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Aw drat. The future still sucks. Oh well.
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Jan 1, 2022 07:00
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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:Pizzas came out pretty well! All of them came out edible and not burned to a crisp. Not circular by any means, but tasty. At least, I thought they were tasty; I think my family was expecting New York style, unaware that I was taking the first step on a journey towards the perfect Neapolitan pie. Ingrates Nice pizzas! I like that turning peel. Ours came in yesterday and I was a bit surprised by how big it was. Looks like it will do the job.
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Jan 1, 2022 17:19
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Bird in a Blender posted:I think it’s funny that the OP for last year was permabanned. Uh oh, AA. 
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Jan 1, 2022 19:39
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FizFashizzle posted:remember they used the same CG as harry potter Still prefer the less is more approach with CGI. It’s still amazing how well Jurassic Park looks compared to its sequels.
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Jan 2, 2022 03:21
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Leperflesh posted:Thank you, she's doing much better this evening (managed to eat some oatmeal). The acid reflux is in remission I guess. If nothing else, the end of the second episode introduced me to an 80s song I had never heard before and quite like.
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Jan 2, 2022 05:34
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/daveyalba/status/1477646895849877504 Just waiting for this. 
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Jan 2, 2022 15:43
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The Puppy Bowl posted:It's hard to believe that's so when you consider the astounding stupidity of the average American of the 70s, 80s, and 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rh6qqsmxNs
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Jan 2, 2022 16:26
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Bird in a Blender posted:There is some real movie set snow going on in Chicago right now. Just this very gentle, dry snow while still being bright out, and no wind. Started my early morning walk this morning and it was 70. By the time I came back home the cold front was coming through and it was already 57. I'm ready for some cooler weather in winter.
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Jan 2, 2022 17:53
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D-LINK posted:She said yes, my brother. Turns out she's been impatiently waiting for me ask bc some snitch in my family blew up my spot Congrats man!
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Jan 3, 2022 04:41
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Crescent Wrench posted:Man we have a lot of teetotalers in this thread. Punky Brewster and Just Say No had a powerful effect.
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Jan 4, 2022 01:46
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Rectal Placenta posted:Smh, forgetting the harrowing tale of the caffeine pill scourge at Bayside High School Dango Bango posted:"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm...so...SCARED!!" They slipped in a new reference to this in season 2 of the new Saved By The Bell.
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Jan 4, 2022 02:45
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This was 2 minutes well spent. https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/1478145149808963586?s=20
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Jan 4, 2022 03:21
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Intruder posted:https://twitter.com/KumarsSalehi/status/1478498835777220608 Nuking the snow would melt it quickly and the nuclear blast would also clear traffic from the road. Hmm. 
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Jan 5, 2022 02:23
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Bird in a Blender posted:I think you're just faking COVID to play video games! If you have time to lean you have time to clean. Get well soon y’all.
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Jan 5, 2022 21:34
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That’s the point. We got COVID.
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Jan 5, 2022 21:42
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FizFashizzle posted:Lmao I’ve lost over 25 pounds in the last year. Don’t worry, I found them.
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Jan 6, 2022 18:09
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seiferguy posted:https://twitter.com/jtoonkel/status/1479109466851184643?t=nS6qn364z1ywKbPlo1Zv4g&s=19 Dammit, I hope they don’t mess it up.
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Jan 6, 2022 18:09
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General Dog posted:In heaven we'll all be shareholders I don’t think that’s heaven.
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Jan 6, 2022 21:25
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Bird in a Blender posted:drat, SB getting dragged. Sometimes the best thing a husband can do is to shut his mouth. 
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Jan 9, 2022 21:37
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GD_American posted:If I submitted a script today, what's the lead time in getting a big budget Hollywood movie made where our complete indifference to the virus ends with the Omega variant being the 100% deadly end of world one that we had years to prepare for with effective real-world countermeasures? They already redid Planet of the Apes, sorry.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:58
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Joey Freshwater posted:Hello Kittori Hanzo This is an excellent joke.
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Jan 12, 2022 03:56
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The Glumslinger posted:
That reminds me, it’s lunchtime and I’m hungry.
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Jan 14, 2022 18:33
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No Butt Stuff posted:Just go see a hair loss doctor. They’ll give you finasteride and/or minoxidil and the loss will at least stop if not reverse some. What Would Drew Brees Use?
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Jan 15, 2022 20:35
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I guess so. To me it's hard for obnoxious northern snow snobiness to register in the wake of "What?!? You want us to give everybody Covid tests? Might as well give out free ice cream and blowjobs while we're at it." If Bernie Sanders let a similar comment slip it would be easy to chalk it up as a rare thoughtless moment. Seems like the context of Jen Psaki is doing the heavy lifting on this outrage. I will vote for the candidate that offers free ice cream and blowjobs.
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Jan 17, 2022 20:21
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There's a series of books on Amazon called the Middle Falls Time Travel books (https://www.amazon.com/Unusual-Second-Life-Thomas-Weaver-ebook/dp/B01J8FBONO). It's sort of like this, although with no 10 million dollars. People live their lives over and over, sometimes getting rich, sometimes getting famous, usually screwing up things. Give me the 10 million every day. Even when you think you know what will happen, just see what happened to the guys in Hot Tub Time Machine. Things go tits up y'all.
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Jan 17, 2022 23:40
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Here's a question: what if you had to do both or neither? Meaning, you'd get the 10 million at whatever age you are now, but you'd have to relieve your life all over again before you get it. I'd still say nope for going back in time.
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Jan 18, 2022 00:38
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BigPaddy posted:Social Media. Control it make it less poo poo. Oh poo poo, I could go back in time and RULE on the Prodigy boards. Muahahahahhaa
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Jan 18, 2022 01:34
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Bird in a Blender posted:Considering I was born in 81, I could easily wait until I was in high school to drop a bunch of knowledge and still be decades ahead of technology at the time. To what effect though? I could go back to 1984 and say "hey Apple you're gonna make an iPhone" but I have no idea how they do it. Maybe say something about graphene or CRISPR? Hey Larry and Sergei, you need to make a search engine that prioritizes links that are on other pages, and hey, you need to charge people for specific words that are searched. Maybe just go back in time and register all the URLs that will get used. Sorry, there's no Facebook anymore but Yearbook is full of crap.
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Jan 18, 2022 02:08
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Its Rinaldo posted:Is it that time of year already? Until March 1st, yes. We had one last week, and Braks just made this one today. Very drat good. She found a savory boudin filled, étouffée topped king cake for sale on Facebook. As much as I like boudin and étouffée, that just sounds wrong.
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Jan 18, 2022 02:51
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Is Moon Knight Marvel Batman?
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Jan 18, 2022 03:57
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Intruder posted:In news that isn't the offsite helldump harassing timby What’s her email address?
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Jan 18, 2022 22:08
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fartknocker posted:You got fucktheCowboys? That’s why I had to settle for FuckTheDallasCowboys. Pssh I got the best one. 
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Jan 18, 2022 22:13
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fartknocker posted:I finally got an Xbox Series X I’m enjoying mine too, but I’ve spent the last couple of days setting up Retroarch on it. So far it’s been a great emulation machine.
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Jan 18, 2022 22:45
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fartknocker posted:I may need to look into this, since that is very intriguing. Supposedly there is a way to do it in retail mode without using dev mode, but I already set it up in dev mode and other people have said that possibly using the retail method may get your Xbox banned, but hell if I know. I will say for convenience sake it’s nice having everything all set up on one console and ready to go with four wireless controllers. I totally see why people buy the $299 Xbox version strictly for emulation purposes and have Xbox gaming on the side. I have a MISTer and that works great but this is sufficient for me too.
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Jan 18, 2022 23:00
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Are we going to have to rescue Matt Damon AGAIN??
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Jan 18, 2022 23:07
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Well hell, lump me in with with the chat thread Covid Crew. One of my kids got it, now I have it, but I must be asymptomatic because I feel fine. This is why I wanted to stay home this week and work from home so I didn't potentially pass this crap around and now I'm glad I did.
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Jan 22, 2022 05:04
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Intruder posted:ugh. somehow someway I've still dodged the bullet even though one of my kids got it but the other never tested positive either Thanks. Considering Braks sleeps in the same bed and same room, I have no idea how she didn't test positive either but  .
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Jan 22, 2022 05:11
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I just like how everyone is just basically ignoring the dick in the toaster oven and whistling through.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:That was what I was told when I asked why someone with a penis would that but who knows. It may have been a dumb thing his pseudo-frat had him to for lolz or he may have wanted the sweet caresses of burning searing metal. Compared to his food crimes, OTT obessession with making sure he didn't come off as poor to his rich friends, love of the IDF, and constantly telling me my taste was terrible and everything I liked was poo poo the toaster dicking was just funny. My guess is he wanted to tan it and didn't want to pay the tanning bed fees.
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