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Honestly just kill me now if I'm 35 and the dementia is already hitting me. Like what the gently caress. Don't even know if it was a slip of the finger or if I'm really losing it but that o is going to keep me awake tonight for real. btw drink metamucil, it is good for having good poos
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A lot of people purposely use "try and" when they should be using "try to," so I wouldn't say you're that bad off all things considered.
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Feb 9, 2022 22:26
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That's to bad, OP.
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Feb 9, 2022 22:27
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Well your fired OP. You're going to have to file for unempowerment.
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reminder lowtax and the mods/admins of 2005 era SA banned on sight for not using your shift keymindphlux posted:I had a bunch of lemons a few weeks ago so I salt-preserved them in some jars, and they're sitting in the back of my fridge. I don't know anything about moroccan food other than like 'preserved lemons, tangines, dried fruit, couscous, lamb?' 
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Feb 9, 2022 22:38
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Meme Poker Party posted:That's to bad, OP.
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If u had gmail u could have unsent the email and corrected you error, instead whoever receives it is going to think you are mentally deficient, sorry OP
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Feb 9, 2022 22:41
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EorayMel posted:reminder lowtax and the mods/admins of 2005 era SA banned on sight for not using your shift key it was a good policy at the time u know
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Feb 9, 2022 22:46
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You are a complete failure as a person and an employee. Clean out your desk. I can't even look at you, sick filth
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Feb 9, 2022 22:47
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EorayMel posted:reminder lowtax and the mods/admins of 2005 era SA banned on sight for not using your shift key It says right in the ban reason it would have been a probe if they weren't already queued for two different probes. Their most recent ban was for this post: mindphlux posted:orkdappgar The probe reason was "fell off the wagon again."
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Blue Footed Booby posted:It says right in the ban reason it would have been a probe if they weren't already queued for two different probes. it's a dumb example but this was A Thing (tm) GBS mods did for years
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Feb 9, 2022 22:57
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It's amazing you know the different usages and the fact you feel shame right now is leaps and bounds ahead of most
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Feb 9, 2022 22:58
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Seth Pecksniff posted:it's a dumb example but this was A Thing (tm) GBS mods did for years  it was in GWS
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Feb 9, 2022 22:59
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i used to care about using the shift key but then at some point i thought to myself, who am i trying to impress here?
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Feb 9, 2022 23:02
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Seth Pecksniff posted:it's a dumb example but this was A Thing (tm) GBS mods did for years I am aware. Back then the internet was still awash with AOL speak, 1337, and that kind of thing. Making people type like adults was part of the "we're better than the rest of the web even though half of GBS is about pants making GBS threads" smug counter-cultural elitism that's kind of the original purpose of the site. Then for a little while no caps or punctuation was a way to signal sarcasm, a trend that leaked from the FYAD-lites. As the rest of the internet moved on, SA became more insular, and goons realized folks weren't getting probed for it anymore, the contrary goon spirit seized onto defying this rule as a way to be too cool for school, round about the time every single GBS thread started with a page of "im gay." That mostly died off, but you still run into people now and then who communicate entirely through all lower case run-on sentences.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i used to care about using the shift key but then at some point i thought to myself, who am i trying to impress here?
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Feb 9, 2022 23:11
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Knormal posted:Me. You're not doing well. gently caress Edit: gently caress
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Feb 9, 2022 23:29
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Their, they're, there, no need to get down on yourself like that. I'm sure you will dew better next thyme.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:31
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Its okay OP we all make mistakes, just don't let it happen again. One time is forgivable, but too is to many
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Feb 9, 2022 23:34
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Blue Footed Booby posted:im gay
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:gently caress
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Feb 9, 2022 23:38
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I've started making phonetic misspellings of words. Think it's some kind of cognitive decline thing. fonetic misspellings of wurds
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Feb 9, 2022 23:39
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My typing is fine but I want you all to know that when I read posts out loud (it happens a lot) I deliberately mispronounce so many words. I've already done it like three times for this post.
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Feb 9, 2022 23:42
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your dumb
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I've made that mistake to
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I catch myself pretty often on to/too, then/than, and a few others like maybe lose/loose. I know the difference perfectly well but I think the problem is that I imagine how I'd say it and then type whatever version without thinking what the correct spelling is for the case. Just proofread your poo poo.
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mobby_6kl posted:I catch myself pretty often on to/too, then/than, and a few others like maybe lose/loose. I know the difference perfectly well but I think the problem is that I imagine how I'd say it and then type whatever version without thinking what the correct spelling is for the case. Just proofread your poo poo. Know 
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2 b fair its 2 hard
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Blow posted:2 b fair its 2 hard My Dick 2: Hard lmao
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Feb 10, 2022 00:01
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You think that's bad? I saw someone write "advocate of" instead of "advocate for" today. To think that she worked so hard to win back the respect of her colleagues after farting in a Zoom meeting last year just to blow it like that.
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Feb 10, 2022 00:06
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Almost recalled an email were a typed "your" instead of "you're' the other day. But, no, I deserve the shame.
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Feb 10, 2022 00:08
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1F Y0U C4N r34D 7H15 Y0U 4r3 4 60D D4MN N3rD WH47 7H3 H311 M4N H4V3 Y0U 3V3N 70UCH3D 4 61r1
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Seth Pecksniff posted:1F Y0U C4N r34D 7H15 Y0U 4r3 4 60D D4MN N3rD WH47 7H3 H311 M4N H4V3 Y0U 3V3N 70UCH3D 4 61r1 Did you have a stroke? Do we need to call an ambulance? Or is this a series of CD Keys? Do you remember CD Keys? Those sucked.
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what's the difference?
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syntaxfunction posted:Did you have a stroke? Do we need to call an ambulance? FCKGW Zil fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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Feb 10, 2022 00:23
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I know you're pain OP. I recently emailed my boss and meant to finish it with "best wishes" but accidentally typed "up yours fuckface." in my defense I recently made the switch to DVORAK
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super sweet best pal posted:I've started making phonetic misspellings of words. Think it's some kind of cognitive decline thing. me too! I typed 'fone' the other day wtf
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OP you havent truly hosed up until you accidentally send "Retards," instead of "Regards,"
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I once sent a lil telegraph to the receptionist where I worked. Accidentally sent the wrong one that asked her if she'd like to move her hot little bitty down to my workstation! Anyway we're married now. The problem is all these pronouns and sexual harassment laws in business. It stops the people thriving.
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I once sent an email and said something like "a bit of a change in plans" except I was zoned out and wrote something like "a bitch change in plans" and hit send before my brain caught up to what I wrote out I immediately send a deep apology email and the person wrote back laughing and said it was fine so luckily that worked out I got fired for unrelated reasons but thank God because that place was a nightmare
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