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As you may have seen from my posts in the chat thread the good people at Reynolds have lost their goddamn minds and come up with some truly horrifying turkey crimes for Thanksgiving.
Not wanting to be outdone, everyone's favorite fast food burger chain White Castle decided to get in on the turkey monstrosities as well. Hold the pickles.
Here's what I propose: BYOB can come up with some super hosed up turkey proposals for Reynolds. We did it for Wendy's, we can do it for them! Maybe we can rope in a Turkey company and get the Butterball rolling IYKWIM!  Then that's when we cash in baby! We'll be filthy stinkin' rich for the holidays!
I'll get things started with some of my own ideas:
Reynolds, if you are reading this, hear me out: Thanksgiving hot pot Turkey. PM me for details and a payment plan.
Another idea for Reynolds: A turkey, that is in a huge burrito, or maybe chimichanga? I'm still figuring out the details. Hit me up later. We'll hash it out!
Thanksgiving dinner...but it's...*record scratch* breakfast? Cover your turkey in fried eggs, bacon, and turkey gravy hollandaise sauce, and stuff it with a biscuit and sausage stuffing. HIRE ME REYNOLDS!
Wait! No! Wendy's Breakfast turkey!
Also feel free to post hosed up turkey recipes you find online. Then we'll go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 10, 2021
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There he go
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Obligatory "I would happily eat some of those" post
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Nov 10, 2021 04:56
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Obligatory "I would happily eat some of those" post
hosed up, if true.
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Nov 10, 2021 04:57
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The Turfuckin': a turkey but... sexual somehow? I'll get back to this.
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Nov 10, 2021 04:59
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There he go
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Turkey is, imo, not a great meat, or least it's hard to cook well. I think your breakfast turkey idea would actually be pretty neat
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Nov 10, 2021 05:11
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There he go
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The Turfuckin': a turkey but... sexual somehow? I'll get back to this.
Mechanically separated turkey shaped into a dick n balls
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Nov 10, 2021 05:12
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Turkey is, imo, not a great meat, or least it's hard to cook well. I think your breakfast turkey idea would actually be pretty neat
I agree on Turkey not being very great.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:14
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Was someone upset that Funyuns were left out? You can thank Reynolds they're being included at the table!
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Nov 10, 2021 05:33
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Totally normal.
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Nov 10, 2021 05:50
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Tamale Turkey
the turmaley
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Nov 10, 2021 07:38
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i mean it fits the style guidelines
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Nov 10, 2021 07:55
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i mean it fits the style guidelines
Taking that cock ale to the next level!
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Nov 10, 2021 08:12
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Bobbing for turkey. In wine or mulled cider.
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Nov 10, 2021 09:28
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Just throw the turkey on the floor and eat it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo
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Nov 10, 2021 09:35
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Just throw the turkey on the floor and eat it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo
Domsgiving
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Nov 10, 2021 09:42
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The Jerkin' Your Gherkin Turken
Chicken and pickle-stuffed turkey with Caribbean jerk spice rub
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Nov 10, 2021 09:49
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Papa John's The Meats ultimate gameday turkey with garlic butter sauce and stuffed crust stuffing
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Nov 10, 2021 09:54
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Cap'n Crunch encrusted, milk brined turkey with wild rice and Crunchberry stuffing.
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Nov 10, 2021 09:56
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Tamale Turkey
the turmaley
Woah! Here we go!
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Nov 10, 2021 09:59
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It looks like a nice turkey, but you start to carve at it and reveal it's just cake.
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Nov 10, 2021 13:54
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Pickle the whole turkey, then stuff it with a salad of cottage cheese, mandarin orange slices, and matcha powder.
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Nov 10, 2021 15:40
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It looks like a nice turkey, but you start to carve at it and reveal it's just cake.
B careful what u wish 4!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0tBWyS894
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Nov 10, 2021 15:53
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Maybe The Christians were right about gluttony.
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Doritos Locos turkey, brined in Baja Blast and covered with cheese dust, stuffed with low grade sour cream and shredded cheese
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Nov 10, 2021 17:07
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It looks like a nice turkey, but you start to carve at it and reveal it's just cake aspic.
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Nov 10, 2021 17:25
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Bobbing for turkey. In wine or mulled cider.
Be careful when mulling cider, kids. Get an adult to help you!
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Nov 10, 2021 19:46
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y'all remember the double down from kfc? that, but it's two entire fried turkeys with a hamburger patty in between
The All In
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Nov 11, 2021 04:37
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A line of pre-made ready-to-eat turkeys called Turnkey
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Nov 11, 2021 05:10
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Promise you'll bring the turkey and stuffing then casually show up with a taxidermied turkey
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Nov 11, 2021 05:34
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Promise you'll bring the turkey and stuffing then casually show up with a taxidermied turkey
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Nov 11, 2021 05:42
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I Can't Believe It's Not Turkey!*
*Canned ham pressed into the shape of a turkey.
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Nov 11, 2021 05:43
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stucco-turkey casserole
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Nov 11, 2021 05:44
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FritoLay puts out an American Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing flavoured chip and calls it "all dressed turkey", to the confused tastebuds of Canadians everywhere.
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Nov 11, 2021 06:33
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The Denturkey: brined in Listerine, with a toothpaste and Trident stuffing.
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