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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Beachcomber posted:

My [22F] boyfriend [23M] hates my clothes.

Run away, girl... and go join the circus

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

r/relationships: she was so endearingly spazzy

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

The dude is a dipshit at best. Like, divorce before the kid is old enough to know what's going on so both of you can live your best lives. Instead he sentenced himself to 18 years of misery to own his wife

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Propaniac posted:

AITA for requesting my best friend be at the birth of my child instead of my husband?

I totally understand if she wanted the father there instead of the husband

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

for a 80 year old

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the dead girls rear end looks like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to see it

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

quote:


I'm a vet tech at an ER and I have to do paw prints and body care on a lot of animals each shift. At no time did I say, 'look at his cute cat/dog!" while displaying the body. Every dead pet is treated as respectfully as we can. I shave excess hair and trim nails for clay paw prints so they will look better, not for my own preferences. It the client wants hair, I brush it until it looks nice, then trim it off. I have clipped and bathed a dead pet's feet, then blow dried them just to get a decent print.

If your man has less respect for a human body than I have for an animal, he's hosed up.

My first dog died in 2018 and I keep his pawprint in a closet in a bag with his ash container, and this comment made me take it out and look at it for the first time since i got it from the vet. Anyway just wanted to say thank you for doing what you do.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Bargearse posted:

Mushrooms don’t belong near food.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

webmeister posted:

Maybe he's doing the inverse of NoFap November.

Total Tugging Thanksgiving
Fappy Holidays
Jerkin' Season
Will Wank Week

pornucopia

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Today's Ask Amy is wiiiild

https://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/ask-amy/ct-aud-ask-amy-1206-20211206-3k4kexev7jeufbzdixwtjnibau-story.html

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my girlfriend to cover up her body when strangers enter the home?

Congrats to him for dating someone so rich she doesn't have to see the help as people. Suck it up and enjoy the perks or run the hell away

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020



big "where is your chin" energy if true

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

haveblue posted:

Is it bigamy if you have two concurrent marriages to the same person?

It's very big of you

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

The only thing the husband did wrong was rigging up his house with that garbage in the first place. Wife sucks, both sets of friends suck.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for telling a guy that a mobile game was more important than him?

if its an anime game its a clear cut ESH

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for sending back a bad dish for my date?

Literal Patrick Bateman poo poo

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

That's a cool catte

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Invisible Clergy posted:




The real meat here is the comments:

It's interesting you're so concerned in cleanliness considering the other topics on your Reddit profile, my man.

YTA, you may get a different response if you used a different account for your porn. 😆


So I googled the thread and his porn is just pictures of him cumming on his wife. I dont know why that makes him an rear end in a top hat regarding his food preferences. He seems to be a less weird variety of food weirds

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Mx. posted:

AITA for how I reacted after I discovered my husband left our daughter in dirty diaper for 4hrs?

wow what a manch*ld

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Arsenic Lupin posted:

AITA for hiding embarrassing notes in my house as a joke because I know my fiance's mom snoops?

This woman is too good for this world, and she should put those notes back up after throwing out the fiance.

She rules. I wanna date this legendary boobed woman

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

MarcusSA posted:

Yes. There are 8 other lanes for you to cruise in. The left lane is a passing lane.

A lot of times the leftmost lane on the freeways around LA is a carpool lane and is frequently separated from the rest of the highway. Op isn't the rear end in a top hat unless he was in it alone in the car

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

therobit posted:

If he’s holding up traffic he’s holding up traffic and needs to move his rear end over.


He literally can't for the vast majority of the carpool lanes, a lot of the time they either have dividers or concrete separating them from the rest of the highway. 75 in the carpool is fine. The other people have the rest of the freeway to do 2fast2furious poo poo on

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

I'm picturing a storage unit full of funko pops in which case the wife is nta

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

nashona posted:

An hour? Like what happens after the first 3 minutes?


Mickey gets a turn

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

When you think about it it's basically like denying a dying child his wish to see spider man.

And you monsters want to take that away from her

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Hoo boy. From the "Best of Redditor Updates" sub:

[b]Am I the rear end in a top hat for ‘predetermining’ my baby’s

First off, Holy poo poo. Second, I wonder how well the in-laws will be able to contain the crazy during court proceedings.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

I live in Alaska and pretty much everyone in the state has walked up Denali. It's easy as hell, we just don't like to brag about it.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Im willing to bet that most people doing readings for money dont believe in it, so if she's doing it the "proper" way like any other conman, I don't see the issue.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Dudes a hall of fame idiot. Right up there with the skin care and makeup boyfriends.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Anything over half the utilities/repairs is just asinine. That's your SO, not a tenant.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Motronic posted:

So if shae had a mortgage on the place it would be okay for charging half that plus utilities plus repairs? (which lol repairs are on a different scale)

If yes, what if she paid the mortgage off while they were living together? He gets free board then? If so, why?

If she was renting would it be okay to charge half the rent plus utilities? If so, how is this situation different than the situations above?

When answering, please state if you have ever lived on your own or had to pay for yourself to live for an extended period of time all by yourself. With or without roomates.

Also answer if she had enough money to pay off a mortgage or buy the place they are renting but had not if she could still charge.

I've rented for 20+ years, by myself, with roommates, girlfriends, and a wife. I've never tried to make a profit off of any of them.

If you think it's ok to profit off someone you're romantically involved with, well that's gonna be a yikesaroonie from me.

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Motronic posted:

It's not a profit unless you're really bad at reading what you responded to.

Yeah, this.

And I said that paying for half the utilities, upkeep, taxes, whatever is fine. There are no loving housing expenses.

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