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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lol@op who doesn't just sprinkle his food with delicious peppercorns that burst with delightful pepper flavor when you crack them open as you eat

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the pepper shoot into my veeeeins

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

gleebster posted:

I know that the grinding of pepper takes a huge portion of my average day. I'm glad someone came up with a better way.

you don't need to grind it dumass just eat the peppercorns whole

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sometimes I just open a jar of peppercorns and start monchin em. Before I know it I've gone through half the drat thing. Just love that spicy POP! When you chomp a big ol 'corn between your front teeth.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I guess if I had $200 to throw away I'd spend it on a real power tool, maybe a nice DeWalt circular saw or oscillating tool.

You zoomers are some real nancies

*Pops some whole tellicherry 'corns in his mouth and proceeds to monch em between his front teeth*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

TheSwizzler posted:

The real deal!
I was a kickstarter backer and while skeptical of it delivering the goods to match the hype. When it finally came in, I was like a little kid on Christmas morning. This is something that your children will be fighting over when you’re gone. I pulled the top off and used a cordless drill to drive it to pepper a roast and really got mass production out of it! I've since gone back and bought another 3 cannons for family members who are also pepper fanatics. Well worth it!

Is this an epic 2012 username post

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pepper grinders cannons are the new lifted oversized trucks with enormous Trump flags for zoomers with miniscule genitals.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

i'm going to kean's on saturday and someone else is gonna pepper my steak for me and that steak is gonna be so good

:gay:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Imagine having to grind your own pepper

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I bet that stuff tastes good n mild/medium on your Traeger brand outdoor WiFi oven.


Also Lol at “Tacticalories”.

We grillin' this weekend or what?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Y’all ever just put the Cannon on max and grind it right into your gaping maw?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's got a rail so you can mount telescopic sights and season your neighbors food from a football field away

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

When I die, turn me into little pellets and fire me out of a Pepper Cannon

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Keep your pepper cannon gimmick.

If you're not using an antique reproduction 1912 crank-driven all metal gear and burring pepper mill to create a superior pepper grind, are you even really peppering your food?

This one will set you back $275 from the Pepper Grindery

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Cheap junk replica, mine is an authentic reproduction

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This pepper will...
Be your last...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Corn Glizzy posted:

Sir that is very clearly coffee

I'mma take the pepper bat and bust yo head til the white meat shows

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I got your pepper cannon right here

*Motions to pepper cannon held in hand at crotch level*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

That would be sick as hell

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What about a tiny pepper cannon that launches whole peppercorns across the house

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nooner posted:

I prefer to mill my pepper as opposed to grinding it

Show me your millstone

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buddy, I already own a salt shotgun

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Just made some eggs at my MIL's house and they just have the little shakers of salt and pepper you have to shake 70 loving times to get any salt or pepper dust out of

Nary a pepper cannon or salt shotgun in sight, smdh

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

We all know you got a knock off because you could never afford an authentic pepper cannon.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth : You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your pepper cannon...

[Zoom in on the side of Duck and Cover's pepper cannon which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their pepper cannons]

Smugworth : And the fact that I've got "Pepper Cannon point five O"...

[Withdraws his pepper cannon and puts it on the table]

Smugworth : Written on the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his pepper cannon, which indeed has "PEPPER CANNON .50" etched on the side]

Smugworth : Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... gently caress off!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Is it made of cast iron?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Thinking to cop a red dot laser for my salt shotgun

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Did we ever get proof D&C actually owned a pepper cannon

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

This pepper cannon has really improved my life.

Having a pepper cannon body pillow is not the same as having a pepper cannon

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

This pepper cannon has really improved my life.



Ultimate Mango posted:

Knock off Pepper Canon Owner spotted.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He posted a bad Photoshop of somebody's ugly shelf with a pepper cannon on it

Just probe him for 10000 hours

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This is the only salt cannon you need

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Found a picture of D&C's "pepper cannon"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Just steal pepper packets from Wendy's

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

the first one is automatic which is an automatic non-starter for a true enthusiast.

Automatics all suck as a rule and grind pepper at a pace appropriate for the arthritic olds they're meant for

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i definitely sometimes wish I had a one handed grinder when seasoning raw meat

Get the meat juice on the grinder what are you gonna do live forever

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

Well where's the video? Hmmm? That's what I thought.

Get his rear end

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Duck and Cover posted:

Hahahaha you think I'd be horny for you? Optimistic.

:iceburn:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

Almost got enough for a peeper cannon I think a few more plasma donations and I’ll have it

Hope you factored in the monthly subscription cost for the PepperMax app, you need it to unlock the pro features

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