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Tempest Prognosticator sounds like a Jaeger that gets wrecked 20 seconds into the fight with a new kaiju.
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keep punching joe posted:NFTs sound dumb but have you also considered that they look like poo poo? But nope, they're the product of culturally void techbros who want an instant return for no effort, so lovely procedurally generated cartoon monkey JPEGs it is!
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Yesterday, the hashtag #ScumMedia was trending on Twitter - it's not, as you'd think, aimed at the awfulness of British newspapers in general, but rather a Trumpish attempt to rouse gammons into unthinking anger against any UK media outlet seen as insufficiently pro-Brexit, pro-Tory and/or pro-Boris Johnson. Since the government is so appalling that even the Heil and Express are criticising it, the very people who make up their target market were attacking them. Eat each other, you fucks. I bring it up because the above kind of bootlicking made up 95% of the comments with the hashtag. "Leave Boris alone!" "Is banging on about something trivial that happened a year ago the only ammo the pathetic lefties in the media have?" "Bring back hanging!" (Okay, I didn't see that last one, but you know it's an underlying belief.)
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Jan 12, 2022 12:59
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Prince Nonce [holds up passport]: Diplometic immunitaaay! Brenda [shooting him]: It hes jest been revoked.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:05
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keep punching joe posted:As long as she's the monarch she is covered by Crown immunity in UK, and Sovereign immunity worldwide.
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Jan 12, 2022 22:19
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"Prince Andrew is having his royal and military titles and affiliations taken away from him. But it's entirely coincidental, he's not a nonce and is in no danger of being found to be one in a court of law!"
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Jan 13, 2022 18:36
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Truss has that Andrea Leadsom air of oblivious stupidity about her, so even though she's already openly positioning herself for a run I'd guess she'll be outmanoeuvred by someone smarter (ie, anyone with a higher IQ than a cardboard box).
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Jan 15, 2022 09:18
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Szmitten posted:Didn't a BBC employee here say that they have access to a secret internal version of the iPlayer that basically has access to every single thing ever broadcast on BBC television and were watching Blackadder and Ghostwatch and whatever the gently caress from the 70s at will? Monetise access to that archive.  Have an iPlayer Unlimited sub to get access to the complete archives, and all the people who complain that "telly's rubbish these days, not like it used to be" can pony up for infinite You Have Been Watching... sitcoms or start EastEnders from scratch.Actually, all those 70s and 80s thrillers that were either released on now out-of-print (and hence silly eBay money) DVDs like Bird Of Prey or The Nightmare Man, or were never put on DVD at all like The Assassination Run, would likely find a market amongst the Olds too. [Looks around shiftily] iPlayer Unlimited would probably come with a default Bergerac 24/7 channel.
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Jan 16, 2022 22:07
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keep punching joe posted:Must suck to be English and only have terrible political parties to vote for.  a while ago after doing one of those blind "which policies do you most agree with" tests, and ending up closest to second the SNP, and first Sinn Fein. I guess the Gaelic surname has deeper roots than I realised. (hosed off that it doesn't get me an Irish passport, though.) But since I live in Bournemouth, I'm doomed to be represented by a particularly lovely little Tory who was Owen Paterson's acolyte.
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I successfully managed to avoid hearing almost everything Trump said during his term by living in Europe (so not having any English-language news) for the better part of two years, and then not having a TV when I came back. Did not miss his stupid, whiny voice in the slightest. Added bonus was not hearing anything Theresa May said as PM either.
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https://twitter.com/badvaccinetakes/status/1484194309188599810?s=21 Funny, I was in Gran Canaria two weeks back where my phone automatically switched to 5G, yet I didn't die and turn into Bill Gates' zombie slave. Must be a Microsoft bug in the chip. Edit: call 105 to report damage to power lines. Or maybe 5G towers. Small Strange Bird fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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The entire concept of the whips would probably collapse if MPs routinely recorded all their "quick words in private". Whip: A quick word in private, if we may? MP: Okay. [Muttered] Hey Siri, start voice recording. Whip: What was that? MP: Nothing. [Whistles]
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Skeletome posted:People who've had Omicron- how long did it take until you felt better? Been about 12 days and I still feel a bit rubbish in the evenings (tired, lethargic, feel a bit of weakness in my limbs, and otherwise just have some sniffles).
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Jan 24, 2022 12:05
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See how well the "it was only for ten minutes" defence works when you break into the grounds of Buckingham Palace with a crossbow.
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Jan 25, 2022 16:16
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fuctifino posted:A Boris loyalist just said this on C4 Still, it is Burns night...
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Jan 25, 2022 22:45
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 Kill them in numbers not even the Luftwaffe could achieve?
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Mebh posted:loving hilarious watching Labour slowly drift into a shitpile in the polls again.
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Jan 28, 2022 09:23
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Unbelievable. By expanding the general belly-crawling theme to include snakes, it covers the manipulative behind-the-scenes shitheads like Mandelson as well.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:41
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Even the news on Greatest Hits Radio while I was picking my son up from school had had enough and pointed out that breaches of lockdown were punishable by fixed penalty notices rather than criminal investigation, so the Met were taking the piss by opening one up at this exact convenient moment. They even interviewed a lawyer who gave the translated legalese of "this is all bullshit".
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Regarde Aduck posted:is it actually skirted yet?
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Anyone know a good site to find out more about Portugal's (newly outright majority, not just coalition) Socialist government? Most places pretty much just say "Huh, Portugal is run by socialists, and they seem to be doing okay. How 'bout that?" Imagine living in a country where "socialist" isn't used as a spittle-flecked insult. Must be nice. (The country's far-right party also gained seats, and their name translates as "Enough!" Gee, they sound an amiable, tolerant lot...)
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