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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DJExile posted:

Oh my god the fuckin “nutrition” page is just a bunch of rebranded Mrs. Dash with an incredible description

Oh man someone find Ec3’s fukkn Get On The Gas nutrition app I must see it

By Big Seasoning he means MSG, thinking that it makes white people sick by causing Chinese Restaurant Syndrome is a chud thing

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Mar 1, 2022

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

So is Brodus Clay too good for this or what

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

*confused chimp noises*



ASMR binaural tingles that make nuts clench

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


The Tails Gets Trolled thread was ahead of the curve

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

"The Clencher" Erick Redbeard

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Free and open-source software is over, brother

They should bring in Richard Stallman, he'd fit in perfectly with the roster of unlikable bearded men

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Lamuella posted:

What if we ranted in the kissing room?

That's how divorces start

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DarkstarIV posted:

Braun definitely has a take:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca401hkLQRX/?utm_medium=copy_link

Emphasis mine. That reads like something some sort of 14 year old edgelord would write for his universe.

Look at that adjective, Flippy

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The Freight Train doesn't lay down for any of those vanilla cabooses, brother

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Seams posted:

If their narratives are already under control then what the hell is this all about

Nut Clutching

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Pinche Rudo posted:

CYN would be watchable if they started shooting each other as soon as they got the go home signal

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


https://twitter.com/Sgtviper_Gaming/status/1504292793597976580

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


He has the beginnings of a bubble gut, dude needs to get off steroids or get into competitive bodybuilding

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DarkstarIV posted:

I think the AmA might be over soon. I don't think it could have gone any worse for him at this point.

https://www.reddit.com/user/essentialcharacter3/overview

Welp spoke too soon:

dsriggs posted:

This roster seems to be a bunch of doodoomen.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

quote:

Easier to control the narrative when there are no witnesses

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

dsriggs posted:

This roster seems to be a bunch of doodoomen.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Drakkel posted:

Every vlog is an hour of "guy ranting in his car while wearing sunglasses" videos edited together

If there was ever a wrestling promotion that needed Dan Quinn it's this one

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ganso Bomb posted:

The bolded would have probably mattered if Braun hadn't been asking for, what I remember hearing was, an insane asking price to book him on a show and the requirement to win all of his matches and the promotions' top belt or some dumb poo poo. I don't know how much of that is actually true, but he's dumb enough that I can believe all of it.

That was TNA, and he also had a list of ex-WWE guys he wouldn't lose to

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Orange Carlisle posted:

lol why would he call himself out

it's dipshits all the way down in this 'promotion'

There can't be a narrative without someone else trying to take away control

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Raeg posted:

I think I can miss it

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

Heard some folks were not controlling their narratives.

https://twitter.com/Adamscherr99/status/1521122774877618176

Not content with just having knees of sand, Braun Strongman gets hard at work shouldering his narrative

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Mons Hubris posted:

It seems like a lot of these promos involve big knives. It would be kind of sick if they had machete matches where they just hack each other's limbs off or whatever with big machetes.

Totally, they should let MDickie book

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Kirios posted:

has the narrative been controlled yet

Big Seasoning goes over EC3 every day, brother

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Wintermutant posted:

Can't wait to follow my favorite wrestling company around on tour



Come And Take It Live

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

quote:

I think it added too much pressure early (Braun Strowman’s name value being added to Control Your Narrative). So everything happened the way it should have happened. When you have a high level, you know, former main eventer, former worlds champion, you have that pressure to do something immediately and the infrastructure, like I said, wasn’t prepared or ready so, I’m very happy he’s happy, we’re pals, everything is good. I think we would have grown too quickly and probably collapsed under our own weight if things went on as they did too. Just based on that name value and what it attracted that we needed a foundation before we have anything and if we have a struggling foundation but a giant mantlepiece on top of it, dude’s big, it’s gonna crumble.

Lol

Lmao

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Disqualified for not kicking enough rear end

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