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BREAKING: Tim Gammonchops has sent us a press release for a publicity stunt Oh, and also , Armageddon. 
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Mar 2, 2022 12:47
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I’ve seen my fair share of terrible takes in The Mail but this one really is eye wateringly poo poo
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Mar 5, 2022 08:46
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Just to give you an idea of what’s coming down the line - a tank of heating oil here in NI that cost us 250 last year cost us 440 last week and has now gone up to 630
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Mar 6, 2022 11:19
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The yacht thing is so bizarre. Cheggers has made it quite clear he wants no part of it and even his Paedo brother might think it’s a bit gauche, but , no the daily Telegraph and those ruddy faced Tory backbenchers demand it so it’s happening regardless
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Mar 10, 2022 11:11
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Apparently Britannia is an incredibly popular tourist attraction in Edinburgh. Maybe the plan is to get Britannia 2, mothball it quickly then moor it in the Thames next to HMS Belfast or wherever, so that London can get a slice of that yacht fan tourist money. I went on it once. It looks and smells like a semi detached from a 1972 sitcom
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Mar 10, 2022 13:02
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Mar 12, 2022 13:33
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The Mayor of London’s head looks unusually large in that photo. He’s like a little bobblehead
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Mar 13, 2022 11:05
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Jeremy Vine really is one of the dimmest people ever allowed near Television journalism 
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Mar 13, 2022 11:53
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Guavanaut posted:And the more faces you can actually put names to the less likely you are to be a real person. Clearly a man who has never read “On the Beach”
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Mar 13, 2022 13:49
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Nice https://twitter.com/resist_london/status/1503276264144224257
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Mar 14, 2022 10:09
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happyhippy posted:Time to protect your oil tanks. Neighbours back home got a delivery of oil last week, and a few days later found out some fucker siphoned some during the night. Rumours sweeping Belfast of people following oil tanker lorries to watch where they deliver to houses and then swiping it
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Mar 16, 2022 23:19
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Just so I'm clear - Morgan got cancelled by getting into an argument with the weather man, storming off set and then quitting his job. Right? He wasn't pushed out or anything? Rather polite way of putting it. He cancelled himself by stormed off his own show because a black presenter had the temerity to call him out on his racist claptrap. Literally couldn’t stand being argued back to by a black man. In other Tory pervert news… https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1519264807798595584 smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Apr 27, 2022 |
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Apr 27, 2022 11:40
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So which Tory Minister is the HoC Hog Cranker?
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Apr 27, 2022 18:22
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Tesseraction posted:Grant Fapps Jacob Rees Hogg
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Apr 27, 2022 22:02
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I think this Russian State TV pundit ranting about Grate Britain may have provided a fantastic thread title 
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Apr 30, 2022 08:32
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Say what you like about the Tories. They might be a bunch of despicable Cunts but they are a gift to comedy 
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Apr 30, 2022 16:27
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May 1, 2022 13:33
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May 1, 2022 16:51
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Lmao
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May 6, 2022 11:44
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My favourite Bible verse that, the one where Lazarus storms through the marathon finishing line in first
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May 6, 2022 11:45
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For anyone not paying attention to NI politics it’s hard to overstate just how badly the DUP hosed up by getting into bed with Theresa May and subsequently getting hosed by Boris. It’s all extremely amusing. In other news - Hancock becoming a crypto evangelist seems entirely on brand 
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May 7, 2022 12:55
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The NI results also throw another spanner in the Brexit works as there will not now be a majority in favour of ditching the protocol in a couple of years when it comes to an assembly vote. Something the Tories were no doubt very much hoping would happen.
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May 7, 2022 13:37
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May 9, 2022 13:47
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He’s gonna do it https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1523662844125843456
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May 9, 2022 15:26
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I’m sure the Tories will be humbled to see Kieth prove himself the better man and to have higher moral standing than Boris Johnson, rather than laughing their loving balls off
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May 9, 2022 15:46
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Z the IVth posted:It's going to be a surprise when the IRA show up with No need to go that far. The NLAW rocket launchers are made in East Belfast
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May 11, 2022 23:14
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I’m guessing this is the once ubiquitous Francois again.
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May 17, 2022 18:40
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He’s being discussed so much that even a bot that generates clickbait from trends has picked up on it lol https://twitter.com/clickbaitrobot/status/1526619073664143360
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May 17, 2022 19:06
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Opening the show with a limp, tired, unneeded iteration of the once great Queen. Then once Charles has finished speaking the rock music starts.
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May 19, 2022 10:28
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fuctifino posted:Does anyone know the what the trending #TheBalmoralHotelIncident hashtag is all about? It’s an unsubstantiated rumour she had a lesbian affair. Meanwhile… 
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May 22, 2022 09:32
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Video for “Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce” has dropped, and it’s a corker… https://twitter.com/KuntsChristmas/status/1527371017399611401
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May 23, 2022 08:47
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Twitter busy working itself up into the biggest “ah well, nevertheless” we have witnessed so far https://twitter.com/CarolineLucas/status/1528773930928025602
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May 23, 2022 17:42
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Miftan posted:So basically they're charging us a guaranteed amount for all their expenses, and then more (plus profit margin) for the actual electricity/water? And somehow people managed to go bust with this business model?? The companies that went bust weren’t energy companies. They were hedge funds. One was literally a teenager in his bedroom playing Captain Stockmarket.
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May 25, 2022 09:34
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Campbell still clinging on to get one last “ah well, nevertheless” in https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1529520965666975745
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May 25, 2022 19:16
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Rustybear posted:Is this actually for real... bloke looks mighty sprightly for being at least 95+? The people behind it run this Gammon Theme Park https://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/19760195.air-raid-shelter-cafe-high-wycombe-teams-veteran-launch-christmas-number-one-bid/
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May 26, 2022 14:58
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A touching tribute to our former master here from The Mail 
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May 27, 2022 07:46
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Mebh posted:It still breaks my brain some of the ways my american wife pronounces things. Like soldering iron as sawdering iron. If anyone here is unfamiliar with the hilarity that is the magnificent ancient language of “Ulster Scots” I urge you to Google some examples
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Isn't "shin fayun" best standard English transliteration of how Gerry Adams says it? (Though his 'shin' would be half way between shin and shun). I can definitely 'hear' it in his voice. Here you go… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4
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