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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
Would you like to see a :qq: about landlords in the Telegraph

Landlords hit with £15,000 bills in 'levelling up' plans
Michael Gove threatens to strike off rogue landlords

quote:

Hundreds of thousands of landlords face bills of £15,000 as housing secretary Michael Gove cracks down on poor-quality rental homes.

The Government will introduce a new minimum standard that will push landlords to upgrade an estimated 800,000 rental properties.

Max Armstrong, of North East Property Investment, a buy-to-let specialist, said the cost of bringing a three-bedroom house up to scratch would be £12,000 to £15,000. Additional costs could be added by the supply chain crisis and rising materials and labour costs. “Three years ago this would cost 25pc less,” he said. :qq:

The legislation will be announced as part of Mr Gove’s "levelling up" agenda – which focuses on improving poorer parts of Britain – due to be unveiled today. The minister also plans to introduce a register for anyone wishing to let out property – with rogue landlords being struck off – while also giving tenants new rights for redress.

[...]

Chris Norris, of the National Residential Landlords Association, a trade body, estimated costs would be between £10,000 to £15,000 for an extremely substandard home.

However, he described the Decent Homes Standard – which measures to what extent a home meets a “reasonable state of repair” – as arbitrary and subjective. "I would be very concerned if the social housing measures are applied to private rentals. It would be counterintuitive." :qq:

Mr Armstrong added: "Everything is pre-faced with 'to a reasonable level' and it is just a get out clause." :qq:

The additional burden on landlords (:qq:) comes while they are also being forced into £10,000 eco-upgrades to meet the Government’s Energy Performance Certificate targets. Experts have warned more will sell up adding to the rental sector's severe shortage of homes that has pushed up rents. (this is bad for renters too!! promise!!!)

Dominic Agace, of Winkworth estate agents, said landlords should be incentivised to improve properties rather than threatened. “A register will increase the burden on landlords – which will be self-defeating as they will sell up, increase the shortage of homes, and rents will rise," he added.

Ros Beck, 56, a landlord with multiple properties in Wales, said: "This is bound to make many want to sell, but will anybody buy? It’s a nightmare for those affected, stuck between a rock and a hard place." :qq::qq::qq:

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Imagine saying "any demand to make homes better than 'extremely substandard' is bad for renters"

Imagine saying that

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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mrpwase posted:

What's the most cost efficient way to stay warm? If i boil a kettle to make a cuppa or something does that use more energy than turning the heating on?

Probably a lot more efficient to heat yourself from the inside with a cuppa, yes (rather than heating all the air in your house) - but also, gas is generally far cheaper than electricity, so it be better to boil water on the gas stove (but there's also a lot of waste heat from that so I couldn't be certain)

gently caress it I might just take some measurements tonight, I'm all curious.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

Liz sent the first shitpost in 1976



I like to imagine that that's an early computer mouse in the bottom right corner :3:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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If the queen died a day before the jubilee they would 100% cover it up and go ahead with the celebration. The question is, how many days before the jubilee is this practical

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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ThomasPaine posted:

Maplin seemed aright when I went in a few years back, I wonder how they went out of business while lovely companies like curry's are still going. Who's going to bloody curry's in 2022?

Me, but because the ONS covid survey is continuing to shower me with vouchers :colbert:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Build Back Bercow

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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What a great time to revisit this classic

My son’s tattoo hurt me deeply
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo

quote:

So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig carcass.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Some of the finest merging of topic and page number nonsense in a long time :golfclap:

:golfclap: indeed. You gotta respect a topic/pagenumber crossover

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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People with tattoos are cool and awesome and also sexy


However I would like to declare a conflict of interest related to this post,

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Angrymog posted:

I don't think that BLUE HADES is that interested in invading, more keeping us out of the oceans.

Well I say good luck with that! *flushes toilet smugly*

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I'm terminally online and have a physics degree and I barely understand what crypto is

A couple of threads ago we were talking about the surprisingly large number of adults that can't even use negative numbers, what loving chance do they have

It is a Very Leftist position to use legislation to protect the financially illiterate from pyramid schemes

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Julio Cruz posted:

this needs a Galaxy O'Brain Warning

e: hmm did I accidentally switch off Youtube thumbnails somehow?

ee: no it should still be showing according to my settings, anyone else having a similar issue?

Didn't work for me either. I think the poster can disable it

... if they're EVIL

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I only abandon a post when I realise it's an incredibly poo poo joke instead of my usual very bad joke.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Is this when your teeth go all multi coloured in the light

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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sack my joke Dick

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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kecske posted:

this phrase along with the cry-laughing emoji make me inexplicably angry. maybe I have terminal twitter poisoning

Same. Where does "take the L" come from anyway, please tell me so I can hate it at the source

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Picard was right

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Reveilled posted:

If there's one word I wish I could ban from the media it would be "destroyed". I have come to utterly detest that word. Like, the gold standard for "destroyed" would be "senator, you're no Jack Kennedy", and nothing I've seen the word "Destroyed" attached to in the last 10 years even rises close to that level.

WATCH: Reveilled DESTROYS the Word "Destroyed" (VIDEO)

Lmao I didn't bother reading any further posts because I was in too much of a rush to make the obvious joke

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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ThomasPaine posted:

Imagine being a literal Labour Party MP and being against strikes lmfao.

I know it's hardly a cutting point to make in 2022, but you do wonder what party these people think they're part of.

Strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are ongoing

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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More immigrants means more money?

Conservative ideology: Well, I guess I hate money now

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Are labour's finances so bad they couldn't afford a new sign?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I like to imagine she slipped each component of the cheeseburger through the letterbox one at a time, it all landing in a useless pile on the carpet

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's scabbing only if you do anything that facilitates the work being done by someone else in the building, like picking up documents they've accidentally dropped, holding a door open for them, or saying hello (which risks putting them in a good and therfore productive mood)

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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ThomasPaine posted:

The more dots, the more dread

Is that so................................................

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:


And that wretched 'care' thing on facebook. I rarely use the heart one and I think I've used the care one twice. But if I post a humorous (IMHO) cat video or whatever, people put the care thing. I just use the like and laugh signs 99.999% of the time.

What's the care thing

Is it this 🤗

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I like that you've circled a third shoe as though part of the controversy is that he has yet another leg

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Tesseraction posted:

COMRADES, THE RED WIND IS UPON US

oh it's just destroying poo poo and making people miserable?

Yep, pretty typical for a red wind

In weather news there's also some powerful gusts coming

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Leave the books outside and they'll be returned for you

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:

My bin just got emptied and now I'm debating whether to put a couple of bricks in it or if that's asking for more trouble.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Well if you're not going to snipe the page I guess I will from all the way down here

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Rustybear posted:

do you really want to live in fear of hot pans, live current and motorway traffic?

If we just give up touching live cables, the electricity wins

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I imagine what it must be like in the right side window seats, seeing the runway come at you like that :stare:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Haha the latest plane just abandoned the landing and tucked its gear back in

Must be pretty loving scary for the passengers on the next go around

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Each subsequent plane filmed by the stream seems to be angled slightly more away from the camera than the previous one

In a couple of hours they'll be landing 90 degrees sideways at this rate

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Someone is, somehow, rollerskating down the street :stare:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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More like Badley Freebad!!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Immigrants should INTEGRATE and LEARN THE LANGUAGE

No I don't mean us I mean them!

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I just arrived in Leiden yesterday and was quite amused this morning when my wife and friend were served hot water in an IKEA tumbler with a teabag on the side

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