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The internet as a whole is what ruined all of that anyway, and while I'm completely in favor of permanently destroying the internet and banning all computers of any kind I don't see that happening.
Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:43 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Netflix is constantly telling me to rate things and I hate it. I was a call center agent when this happened, and it did, uh, not get a positive response from customers at large when it was implemented, fwiw
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 12:43 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'm sorry you had to go through that. On the other hand, people were begging for a "play random whatever" feature, and when it was implemented it turned out just as horrible as I thought it would. Kids show, fireplace, kids show, insanely violent horror movie, sitcom, why would people want this
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 18:45 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Does Seinfeld look like total poo poo on Netflix for anyone else? It’s not the actual streaming quality, because I can stream other stuff in HD and 4K just fine. I don’t know if it’s the way they upscaled it or what, but it’s just constantly artifacting, especially on skin tones and anything warm. The biggest thing I noticed was the camera man's inability to focus the camera in Jerry's apartment. The plus side is that you get to check out all his cereal and the stuff on his desk. There's a Magic: The Gathering box back there in at least one episode
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 16:01 |
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I finally watched Don't Look Up, it was really good. I wonder if people who didn't like it felt like it was a scold, or were frustrated that whichever character didn't perfectly line up with whichever political figure they thought they were meant to represent. "You're going to be eaten by a 'bronteroc.' We don't know what it means!" made me laugh every time I thought of it for the next day, and had a perfect payoff. 0/10 too realistic
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 01:44 |
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The Suicide Squad is mostly bad, but there's a part in the middle where it becomes a Doctor Who episode for twenty or thirty minutes, complete with Doctor Who.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 19:54 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:So you're saying it gets worse I hate Doctor Who too so I just sort of recognized that it happened, I can't help but like Peter Capaldi though
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 20:50 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:I watched Doctor Who from Eccleston to the middle if Capaldi's run before I realized it sucked. I have no excuse. It was the first British show I ever watched, so I guess I thought it was supposed to be lovely. I've seen pretty much all of it, I live with a die hard fan but I won't be stockholmed e I haven't watched Peacemaker yet, but I hate him so much from the movie I'm not sure how much fun I'll have watching it
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 03:53 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:
To me the biggest disappointment was not finding a better payoff for the Labor Day thing they set up. It turns out to be a boat? She looks like she's going to cry when she brings it up a season or two earlier and it's a boat??
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 14:32 |
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Nihonniboku posted:It's the exact same joke that they made about Rocket Raccoon in GotG and Avengers. And this is why I think Encanto sucks. I also hate the songs, but I know I'm the only person on earth who does so I won't defend that hill too vigorously.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 15:48 |
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Nihonniboku posted:The first two episodes of Raised by Wolves season 2 are up on HBO Max. I wonder if this will be an easy rewatch since it's just the one season or an extremely difficult rewatch because it's Raised by Wolves. e I think Jeff Goldblum provided his own wardrobe for Search Party and The World According to Jeff Goldblum Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Feb 4, 2022 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 05:24 |
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kazil posted:Wasn't Tinder Swindler in that marvel movie with Benadryl Cabbagepatch? That was doctor strangelove
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 22:42 |
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Ghosted on Hulu is bad. I like Craig Robinson and Adam Scott, and there's a few points where you can see how it could have been a fun show, but it's not looking very functional after 3 episodes.
Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Feb 20, 2022 |
# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 03:19 |
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SunshineDanceParty posted:It was a Fox show four years ago. It's long dead. Oh, I only just noticed it on my Hulu, nice work me
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 20:22 |
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It seems like they had a bunch of ideas for action scenes left over from Ready Player One and couldn't figure out a believable setting for the action scenes they wanted to use, so they made Free Guy. There's some individual parts that are fun in a vacuum and even some neat ideas, but they don't connect very well. It's like a movie version of an internet meme.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 16:09 |
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 16:57 |
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Undying with anticipation https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1496940658661244938?t=8KvZQ5DqwQIzeet38sAdKg&s=19 E he was originally taking about Wellington Paranormal https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1496939954794020867?t=XNurWRjb0nQkP0H80UbRkQ&s=19
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 17:06 |
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feedmyleg posted:HBO Max doesn't have Tales from the Crypt or Witch Hunt so what's the fuckin point I asked about that a while ago, apparently you have to go to YouTube for Tales From the Crypt because of copyright hell
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 15:53 |
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live with fruit posted:Was that before or after he got buff? During? His thing just hadn't been played out for twenty years at that point, so he was the most memorable part. I loved that movie when I was in high school, I knew it wasn't great but it reminded me of the job I was working, right down to the parking lot of the restaurant.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 05:36 |
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Chas McGill posted:It didn't deliver on its promise. I thought it looked and sounded good without ever being particularly scary or intriguing. It had some really cool high points, but then it really went off course towards the end, and then the last shot of the finale removed any interest I had in watching it again.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 00:14 |
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When I worked at Netflix I eventually just started telling people with Smart TVs and Chromecasts to buy a basic Roku. I got a lot of calls over Smart TVs, and Chromecasts were just too complicated for some people. Please always connect your streaming device directly to your modem or router via Ethernet wire.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 19:41 |
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There's a Japanese show on Netflix called Old Enough where kids run errands by themselves while a narrator makes fun of them.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 05:52 |
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It's constructed to funnel people to new stuff while obfuscating the amount of content actually available
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 04:17 |
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mystes posted:Does that actually make sense though? There's still a recommendation system, the line when I worked at customer service was that rating stuff does change what you're presented with. I know it works on Hulu at least, after a week or two of watching The X-Files I'm being bombarded with 90s nostalgia shows. e and I guess sending new stuff to people would help determine whether original content survives or it's worth renewing licensing for shows
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 13:00 |
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Somebody should start a streaming network with the blockbuster name and logo, it could still work e oops, they consigned themselves to dish network purgatory forever, never mind
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 12:40 |
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Lastdancer posted:Pentaverate is insanely stupid and I love it It certainly swings for the fence. It's not as bad as Barb and Starr.
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 16:44 |
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precision posted:that's a shame, because Barb and Starr owns Except for the talking club scene, it completely missed me.
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 18:42 |
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The Modern Leper posted:So I Married an Axe Murderer extended universe, actually. Dammit this makes the show so much better, it was his passion project
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 03:54 |
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I hate Amazon, the interface on the PS4 sucks and is packed with ads and things to trick you into spending money. Only barely related: I searched my home video app on my PS4 for a movie, it didn't come up, but then it did come up when I searched while actually in the HBOMax app; something to keep in mind if you don't find something right away in other apps and searching your device's home screen doesn't help.
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# ¿ May 14, 2022 23:53 |
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Signs was not good. In a surprise Shyamalon-esque twist, his best movie was Unbreakable.
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 05:00 |
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After watching a few episodes of The Closer, I've decided the chief detective is a complete villain and crime is good.
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 18:30 |
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Parakeet vs. Phone posted:I don't want to act like the show ever went ACAB, since it was a TNT procedural, but for what it's worth they kind of acknowledge that Sedgewick's character is a pretty iffy person at best and the satisfying victories in the show only come when she's unleashed on worse people. I didn't watch many of the early episodes, but by the end they have some plot points in play to that effect. Timby posted:The last two seasons are pretty much entirely about how her history of being terrible lands her in extremely hot water. I joined someone else watching near the beginning of season 5, and she is all about threatening people with the death penalty and covering up police misconduct. My favorite moment so far is probably her taking a nurse call button away from someone in a hospital bed so she could interrogate them without their lawyer. Then they'll bookend the episode with her being sad about her cat. I don't know, it's just a show, but as I get older and the news gets more horrifying the more I recognize as awful in cop shows. Parts of it are exciting at least, and if you like the cop parts of Law and Order more than the court parts it's probably good. Does Major Crimes end up being better? Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 03:59 on May 20, 2022 |
# ¿ May 20, 2022 03:57 |
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Finished rewatching Party Down on Hulu for the second or third time. What a perfect little joy of a show. Half hour episodes, a meta story contained in a way that it works as the background for the whole thing, and just two seasons to avoid the slump in quality that starts to happen to almost any series longer than that. I don't want a third season, I just wish there were more shows like it.
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 19:28 |
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Edward Mass posted:There's going to be a third season - they finished filming it in March. Ok well I didn't specifically say I'd be mad if there was a third season... e What We Do in the Shadows though, work all those people until they're dead, I want as many seasons as Gray's Anatomy
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 06:36 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:Finally we can get more That’s My Bush! thanks trump network! One of these days Laura, I'm gonna punch you in the face
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 01:40 |
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Darkplace is on Prime It's an 80s horror series set in a hospital, presented with commentary by the highly respected author who wrote it and the hotshot producer who brought it all together. Maybe Matt Berry's best, but I can't find a place to watch Toast of London.
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 02:42 |
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Darkplace is not a comedy, it's terrifying and the network couldn't handle it
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 12:45 |
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I know it's old news, but I'm watching Love, Death & Robots. It's ridiculously violent at times, but the shorts overall range from at least passable to excellent. The animation in some of them is impressive; I didn't even realize "The Secret War" was CG until a few minutes in.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 04:41 |
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Truth Seekers on Prime is an accurate depiction of what it's like to be a cable guy and hunt ghosts at the same time. It's the rare horror/comedy that's actually funny and actually scary(ish), plus it has Malcom McDowell and grown up cinematography to boot. I was hooked when they referenced Toynbee, but there's also numbers stations, witchcraft, and cosplay.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 02:48 |
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I've been dreaming again for the first time in a while as a consequence of smoking less weed, and literally every dream I've had has been about or in some way involved Severance.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 12:41 |