other stuff you say in a non-professional capacity with the ferocity of Disney coming at an off-license Mickey Mouse. The fact that writers are mostly deranged egotists who will air every unflattering thought they ever had about you for clout can kinda be taken as read by anyone who's ever been to a writer's group or, like, paid attention to a novel. the ultimate sin here was probably having been once stung going back to pester a reporter into telling her story, at which point they condensed all this dreary horseshit down into another entertaining story with her as the buffoonish villain lol A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:One time when I was maybe a bit high I saw this guy walking into a convenience store with a bike helmet on and I invented an elaborate backstory where his mother had been bitten by a cyclist while he was still in the womb, blade-style, and i pointed at him and yelled “helmetwalker” and then immediately turned and left the store. lmao hell yeah
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real contender for most bleakness you can pack into a sentence
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 19:26 |
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Neighbor called the cops on my dog so I'm abusing a loophole in the local lawquote:So, the story time part. My neighbor has lived next to me for a few years, was always a friendly guy. I recently adopted a dog that had been abandoned in my neighborhood (we live in a small neighborhood away from people, I guess it seemed a safe place to dump a dog). Now the dog for the first few days was a handful, barking a lot If I left the house to go to the store and climbing the fence to run loose. Now, he's fine. I took him to a trainer for the barking, installed a taller fence with coyote rollers, and reinforced the gate.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 19:56 |
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only now realizing the scale of what the r/relationships mods have taken from us, in the less formally strict drama subs people do poetry The Shunning quote:All out of tears but I’m still so sad,
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 20:20 |
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oh my god why are people still posting the same boring take on the nerd guy over and over take it to Reddit
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 21:08 |
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I mean, respect tho
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 21:35 |
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Scaevolus posted:My (26F) sister (30F) wants me to give her the baby I'm carrying. Jeeeeesus
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Scaevolus posted:Maybe it's my academic/scientific background where even uncited self-plagiarism is a Big Deal, but the idea of copying someone else's work, rewording it a bit, and labeling it as your own is incredibly lovely. It's a career ending mistake. It's not 'work', tho. Like yeah people would be pretty unanimously against her if she'd copied one of Dawn's stories but mining the poo poo people around you say and do for material is a pretty basic part of a writer's job description. Dialogue in fiction basically wouldn't exist (definitely not anything good) if writers were forbidden from riffing on stuff people actually said Verbatim copy-pasting someone's letter to take a big poo poo on them is definitely some high school bullying poo poo but Dawn's position that well maybe she might wanna turn that letter into a novel someday therefore it's the same thing as Sonya plagiarizing her novel is tenuous bordering on unhinged
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 01:45 |
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I'm just glad there's still pockets of nerddm so innocent of Online bullshit they can spontaneously reenact 2003-era edgelord atheism
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Funktastic posted:after an employee died, her team has driven off anyone we hire to replace her Viking funeral but it's a whole drat office building
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 05:56 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if i were in charge of hiring i would simply fill that position with another person named jane After the first week you've kinda missed your window to hire another woman who kinda looks like Jane and pretend the original never died
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Sounds like having an addict sister who deliberately ruined important life moments caused the other sister to just break. Pain meds in the US have spent decades alternating between totally unattainable even if you're in 24/7 agony, doctors getting bribed to push oxy and codeine on anyone who reports having cramps, and both simultaneously. If you listen to your doctor about medical stuff instead of putting in a bunch of research to establish your own need and risk factor you might just get addicted to smack, oops sucks for you, have you tried personal responsibility you degenerate A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Oct 23, 2021 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Well, I didn't see it posted so... tyvm for reminding me of Timothy the Mouse
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The Bee posted:Was there ever an update to Timothy? Hard to post to Reddit when you've been stuffed and set on the shelf
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MarcusSA posted:You know the 18 year divorce lady is probably an incredibly unreliable narrator so I’m not sure the post should be taken at face value. True; however, and I think this is something posters ITT routinely forget, this is not a courtroom, your opinion has no value or impact on anybody's life, and these stories are posted and discussed here purely for entertainment's sake. Now, which reading is more entertaining, that the self-admitted untrustworthy idiot is spinning a yarn to make herself look like the injured party, or this guy's the Keyser Soze of dads? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Oct 25, 2021 |
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spouse posted:It's really not that crazy to restrict punitive damages to the replacement cost of a common good hey wait a minute this is NOT gonna be the next derail. Can't wait to open a bar in the country where if if you get really really good at tackling dudes you might be able to sell them your inventory at-cost A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 25, 2021 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for accommodating only one of my daughters? I love these ones where the OP is like "I'm Hitler, everyone I know hates me, for clearly stated and compelling reasons, my butt stinks, sometimes I pick dead worms off the sidewalk and eat them, no good reason. AITA?" like how did you write all that out and hit submit without realizing you had your answer. do you just have a fetish for getting yelled at by internet randos
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 07:15 |
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Brawnfire posted:I like how it never occurs to them that people might... google the phrase? And what that google would bring up... quote:Oh my god you're right.
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Funktastic posted:our highly-paid, overworked junior staff keep leaving just as we get them fully trained buy fewer candles
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MagusofStars posted:If done correctly, it actually would hold up just fine in court. The trick is that you don't withhold the entire salary, you just modify the salary structure so it's more bonus-based. yeah any kind of catch or gimmick they put on the salary (which comes out to like $38/hr lmao) is pretty obviously going to turn away anyone who isn't incredibly stupid about money, which apparently strikes investment bankers as less of a problem than cutting the hours/pay and turning away the workaholics even allowing that the whole problem is those hires don't actually exist in the first place. How the gently caress do these people get paid to manage others A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Oct 26, 2021 |
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cumshitter posted:It's really annoying how companies like TurboTax lobby to make it more difficult to file taxes. The big tax companies will say it's free, but only if your taxes are basically reporting W-2/regular employment income. TurboTax is especially bad, because they will let you spend anywhere up to an hour entering everything and then at the end you'll get a popup saying something like "Whoops! Filing a 1099-Div is part of our Silver plan! Pay to upgrade now!" They even taunt you right as you're entering your info saying that if you're a gold member they'll automatically enter your info from the previous year, which is essentially giving them money to copy/paste poo poo from their database. at least my state's gotten in on the spirit of it, all the free tax filing apps round to the nearest dollar and last year I got an IIRC $40 fine for underreporting by $.23
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 22:58 |
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Actually what it means is they heard someone say that on the radio once, and they're sorta extemporaneously fishing around for something to say in the moment that'll make them sound like some kind of deep thinker with a policy package You're not gonna get a real economics argument out of that guy wtf lol, if forced to think about it he'd probably decide it means if the government doesn't pay its bills the bank's gonna reposess all its fighter planes A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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She's being super coy about any specifics so it's almost certainly the nazi thing. If she was mad about some kind of actual bigotry she'd talk about that instead of trying to make their point of dispute some kind of loving riddle
A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Oct 29, 2021 |
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ponzicar posted:I am glad he's not the type of female avatar playing guy who choose them because he likes looking at their butts. I have met several guys who have said exactly that about their video game playing habits. By that logic a guy playing as a male character is gay. thrilled that the dudes who demand an explanation whenever they see another dude playing a girl (on several occasions, apparently!) can now tut tut about how the generic conversation-ending response isn't woke enough instead of loving dropping it A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Oct 29, 2021 |
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