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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Smugworth posted:

Dude
They have a website
https://www.kmart.com/

lmao

people dream of moving to NYC for all types of reasons but i want to regularly visit K-Mart in the Bronx

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Cannibal Llama posted:

The arrow pointing from the A to the Z in the Amazon logo is meant to represent that Amazon has "everything from a to z ".

hosed up...yet true.
Wait till your hear about FedEx.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

zedprime posted:

Wait till your hear about FedEx.

The word "Toyota" can be spelled tracing parts of their seemingly-unrelated logo.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The word "Toyota" can be spelled tracing parts of their seemingly-unrelated logo.

as far as facts go.....i just came

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Mozart wrote a piece called "Lick Me in My rear end".




No joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch. I've read that Mozart was really into bathroom humor, so he probably would have fit in quite well on GBS.

Xaranthius
Nov 27, 2002

Grimey Drawer
Walking is just controlled falling.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


the average person eats 83 spiders in their sleep every week

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Babe Ruth was actually a bunch of discarded ham scraps and car batteries in a burlap sack.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Mozart wrote a piece called "Lick Me in My rear end".




No joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch. I've read that Mozart was really into bathroom humor, so he probably would have fit in quite well on GBS.

Lmao

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Mozart wrote a piece called "Lick Me in My rear end".

No joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch. I've read that Mozart was really into bathroom humor, so he probably would have fit in quite well on GBS.

'The publisher changed the title and lyrics of this canon to the more acceptable "Laßt froh uns sein" ("Let us be glad!").'

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Greenland is farther north than Iceland.
It is also farther south.
It is also farther west.
It is also farther east.

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Humans generally have huge testes relative to the rest of the primates, considering size relative to the rest of the body

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Genesplicer posted:

Greenland is farther north than Iceland.
It is also farther south.
It is also farther west.
It is also farther east.


Give it a few years on the east part.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
The alphabet has only been invented once, in bronze age Sinai, all others are derived from or inspired by that one invention. By contrast, logographic scripts and syllabaries have been invented many times independently.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Xaranthius posted:

Walking is just controlled falling.

To get into orbit you just need to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
The quantum eraser experiment shows that matter behaves as particles as long as there is a "probability" of being detected. If you record a detection, then destroy the recording, the matter goes back to acting like a wave.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
When no one is looking particles change the channel to Cinemax.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Birds are real.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Time isn't real

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

Margaret Thatcher invented soft serve ice cream...

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lowtax got banned before i did, but ultimately went out on funnier terms than i would have

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
You drive on a parkway but you can't poo poo on my driveway

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Your face is covered in skin mites that burrow and hide in your follicles.

Demodex, baby.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Captain Splendid posted:

Your face is covered in skin mites that burrow and hide in your follicles.

Demodex, baby.
Look, it's time to be honest. That's just true regarding your face. The rest of us decided to act like it was a universal truth so you wouldn't be embarrassed, but honestly you should have put two and two together by this point.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Genesplicer posted:

Greenland is farther north than Iceland.
It is also farther south.
It is also farther west.
It is also farther east.



What the gently caress.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sigher posted:

What the gently caress.

Lol it's just a genesplicer way of saying "Greenland bigger than Iceland"

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mooey Cow posted:

The alphabet has only been invented once, in bronze age Sinai, all others are derived from or inspired by that one invention. By contrast, logographic scripts and syllabaries have been invented many times independently.

The Caucusus would like a word.

E: Tolkein too I guess. Was going to also mention runes but apparently they derive from Latins predecessor which is pretty cool.

Also, afaik the global alphabet family (for lack of a better term) ultimately derived from logographic hieroglyphics.

Benny Harvey fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Jan 14, 2022

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
It's one thing to invent a "new" alphabet once you already live in or near a culture that has used alphabets for thousands of years. It's another thing to come up with a phonetic script when everyone else are using scripts where each symbol is either a word or a pronouncable part of a word.

thelizzerd
Nov 12, 2021
Ice cream was invented before the first mechanical refrigerator.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

things are frequently faster than light

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Only if you can throw with force and accuracy.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Peggy Edson posted:

Lol it's just a genesplicer way of saying "Greenland bigger than Iceland"

The continental United States is larger than Hawaii, but does not meet all four criteria. :colbert:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Mozart wrote a piece called "Lick Me in My rear end".




No joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch. I've read that Mozart was really into bathroom humor, so he probably would have fit in quite well on GBS.

and Jack White and ICP covered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzjVL5tFn0

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Worf posted:

things are frequently faster than light

Things like what?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

YeahTubaMike posted:

Things like what?

Light on Red Bull

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
double light. dark light. you know. stuff.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

YeahTubaMike posted:

Things like what?

Ernest delivering presents.

Duh.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Wizard Master posted:

-France executed their last person by guillotine the same year Star Wars: A New Hope came out.

This is a weird way to say it cause I don't know whether this means 1977 or 1981.

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

YeahTubaMike posted:

Things like what?

a very fast car or cheetahs

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