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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

like, i wouldn't be shocked if huma abedin was her girlfriend and anthony weiner was just the beard

that'd be a lot more recognizably human so i don't think it likely.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's not nearly embarrassing enough to be a real tyson tweet

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
poo poo, suddenly i really wish i'd learned an instrument

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

lumpentroll posted:

we all will :)

i don't think there's any choice involved at this point

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
cops are too arrogant and stupid to wear masks so they die of covid a lot, which is good. unfortunately they also spread covid a lot to non-cops a.k.a. humans, which is bad.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when i was in college a girl in my class was of the opinion that someone should call cps on them.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

On... Omelas?

yes. this was like 20 years ago, but it was very memorable.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

now i believe that havana syndrome is real. drat them.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
teens are animals. if they used litter boxes they'd move up a step to become domesticated animals.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the gorilla channel might not be real, but it is also completely real. more real than any of us, actually.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Even if you survive it’s not the kind of thing you ever really heal up from

there was a gbs poster who got drunk and tried to kill himself by setting himself on fire. he looked like beef jerky.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Iridium posted:

Err, sort of. He eventually backed down in the video from that link, esp after their crowdfunding platform pulled the plug. He still believes there's value in the publishing of the account, it seems, and sees value in one guy's specific account of his own actions but positioned as a sort of record of events he somehow believes is/can be sterilized from the political influence of the fighting.

"i'm sorry you're mad"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
obviously bezos should get the rotten egg treatment every time he sticks his weird loving head out in public.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm glad i don't live in nyc so i can sit back and enjoy the show

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Jul 1, 2007

duomo posted:

the mayor doesn't either

much like myself, eric adams will never have to face consequences for the actions of eric adams

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dunno, eating a live monkey's brain with a spoon is doubtless a popular pastime in dc. it probably goes in and out of style periodically, though.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mf'ers here acting like 13 year olds who just discovered internet porn.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
drat, riddler must have an erection to hide.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yikes. the wasbappin of body dysmorphia.

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Jul 1, 2007
they are lame as hell, yes. but at least they are harmless compared to most other nerd communities.

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Jul 1, 2007
yeah, punitive toilets automatically inspire punitive defecation.

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Jul 1, 2007
clifford eats homeless people

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Jul 1, 2007

Delthalaz posted:

Xeni Jardin rules and is absolutely table chewingly insane. I want to do drugs with her

she'd call the cops on you

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
reading nothing is healthier than endlessly re-reading harry potter.

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Jul 1, 2007
ukrainians are only white until they become refugees. that's looking like a very short interval rn.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Zokari posted:

how thoroughly do you have to break a cat's soul for them to tolerate this

cats love wearing clothes. sometimes they cannot contain their joy and unknowingly lash out, is all.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that one is fake, but there are actually weirdos streaming into ukraine hoping to kill people. the rest of the world has finally caught up with caro

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's always really funny when american politicians say anything at all about assassination. drone strikes are so normalized that they don't ever realize the contradiction.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

lindsay graham is going to wake up with a severed horse head in his bed lol

or as he calls it, "date night"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i always knew that tiny train world was real

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the point of the electronic cooler doors is to sell electronic cooler doors. no one involved actually believes they are an improvement over glass.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

hoot and holler, obviously

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you have high enough paragon and renegade scores you can instead get him to join your party.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
:nws:

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Jul 1, 2007
wow, what a great chart. she has specific accomplishments and other people do not have the same accomplishments.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
drat, i got hacked and now all my prayers belong to someone else!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
how the gently caress do you think they got to ukraine? did they go from their rural villages to ukraine on foot, carefully avoiding any paved roads?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wild wild west suits him much better, really.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nah, they mentioned russians so the polite, respectable thing to do is howl for blood and demand nuclear war.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

well. i don't much care for that at all.

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