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Mox vs Wheeler 6 5.04%
Kings of the Black Throne vs Death Duo 17 14.29%
Ruby vs Nyla 0 0%
Punk vs MJF 81 68.07%
WARDLOW?!?! 15 12.61%
Total: 119 votes
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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I think Rosa beats Mercedes and immediately goes after Baker, with the win on rampage placing her as the #1 contender.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

There's a kung pow Wimp Lo joke in there but I am too mesmerized by CM Punk's jello-like neck to figure it out

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Tag yourselves, I'm Blade in the corner quiet, covered in at least three layers because of this drat cold, and completely unmoving.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

xbilkis posted:

We gotta put some constraints around what Forbidden Door means.

We've opened the possibilities back up to "Literally anyone"

The Forbidden Lexicon

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
TK is like two lines of cocaine away from just tweeting who he signed

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Matt is deciding it's time to fuel that "what if it's Jeff???" fire

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1489830178234810369

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I actually read a leak earlier this week about this on a secret wrestling Discord that has been roughly correct about everything in the few months I've been following it about the identity of the free agent. It's going to be none other than Cody Rhodes

this is the only correct answer

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Shane should absolutely be a surprise squash. Not signed at all.

You have Kenny's return, crowd goes wild. Then HERE COMES THE MONEY~ and the crowd goes nuclear. Kenny puts him away in a minute, and then cuts a promo about his return.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Once again air fryer saves the day.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Shard posted:

Still thinking about the last temptation of Mox

https://twitter.com/yixura/status/1489352738379116546?t=9z0eJE5kf6kkjXMh3IzgPQ&s=19

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I got really loving worked with the Danhausen thumbnail, goddamn.

Budge segment was powerful, tho.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

DLC Inc posted:

I was certain it was Jeff but now idk. LOL though on even the employees not knowing wtf Forbidden Door means anymore. I still think it should have only been used for NJPW guys.

I cannot put into words how much I love that AEW wrestlers reached to Fightful to ask them if they knew who the mystery wrestler is.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
It's Tanahashi, duh

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So what's Andrade's win-rate with buying friends again? He tried to buy the Lucha Bros from PAC, then successfully bought FTR from MJF and HFO from Matt, then failed buying Darby from Mr. Stink. Am I forgetting someone or is he literally 50/50 and thus completely correct in assuming he can just buy friends?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Mr. Squishy posted:

you could make a similar joke about solo v yuta

Yuta is absolutely higher in the card than Solo.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Elevation was really strong this week, Mark and Paul are really vibing in there. But if you don't wanna watch the whole show, here's the best loving bit:
https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1490875164313395201

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

DLC Inc posted:

I remember Meltzer saying "Okada is absolutely going to do work in AEW 100%" ages ago but given how covid seesaws constantly, I was wondering when that would ever happen. In the extremely rare instance it is, I have to think they'd wait until Kenny is back.

https://twitter.com/MadKing1981/status/1491155773275385857?s=20&t=jypcdMjQV3xiEDpJan0j9g

Hager's head looks stranger than usual, feels photoshopped.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

HonorableTB posted:



About to watch today's Dark and Julia hart's had her cheerleader ribbon blanked out 🤔

They will do everything in their power not to take a new picture.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
It's gotta be either Cody Rhodes in a big work, Keith Lee who got worked married, or Mustafa Ali.

Or like Microman and Kemonito.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Mr. Squishy posted:

How is Ali on your list but Jeff Hardy isn't?

Andrade will take everything away from Matt and then Jeff will descend from the face tunnel to remind Matt what matters the most: Family. At Revolution.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

ALL THE MEN

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Something Awful's own BobServo gets to e-hangout with Danhausen.

https://twitter.com/hEnereyG/status/1491435860273004553

I hope he's in character all show. Danhausen I mean.

I haven't heard it yet, but there's this from the Talking Simpsons thread here

BizarroAzrael posted:

I guessed today's guest when Henry mentioned his broken leg, and delighted to be right! I had wondered if Danhausen would stay in character for the whole thing and i think a good balance was found. Great timing with his career news too.

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