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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

endlessmonotony posted:

Hope is a lie.

and yet it's all we have

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Gonna ignore the main bit and focus on the COP26 poo poo on the right

'My voters agree that we need to do something but they also need cheap methods to heat their homes'

Well that's your loving job isn't it? You're the government, figure it out you loving imbecile. Maybe the government could you know, subsidise things. Maybe nationalise a few resources. Nah nothing can be done we need cheap poo poo lets blow the planet up. It's so clear now that only ultra-capitalism will do. Can't even just go back to mega-capitalism. It has to be utter total profit at the expense of all else including the concept of life.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
Bob page plugs himself into the big computer and now controls all the apes

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Oh god he’s got tiny arms, like the opposite of May’s slenderman form

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Guavanaut posted:

Important tweet if you accidentally clicked on some dumbass hot take merchant and now your youtube recs are full of fash:


my youtube recs are constantly Saveafox and NY wolf conservation center and that's ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4vbmEsg6pQ

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Lord Ludikrous posted:

I’m baffled that some blu rays are still region locked. I thought that poo poo died when HD standards became a thing.

reminder that it was once leaked from some high profile meeting that 'globalisation must not benefit the consumer'.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

thing is we know the spectator is more fash than even the mail or express

the crypto in their crypto-fash has been refined down to a single quanta

you don't really 'take apart' these people unless you mean very literally with a combine harvester. They're just playing games while waiting for society to fall apart to the point where they can stop pretending they're not sadistic ghouls getting ready to murder certain sections of society.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

crispix posted:

maybe the jokes are just a way to flood the idea into the minds of most of the population at once :tinfoil:

everything is an op

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

NotJustANumber99 posted:

lol dont get offended twisto but you are basically the god of bloke down the pub knowledge

you own a tesla

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

stev posted:

At this point I'd happily join and support a Corybn led left wing party. Yeah it'll almost certainly go the way of CUKTIG but it's better than the gently caress all we have now.

Yeah i think it’d be an outlet for some if the frustration to just be able to say i have a party to vote for

I guess being in Wales there is plaid but they are… not good. They mean well, i think, but they could use some political tips from the snp.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
i'm sure it's going to be difficult for any new left wing party. Being leftist is the hard mode of politics already. But I kinda feel people are carefully constructing scenarios where nothing works so why bother and it's kinda coming off like learned helplessness. I agree that the chances of a new party getting anywhere in the next decade are slim but I think it's worth a shot. The status quo is obviously not working for us so why not try something? I think it's easy for people not used to dealing with depression to fall into poisonous thought patterns that they don't readily recognise as bad and this is one of those times. We literally have nothing to lose. Left labour is dead and Starmer is trying his best to rush to the right of the tories. Is there a better time for trying a new thing? To inject a little chaos into british politics?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Comrade Fakename posted:

If a new party is formed, and all the lefties leave for it, what happens? My answer: it does very badly. If it doesn’t crash and burn immediately, it will at least halve the number of socialists in government, and the remaining will slowly lose their seats by attrition, with almost no media coverage, little money, and likely little grassroots enthusiasm after initial excitement turns into limited electoral success. Labour is now completely dominated by the right (this couldn’t have gone more Luke Akehurst’s way if he planned it), and they totally cement every advantage they have. In years to come once the new party has been a disappointment, people will try entryism into Labour again. If they aren’t blocked from getting in at all (likely), and somehow manage to fluke some old lefty hanging on into the leadership again, the ordeal will go even worse than Corbyn’s tenure as there is now even less established left in the Labour Party, and almost no candidates for higher positions because everyone likely is in their early 20s.

We should stay in the party because we need to build that establishment so that when we can strike we have an establishment of our own ready to go. No one thought Corbyn could win in 2015, so the entire thing was worked out on the fly for four years. Unfortunately, the environment for encouraging socialism will only get better in the coming years (unfortunately because it’s due to everything getting worse). Millennials are getting older, and able to take these leadership positions. Leaving the party might be cathartic, but it will achieve nothing. I have no interest in selling newspapers and writing magazines for 20 people.

nah

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

forkboy84 posted:

Right, see, this is the inherent disagreement with between the Burn Labour To The Ground side & the Stay & Reform Labour side & we're talking at cross purposes. Because yes, the SCG & the unions leaving Labour for a new party is a fantasy for several reasons, including that the SCG MPs are more in love with the concept of the Labour Party than they are with actual poor people. But the point that we're making is that it's no more of a fantasy than Labour being in anyway redeemable at this point. Any project of left-wing revival is powered on hope & optimism & a smattering of self-delusion because if you don't have these things you'd give in to despair.

tbh i just think the chaos is useful in itself

our politics is mired and even if there's only a 0.1% chance of something good happening i think it'd still need some good old fashioned chaos to even make those low odds plausible

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

WhatEvil posted:

You're right in some ways, it'll never happen, but neither will achieving socialism through the machinery of the Labour Party. I don't think you get to advocate for that and also throw around terms like "ludicrous fantasy".

Keep giving money to people who hate you I guess.

Good point. Even if a split can't get us socialism, the very least we should be aiming for is destruction of the labour party

no quarter for traitors

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Guavanaut posted:

I started reading that thinking "who on earth would believe that and why?" until I got to the bit where Jesus was Russian and so is Crimea.

Holy Russia nationalism is the mother of many brainworms.

it's so similar to our own national delusion: uncontrollable ego and machismo unbound by physical reality

On one hand the Russian people know they're in a nadir of their culture, just like the UK, and make jokes at their own expense and lean into their own miserable existence as a joke (see all the videos about how hosed up everything is in Russia lol we're all drinking our selves to death). Without much warning this turns into "glorious Russia will grow strong, kneel, kneel Europeans, we're going to tactical nuke you if you don't give us your lunch money and also everywhere that has Russian expats is now technically Russia".

The phenomenon of powerful nations sinking into ruin is a really scary thing to behold and that makes me very worried indeed about America. They're so hosed but they also have 3000+ nukes that they have to somehow keep control of while undergoing societal decay over a huge expanse of land.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
the Davy Crockett was a dumb idea and a sign of the insane normilisation of tactical nuclear weapons but the stuff about it's firing range making it kill its operators was made up. Wikipedia says the blast yield was 20 tonnes of tnt and rads were down to 0.01 rads by 0.25 km from the center of blast

what safety mechanisms it had i don't know so i guess if it missfires or is very inaccurate it could hit the crew?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/FT/status/1480939293380071427

You should all say sorry to me as ever I'm right about everything.

i've been saying everything is an op for a while now but 10% of me was joking and that 10% was happy

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Necrothatcher posted:

Come down and check out out! It's a wonderful city.

oh it's fun but that's because i know i'm going to be leaving at the end of the trip. So it's like 'wow cool museum' and i can ignore the nightmare concrete hellscape.

i don't understand living there but each to their own

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ThomasPaine posted:

Like all capital cities London is an extremely good place to live if you're very rich and an extremely poo poo place to live if you're poor

that tracks tbh

what meager saving I had got wiped out in 2020

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

From where I sit, it really seems extremely likely to me that Boris is now Punished Boris: Sin Eater and that he will be jettisoned just as soon as every single sin of the party is piled on him and him alone. Shouldn't labour be hoping he sticks around? Tories are gonna go up like 25 points the second it's someone boring and moderate seeming at the top. Hell even if it's someone bloodthirsty and insane.

Hell ESPECIALLY if it's someone bloodthirsty and insane

probably but chaos is all we have at this point

if Boris stays we have the status quo and the status quo is really bad. Personally I hope things get worse and worse until something good happens or the country just explodes and sinks and survivors can claim asylum in Ireland.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Why is it strange XR is there?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Nonsense posted:

Get rid of all who betrayed Corbyn.

in vintage story

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

feedmegin posted:

What in the entirety of the history of the far left makes you think there will be a left-wing political party?

if there's left wing people and none of them can form a party that's on them tbh

like if the left wants to call it quits and give up it needs to be made official so we can all just play vidya and watch spiderman

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
*looks at hole in torso caused by large cannonball*

Frickin long covid

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
Liz Truss fucks

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
Milton Keynes is the Sitra Achra of Brighton

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Tesla

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

it's really loving sad how high these two utter simpletons managed to climb in society

goddamn human civilisation is so hosed

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Wizard Master posted:

What are your blokes thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn being barred from joining the New Labour Party

the ira is bad and terrorists and we should rule ireland to control those animals, colonialism was good, my favorite food is a toast sandwich, i actually do eat eels, i don't know what a dentist is, i'm effeminate but also a chav and i steal priceless artifacts for the British Museum

i hate jeremy corbrin because he likes foreigners more than his own people and wants to give houses to murdering terror men

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

they just have to wait it out and they know it

with all the far right stuff they're trying to bring in i expect 88% voting intention by summer

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I know Ronya is wordy and has a big brain full of words for liberal systems of rule but has he ever made his actual ideology clear? I may have missed it but I personally have trouble pinning his ideology down beyond 'realpolitik'.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
is it actually skirted yet?

I was waiting for the piss take censored report to drop before finally giving up on this one

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Once the report drops that redacts any wrong doing the Tories are going to be back in the lead again.

Surely the summary wouldn’t be redacted? Like just a line with no specifics just ‘yeah he’s a poo poo’. If even the ultimate verdict is redacted then that’ll be damning by its nature. Like i understand that everything is corrupt and he was always going to get away with it but this seems a bizarrely clumsy and obviously guilty way of doing it.

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