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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Rube Tuesday's.

All the dishes are cooked and served by means of complex machinery.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Pooters

Hot girls walk around pantsless in crop tops and fart on your food. :fart:

The good restaurant ideas thread is that-a-way.





This one cracked me up more than anything else in this thread.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Nooner posted:

Wait ... gently caress


HAS ANYONE SAID DOOBIES DOG HOUSE YET???

I'm going to open up a competing restaurant, Doobies House of Dogs, right across the street.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Chinatown posted:

a free steakhouse but you have to take a kick directly in the dick + balls every 5 minutes

What about Soup To Nuts.

Your meal could be free but you have to let them dump a bowl of scalding hot soup on your crotch.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Cumtown: A restaurant where all the dishes are from those semen cookbooks. You can BYOS but there's a fee.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Wholesalers.

A restaurant that doesn't hide the fact that all their food is just frozen/pre-made/pre-cooked and come from wholesale clubs like Sam's or Costcos.

I imagine the menu would be very similar to Welcome to The Midwest.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bonzo posted:

Cold Slaw Creamery

Not gonna lie, I'd be down for a place that had different types of fresh cole slaw.

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