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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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A new thread to lurk in

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Maugrim posted:

Castles roosting on an open file
Black knights nipping at your pawns
Wayward queens being hung without trial
On chessboards like manicured lawns
Everybody knows a queen and bishop in a row
Help to make opponents sweat
Tiny clergy in their fianchetto
Will find it hard to dodge the threat

They know that bishop's on his way
To pin them to a rook and take them away
And that weakened king is gonna wait
For a pawn and queen in a lobster-pincer mate

Now I'm offering this simple phrase
To players from 300 to 2070
Although it's been played many times, many ways
Don't push f6 or f3

Well done

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Lmfao

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May 11, 2004

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Zwabu posted:



Even though it's an easy win I like that Black's move contains a little trap that a short on time player could fall into.

1. Rxc7 -stalemated- ?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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jesus WEP posted:

i didn't know until today that there's a video of hikaru and scott hansen having a drunken physical fight while yasser talks poo poo and laughs about it with caruana, because yasser is the coolest dude in chess

are you saying you solved the mystery of chessboxing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I kinda like the romanticism of P-QR4 or some such but it’s definitely worse

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I feel like I’ve seen that before, but what is it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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1. Rd7 Qxe6
2. Rgxe7+ Kh8
3. Rh8+ Kg8
4. Rdg7++
:haw:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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jesus WEP posted:

it has been a banner weekend for world champions having meltdowns

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sub Rosa posted:

Best part of this is he had to delete it because the person he retweeted changed their display name to Unionize Tesla

Laffo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Hand Knit posted:

Oh hell yes, I was worried this was dying down.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Charles Ingalls posted:

It’d be really fun to see a JCS analysis ( like they did with prince Andrew and Casey Anthony) of some post-allegation Neumann interviews

What’s this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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uPen posted:

It's not a great sign for them that their methods for catching cheaters are so flimsy that knowing how they do it invalidates the method.

This ain’t it chief

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Polonium buttplug

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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ALAB when

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Zwabu posted:

Even though this puzzle wasn't rated really highly, I like it.

Had to spend a long time looking at it because it hit one of my common blind spots - White looks like they can defend the combination, but there is a critical pin that turns White's defense into smoke and mirrors.

Black to move and win:



I looked at the spoiler, but Ra1+, Kxa1, Qxa7++ because the pawn is pinned?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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:toot:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Bharatrocity posted:



Off to a normal start

What variant is this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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cheetah7071 posted:

The most astonishing engine performance I've heard of is that computers can play Diplomacy at the level of the best humans. Diplomacy is a 7 player free for all where it's almost impossible to accomplish anything alone, so the core game is about convincing other players to help you out, in ordinary language

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.ade9097

holy poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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neaden posted:

it seems like it was a bit of an open secret which makes it hard to see how he was allowed to continue as a coach.

i have extremely bad news about the way these things tend to be handled

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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rollick posted:

I want a board that's the kind of thing you get in books and newspapers and I can't find a good one on any site



Hey uh what the gently caress are those bishops doing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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algebra testes posted:

My favorite chat comment so far is "I could lose this position with black or white no problem"

Thread title

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

bringing my secret weapon to the world championship: a vintage bag of sun chips

Hahaha

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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jesus WEP posted:

half mill phil

e: entirely wrong thread lol

lmfao

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