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psydude posted:My money's on France, Germany, and Italy. I'll wager France, Germany, and The Netherlands. Although Italy isn't a bad guess either. Britain trying to block someone from joining a club they themselves crashed spectacularly out of would be in character for the current government.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 10:38 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:29 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:At hostpital, lost fingblyat!
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2022 14:04 |
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I spent my conscription in a 120mm mortar platoon, although ours were wheeled and towed behind small trucks. I also spent a couple of full days pushing/pulling that piece of poo poo up and down sandy hills in "familiarization" in summer in full combat gear. The ammo boxes for live grenades were heavy as gently caress, contained only two shells, and were to be hand-delivered at a run from 300m away on live fire drills for safety reasons. By me. What I'm saying is that the Finns may not be on Ukraine's side
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2022 16:54 |
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So maybe don't post it if you are unsure of the content? I scrubbed through it and it's pretty undramatic.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 12:53 |
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Loezi posted:I recently (within the last couple of years) read a public masters thesis re: cost effectiveness of different weapons systems against drones. One of the primary questions was whether something like a ZU-23-2 would make sense as an anti-drone system. Against even something as large as an Orlan-10 at 300 meters it's real bad, and you'd need hundreds of shots to be even remotely confident in getting one hit on a smaller a target. You really need a non-direct-hit system to increase the kill probability, but those systems are then more expensive. A manlad like an Igla might seem enticing, but also has surprisingly poo poo kill probability (approx 50-50, iirc) so you'd kinda want to use at least two per drone. Basically the math (at least using publicly available numbers and making a bunch of assumptions) turns real nasty for smaller drones at any meaningful distances, if you care in the least about cost effectiveness. Ukraine: A manlad like an Igla might seem enticing
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2022 10:01 |
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psydude posted:There's this 60-something guy from Berlin who works at my company and is super into EDM. Turns out he was a club DJ in the Berlin music scene in the late 70s/early 80s when the prog-rock crowd first started experimenting with what would eventually become techno. Dude has a lot of wild stories, including some involving David Bowie and Iggy Pop during their Berlin years. Also Kraftwerk and Die Toten Hosen.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 18:14 |
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Some very interesting excerpts from a Ukrainian soldier's diary going into training. It's paywalled, hence the quote.The Economist posted:“Learn to kill from a safe distance. And write a will”: the secret diary of a Ukrainian soldier (part 1)
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 11:58 |
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I've fired a lot of live 120mm mortar rounds at max load (? the most powder rings for biggest range), and my sinuses were cleared very well every time. Can't tell you the physics of it though.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 10:33 |
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Uh excuse me, I think you are overlooking the fact that if it looks good, it flies good. And all Mirages are stunning.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 10:38 |
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JudgeJoeBrown posted:All of your Mirage 2000 porn needs in one video. I used to put this on when my kids were very young as sort of a calm screen saver for tired afternoons.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 12:18 |
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mllaneza posted:That's a pro-click, easily worth twenty minutes of your time. Agree. I also like that they took the time to talk about his battle buddy - that would have been me, but worse. Glad that guy got some props. I wonder if they are going to pull him off the line to do a PR tour, Basilone-style. It would surprise me, but he must have a sizeable Russian bounty* on his head now. *payout not guaranteed
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 08:28 |
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When my conscript company went to the grenade range, my lieutenant was the safety officer. Everything went well until Private Jensen's turn, when his grenade didn't go off - his throw was perfect otherwise, pulled the pin and everything. The now very sweaty lieutenant had to belly crawl the 15 metres to the grenade with two lumps of explosive and wires to get ready to detonate the dud. When he was 2 metres from the grenade, Pvt Jensen poked his head around the barrier and yelled "BANG!" as loud as he could. It was a story Pvt Jensen would entertain his mates with on his many, many, many weekend guard duties afterwards.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 08:27 |
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Quackles posted:What happened to Pvt Jensen? He got a series of Stern Talks from ascending ranks of angry/disappointed NCOs and officers, and spent most of the rest of his conscription on the base due to being suddenly and mysteriously assigned to a lot of weekend guard duties. On the other hand, he rarely had to pay for his own drinks when he did manage to get out on the town.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 12:50 |
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Serjeant Buzfuz posted:Dumb question: why not just throw another grenade at that grenade to blow it up? Why send in a sweaty LT lol You always to send in a sweaty LT, no matter the situation. The explanation given to us was that even if grenade 2 would land exactly in the right place (and your aim might be slightly off when standing in the clear, 15m from an armed hand grenade), the explosion might push grenade 1 somewhere else without detonating it, or with a delayed detonation. That somewhere might be near/over/beside the barriers we were standing behind. Or it may disappear into the bushes, giving you a whole new and exciting range of UXO problems to solve. Detonating two 200g charges simultaneously on either side of the grenade would be as close to 100% certainty of solving the problem on the first try as you could get. e:fb.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 13:35 |
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Even though it is more than 20 years ago, I sometimes wake up with a sinking feeling after dreaming about being late and unprepared for formation. On a field exercise, I had to take a leak while we were digging 2-man fox holes. I hung my rifle on a branch next to the hole and asked my digging buddy to watch it for me (which was fine). "OK", he says and digs on. When I came back 2 minutes later, both my rifle and my "buddy" were gone. I look around and see one of our sergeants staring at me. I get that sinking feeling as he beelines for me. "Did you leave your rifle unattended?" "Uh no, I asked my buddy to watch it and he-" "He came over with your rifle and told the LT that you had just walked away from it." Luckily, the guys next to us had heard the exchange when I left the hole and backed me up that I had followed procedure. However, this was the Army so I still had to do 30 burpees while yelling "I WILL NOT LEAVE MY WEAPON UNATTENDED". Buddy, however, got to finish the fox holes by himself, and when we marched back to base, he had to lap the formation with his rifle over his head while yelling "I WILL NOT SNITCH ON MY MATES". All 3 kilometres. He was known as Snitch for the remaining 7 months.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 12:51 |
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Happy page 666 Also, Slava Ukraini.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 12:08 |
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A corvette played a small, but significant part in Danish foreign policy. The deployment of the corvette Olfert Fischer (but only to enforce sanctions on Iraq) was the Danish contribution to the 1991 Gulf War. This was the first deployment of a Danish warship outsde Europe since colonial times, and marked a major shift in Danish foreign policy to a more "activist" stance. This eventually led to DK being one of the first to sign up for various iterations of Operation Useless Dirt, and even sustaining the largest per-capita loss of life in Afghanistan. This was a pretty big deal back then, as since our disastrous war with Prussia in 1864, we had been neutral until 1949* and then a pretty bog-standard European NATO partner until 1991, sometimes seen as almost feckless. One of the more colourful Danish politicians even quipped in the early 70's that we could save a lot of money by defunding the military and putting up a telephone at the border. If you picked it up, it would say "We surrender!" in Russian. So don't diss the humble corvette *There was a short period from 1940-45 under temporary management. Mzuri fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Apr 17, 2023 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 11:45 |
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It’s Hip to have flair
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 08:49 |
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Some Ukrainian soldiers must take extraordinary measures to eject a deadly enemy from their trench: https://i.imgur.com/TlBEr6p.mp4 It's a polecat or a ferret of some sort. It made my day. E: The Ukraine Thread: Sounds of Death Mzuri fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 1, 2023 |
# ¿ May 1, 2023 13:52 |
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Or a worse, MORE competent person. The Pence scenario, if you will.
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# ¿ May 2, 2023 17:27 |
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Highest compensation paid from my unit when I was in the Army as a conscript was when our heavy mortar section emplaced in a field at night and fired about eight practice layers from all four tubes. We would have fired more, but the mink farmer from the other side of the hedgerow came running and stopped the show. Turns out highly strung weasels in cages do not take well to loud nightly noises next to them.
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# ¿ May 11, 2023 08:10 |
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Tuna-Fish posted:Suddenly the statements about how Finnish practice ranges are particularly appealing back from when Finland was about to join NATO make a lot more sense. We have a maneuver area with no civilians that's about the size of Lolland in Lapland. That sounds awesome! We mainly just puttered around West Jutland and set up in fields and the like - usually after asking the farmer nicely. Sometimes we even got to sleep in their hay loft. We did also go to a big maneuver area in Oksbřl a couple of times, but most of our fresh air activities and field exercises were on a mix of public and private land.
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# ¿ May 11, 2023 13:20 |
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bird food bathtub posted:What's stopping Ukranian airframes from basing out of nearby countries? Distance? Diplomatic concerns? It would seem to be a pretty perfect solution. Go ahead Russia, attack a NATO air field because it has Ukranian jets there, see how that works out. Yes. That is exactly what's stopping it.
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 12:06 |
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They have come a long way from this: https://youtu.be/tJKFNPGS_XM
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 12:46 |
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1843 has a piece up about a sniper who has seen some poo poo https://www.economist.com/1843/2023/06/22/a-ukrainian-sniper-called-lucky-dreams-of-vengeance quote:
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 09:28 |
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but here's a pretty good 15ish minutes on what the current war in Ukraine has to tell us about warfare now and in the near future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4cdr4xbaqw
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 17:53 |
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Clark and Ding claim another victory with their flashlight
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 20:56 |
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Murgos posted:Unlike the 1905 trip I doubt they actually make it to their destination and just end up with vessels scattered across various ports along the route suffering from maintenance issues. And if they make landfall, they will get carjacked the second they hit major populated areas. Perhaps even before they get off the beach at Durban. Then watch them discover how well BMPs deal with the massive potholes they can't see at night because load shedding is in effect. Make it inland and heavily armed Afrikaners will gleefully pull a remix of the commandoes, but with technical bakkies instead of horses. "By fok, Petrus! The Russians have landed! Let's have a braai and then go moer them."
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 08:31 |
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Here's a pretty good long read on the promotion of the Mosvka to submarine: https://www.economist.com/interactive/1843/2023/07/27/how-ukraines-virtually-non-existent-navy-sank-russias-flagship It's probably paywalled, but I am sure there are ways for non-subscribers to access it. Has a dope wireframe scroll-through of the Mosvka as well. Lots of wink-wink-nudge-nudge from the Ukrainian side on how they found her, and a guest appearance from a co-creater of Harpoon, among lots of other interesting stuff. e: an excerpt: quote:Once the location of the Moskva had been confirmed on April 13th, Neizhpapa ordered two Neptune missiles to be fired at it. The technical expert showed me a video on his phone of what he claimed was the launch of the missiles that day. The launcher truck was parked in a thin line of trees with bare branches. At ignition, the cap of the launching tube, which looks like the lid of a rubbish bin, was dispelled from the barrel and crashed into a field of green spring wheat. A fiery roar and a trail of black smoke followed. Then the second missile was launched. Mzuri fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Jul 28, 2023 |
# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 09:04 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:Has anyone considered the bridge is just really stressed and started smoking to cope? The bridge just can't catch a break. Smoking is the leading cause of explosions in Crimea and Russia, and it has first-hand, concrete evidence that explosions cause stress and more smoking. It's a Kerch-22, really.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 08:09 |
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Tiny Timbs posted:lol at the guy saying europeans invented racism Being born in Africa and raised in various African and Asian countries, I can confirm this.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 15:37 |
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Re: Ukraine droning technicals in Sudan, it makes perfect sense in the context of their excellent PR game. The CNN video linked earlier does an OK convincing job that the drones are Ukrainian-sourced at least, AND brings attention to the fact that Russia gets a not insignificant amount of money from doing Russian things in and with Sudan. In other words, UKR is planting a big target on foreign abettors of Russia's war of aggression, starting with Sudan. Over the next couple of months, we will likely see an increased focus in the press and from various state departments in this aspect of the conflict. I wonder what sort of cope cage you can fit on a HiLux.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 12:11 |
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PurpleXVI posted:I don't think a couple of drone strikes from Ukraine are going to turn the war around or convince the coup plotters to pack it up and stop, and everyone who could conceivably give a poo poo has already spoken out about how bad it is and started laying on the economic sanctions on the coup regime. I'm not arguing that, and I don't think anyone else is - I hope not, anyway. I'm saying that it's a way for UKR to draw the attention of friendly governments and organisations to a possibly overlooked source of support, logistics and finance for Russia. And once they start looking closer at Sudan (accounting for the civil war and all), their attention may widen to include other, overlooked players.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 16:49 |
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OddObserver posted:They also donated more than 300 tanks. And are housing, feeding, schooling, and providing access to jobs for the about 3 million Ukrainians who have arrived since the war started. Some of that is aided by NGOs, bit still. Poland is doing their part.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 08:13 |
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Part 3 of The Secret Diary of a Ukrainian Soldier is up on The Economist. I cleaned it up a little, but there may still be some artifacts from the copy-paste: The Economist posted:https://www.economist.com/1843/2023/09/06/the-secret-diary-of-a-ukrainian-soldier-on-the-counter-offensive Main take away is that mayo on borscht is a war crime. The Geneva Convention says Sour Cream or GTFO.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 11:37 |
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Look at Tank Buffalo Bill over here *T-62 staring forlornly up at forums poster gay picnic defence from an old shell crater* GDP: "It puts the turret in the basket or it gets the drone again!" *DJI drone peeks over crater rim, makes whirring noises*
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2023 11:41 |
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We did a number of live fire exercises with our 120mm mortars. Only once did a live round fail to exit the tube and the crew (all four of them conscripts) had to unhook the tube from the base plate and gently tip it, so the live - possibly armed - HE round would slide out into the waiting open hands of the one who drew the short straw. So much sweat. They were of course guided by our lieutenant and a weapons mech from a nice, safe distance. So yeah, QA is nice.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 08:49 |
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Saukkis posted:I think that's a wrong way to do it. IIRC, during my days in the FDF a sergeant in our brigade got demoted after firing a mortar from the hip. This owns, tbh.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 12:45 |
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M_Gargantua posted:Got promoted to Knee
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 14:06 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:29 |
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Putin only has to hang on until Trump gets reelected.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 19:57 |