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Dec 10, 2011

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

^^^ Could anyone, for instance, do it on their bus ride back then?

It's pretty obvious that you can do it from your Tesla, because reading your posting ITT is like watching a car crash.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Already gone. What was it?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Depends where the posties got the edibles from, doesn't it?

E: responding to Trickjaw.

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Dec 10, 2011

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fuctifino posted:

All of the articles state "If he resigns" and "He may announce his resignation", which makes me question if he's actually resigning or considering resigning, or if he's being pushed out?

I think Johnson will resign if it looks like a leadership contest is in the offing, but not if one is actually triggered. It's an ego thing - he'll step down "undefeated" rather than risk being humiliated by a challenge, but if he's forced into a contest then the humiliation would come from running away. This is probably why the Tories are being cagey about sending in their letters; they know that he'll probably win if challenged, certainly if it reaches the membership vote, so they don't want to back the rat into a corner.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Imagine being less socialist than Emmanuel Macron.

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Dec 10, 2011

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

I saw a cartoon around the time of the GFC of a giant robot destroying houses, with a father explaining that it was just the glorious free market doing it's thing and that they should rush out with their wallets to help it get back up when it fell down. I wish I could find it again because really it should be the response to every loving thing that gets said and done in politics for the last 20 years.

Ask in the political cartoons thread, you'll have a copy of it faster than you can say "NFT".

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Dec 10, 2011

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Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/UKIP/status/1487502292202962950
the byelection to replace Amess was held today, given the circumstances no-one fielded a candidate against the Tories apart from UKIP, who have duly come in 4th, behind Spoilt Ballots and 'Jason Pilley of the Psychedelic Movement'.

I'm very interested to see the breakdown of the spoilt ballots, when it's delivered. It's unusual to even have 50 spoilt ballots; for there to be almost 1,100 of them - enough for them to retain their deposit and more than any losing candidate - is extremely unusual.

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Dec 10, 2011

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a pipe smoking dog posted:

Well it was a very unusual by-election. there was no one running to the left of the Tories given the circumstances. I guess at least a 1100 people who would normally vote lab lib or green wanted to show they were engaged politically but didn't like any of the choices.

Put it this way: there are reports that two people wrote messages demanding that Boris resign. If it's all Lib Dems using their franchise to send a message, why report on the two? And if it's more than two, why say it was only two?

Normally spoilt ballots break down into six categories: no official stamp, no mark, more than one mark, voter's intent cannot be deciphered, voter can be identified, and message sent to a candidate. I want to know how many of the 1100 fell into the last category.

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Dec 10, 2011

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happyhippy posted:

Boris is like that guy in Seven.
You know hes a cheeky monkey, but you just want to see how he will torture and kill his next victim.

That's not true at all. John Doe planned more than five minutes ahead. He also hated greedy lawyers, narcissistic people, sex workers and child molesters.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Red Oktober posted:


citation loving needed. How does selling increase the shortage of homes? Unless they're selling to people who were renting of course, which takes it off the market - but doesn't that mean they're homeowners now, which the telegraph likes?

The Telegraph indeed loves homeowners, and the more homes you own the more it loves you. Selling homes to people who intend to live in them increases the shortage of homes that can be rented out. The fewer homes that landlords have to rent out, the more they must charge in rent to maintain their standard of living. That's what they mean: that selling homes is bad for the landlord class because it reduces their asset wealth and stranglehold over the market.

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Dec 10, 2011

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jiggerypokery posted:

Why are energy prices going up?

Loads of energy companies went bust last year, was this because they were capped on how much they were allowed to charge and had to pay way more wholesale? I wasn't paying much attention

Energy prices are in part going up because loads of energy companies went bust last year. 10% of the increase is due to bailing out.

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Dec 10, 2011

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ThomasPaine posted:

Say what you like about Ricky Gervais but if you think the office was bad you're insane

The Office is an observational comedy, but while the accuracy of the observation can't be faulted, what it's observing just isn't amusing. I don't know a single person who liked it.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Julio Cruz posted:

it's a show about a group of horrible people being horrible to each other, I get enough of that in real life without having it take up my leisure time as well

Exactly. But you'll always get some oblivious cretin saying "LOL, everyone's got a David Brent in their office, it's so clever!" without realising that it's a show about a loving terrible place to work and hence their own life is poo poo.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

If every journalist who wrote a full page spread about how they shouldn't be a teacher because they would molest the children or how they enjoy hiding in the bushes near a playground but only ironically got put away there'd be like two journalists left.

Yes, and?

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Dec 10, 2011

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ThomasPaine posted:

The Argentinian claim is purely based on geographical proximity, which doesn't hold much water in itself.

I thought the Argentine claim on the Falklands was based on them getting there first but leaving because there wasn't anything worth settling them for at the time.

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Dec 10, 2011

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^^^ The Prisoner of Zenda was Anthony Hope.

Jippa posted:

There is a archery place about 10 mins from my house that I drive past regularly. It's just some equipment in some guys back garden really. They fly all sorts of flags (eng/sco/wal/cananda/us etc).

Today when I went by they had two massive "don't tread on me" snake flags. Not was I was expecting to see on a monday morning.

They have to use something as targets.

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Dec 10, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Memories of having to uninstall everything else on the computer so i could play unreal tournament at a whopping 600 megabytes.

If you never had to create a custom config.sys file to play a PC game, you're a pubeless nymph. Getting Magic Carpet to run was a trial, let me tell you.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Shyrka posted:

It's not controversial, but like... it already happens?

Rotherham grooming gangs, the trojan horse poo poo?

It's funny because the mob is actually being whipped up against someone powerful for a change.

It's not funny at all. The Tories are rabblerousing scum, but they've always punched down to distract from what they're really doing. Now they feel able to sic the mob on anyone who actually can conceivably oppose them - not that Keir Strasser would, but still. This is how one party states happen.

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Dec 10, 2011

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HopperUK posted:

Yep!

I saw Robocop at my uncles house when I was 7 and it gave me nightmares. Not any of the other gore, just this scene. When he puts the gun down but it won't stop anyway. Still gives me chills.

The scene was actually somewhat different and even more satirical. Kinney was still shot because ED-209 didn't hear the gun drop, but as originally written it didn't hear the gun drop because the carpet in the boardroom was so thick and luxurious that it muffled the noise. When it came to filming it didn't work properly, so the scene was reframed as it being a malfunction. It still works of course, but it no longer carries the undertone of the robot working perfectly but arresting rich people being outside its operational parameters.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

All true. The one thin silver lining I guess is for olds who are downsizing, since the delta between [Big House Price]-[Granny Flat Price] will be bigger and leave them with a larger disposable income

The problem being that most of them aren't downsizing. They're living in their Big House until they have to go into a home, and then their Big House is sold to a landlord to pay the care bills. The people living in the granny flats are young couples who can't afford a real house.

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Dec 10, 2011

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I'm not sure how anyone thinks that this guy burning the techbros makes him sound worse in any way.

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Dec 10, 2011

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mediaphage posted:

is it all tech bros though? a lot of normals see the hype and have (foolishly but that doesn’t really matter) invested and lost a lot of money in schemes like this

There are no "normals" in crypto. It's an MMF pyramid scam, and in such a scam there are only scammers and bagholders. But nobody ever gets involved in a pyramid scheme thinking that they will be the ones left holding the bag. Everyone who loses money in crypto loses it because they wanted to profit at someone else's expense. Have no sympathy for them.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Lungboy posted:

Nah, she's no Penny Mordaunt.

I don't know, Starmer has managed to saw a political party in half and make hundreds of thousands of members disappear in front of the entire nation.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Failed Imagineer posted:

We can bring back the Page 3 Tits now that the cruel whip-hand of Brussels has been withdrawn

The tits can be under 18 too, that’ll appeal to Tory voters!

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Dec 10, 2011

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

The problem with useless idiots like Boris & Truss is that previously the tories would have one or two. They'd be relegated to cushy, do-nothing background jobs while the competent but evil people took the front bench.

Now however we've had a few years of Hancock, Gove, Johnson and Truss getting senior enough positions that it feels like the morons are running the show now. They think they're important enough that they should be up front actually doing things.

Johnson appointing Truss is like Cameron appointing Johnson, just moved a lot further down the IQ scale.

The Tories have been narrowing their gene pool since Cameron took over. Loathe Thatcher or hate her, she was a strong personality and was able to keep most of the wets on side. Cameron was not and could not keep the dries on board in the same way. The result was that nearly all the competent Thatcherites were purged - again, just because you don't like what they did doesn't mean they weren't good at it. The result was a party comprised of the worst dry headbangers that Cameron couldn't control but who didn't have the influence to do anything, and the more spineless wets who had survived Thatcher by not fighting. Cameron ceased to be party leader not when he resigned, but when he called the EU referendum and gave the dries that undue influence. And then the dries got in and purged all the wets that had shown even the least sign of ability or resistance, leaving behind only incompetents on both wings of the party.

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Dec 10, 2011

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bump_fn posted:

who’s hotter russian himbos or ukrainian

You repeat yourself, Comrade.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Comrade Fakename posted:

Not watched the video, but this picture makes me laugh:

https://twitter.com/DoubleDownNews/status/1493155090835849218

Feels like some specific fetishes are being catered to.

Zarah Sultana DESTROYS Dishi Rishi with enormous socialist dick!

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Dec 10, 2011

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

We've done little else since 2016, but thankfully seem to have forgotten the password to the Tridents.

It's the phone number to the White House.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Mebh posted:

To top it all off I got the RHI gardening guide for Christmas. It had a great section on horse manure being an amazing fertiliser to use in feb. This morning in a gale... My greenhouse blew down and disintegrated.

This created what can only be described as a manure tornado in my back garden.

Sounds like a shitstorm.

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Dec 10, 2011

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The average Sun reader would fit pretty well in the Azov Battalion, I hear.

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Dec 10, 2011

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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Is that so................................................

That just looks like you said it while falling off a cliff.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Ages ago someone in this thread put forward the theory that Corbyn drove centrists mad because they love to think of themselves as the nice guys, so as soon as someone came along offering to be nicer and genuinely improve things they were clamouring to tear him down so they could reclaim the high ground.

I've advanced a similar theory as the explanation of why liberals side with fascists over socialists a few times. It's not about thinking of themselves as nice guys though. It's just that they don't want to help anyone. With fascists they can tut and present themselves as the sensible option, but if someone ever successfully managed to improve things then the voters might realise that there is no reason to vote for a liberal who won't even try.

In a nutshell: "better things aren't possible" isn't just the centrist mantra, it's the fundamental plank of their existence.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

Who are the pro-Putin Marxists who don't shoot terrorists? They sound confused.

It doesn't mean anything, it just frightens people.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Necrothatcher posted:

Told the lady at the newsagent that maybe she should bring the postcard rack and lottery stand inside today.

This you?

Necrothatcher posted:

Seems pretty calm in central London rn. Storm my arse.

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Dec 10, 2011

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runwiled posted:



I don't know if anyone else has noted the same thing but it does feel like the reporting on storm Eunice is far more prevalent than the other major storms we've had and I can't help but wonder if that's because it's the south of England getting battered instead of further north.

Eunice is certainly getting a lot more air time (so to speak) than Dudley. Guess which one is hitting Scotland.

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Dec 10, 2011

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

You do realise the area covered by the red warning for Eunice includes almost 40 million people, right?

I wasn't aware that there were 40 million people in London, Suffolk and Kent, no. Are you thinking of the amber warning?

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Dec 10, 2011

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Private Speech posted:

My outer window pane just cracked from the wind pressure.

Debating with myself whether to tell the landlord, it's somewhat small and I'll be moving out soon and need his reference next week (& he's a miser who would be pissed about it),

Tell him now, or he'll blame you for it.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Convex posted:

There are a lot of CeXs about these days as well. I wonder how profitable an enterprise that is given the rents, but I suppose the mark-ups on trade-ins is pretty massive. Can't see that business continuing to be successful now Tescos et al are phasing out Blu Rays and physical games seem to be almost dead.

If you assume that anything you see for sale in a CeX has been sold to them for drug money, you would not be wrong.

Re: His Master's Laundering Front - we used to have one in Aberdeen, but it disappeared after a legitimate competitor started selling imported American and Japanese sweets and cereals. That competitor? HMV.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Barry Foster posted:

Hell yeah.

I'm genuinely glad to see he's a goodun (and Bill Bailey too, from everything I've seen)

Bill Bailey has been racist against Chinese people in his stand-up routine, so I don't know where you got that from.

E:


This woman has the Patel smirk.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Mega Comrade posted:

Was he? Are you referring to the owl bit?

No, I'm referring to the time he did a literal "ching chong Chinaman" bit live on stage. I personally saw him do it.

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