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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I think the percentage of donations spent on charitable work versus admin costs/advertising etc is probably a more useful metric than looking at specific wages

While I'm on the subject, gently caress those high street chuggers, keep that clipboard and creepy smile the gently caress away from me



Also I'm in on the keller lenkner train and if something goes wrong:

- lol
- it wasn't me
- good luck getting money I don't have

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It's baffling because almost all of my Twitter follows are deranged UK lefties and I'm not seeing that at all, I can only assume to him that anyone not calling for instant thermonuclear annihilation is part of Putin's neo Stalinist cyber hordes.

I have seen a few people rapidly go down the line of "azov are antisemites/fash, therefore all ukraine is fash for allowing them to exist, ergo nato is fash for arming ukraine, all explained in this 3 hour video made by an obvious shill" with all other factors not seemingly relevant to them- and would apply a very different logic to their support of houthi actions against the house of saud for example

the amount it happens is entirely out of proportion to the centrist whining about it, and they don't seem to stray into outright saying the invasion was legit or advocate openly for putin, but they do exist and it's been annoying/disappointing to see among some folk I followed on twitter fall for that poo poo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
folk such as cadwalladr and owen jones occupy niches in mainstream discourse because they do not present a threat to capital by identifying and discussing parts/actions of the machine in isolation

if anything they act as a pressure relief valve where the public can see some of the obvious corruption and hypocrisy discussed and "exposed" and be rightly outraged only to be continually distracted by the next petit outrage du jour and never seek actual remedies against the system that grieves them as a whole

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
if biden remembered where he was and managed to go the whole speech without groping someone then he was already batting better than his averages

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
oh come on its not like she gassed bunnies then cut them up for kicks


oh wait a minute

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
full throttle was pretty drat good too but aye grim fandango was fuckin' great

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
latest shocking revelations that have been known about for years but are only being reported now, about 24 hours after the last set of shocking revelations that were known for years but only reported on then

client journalism so pure it's crystalline



**Edit


Also someone asked about cfs/me on the nhs stuff a few days back and I had a post written but it got lost but I will do one later cause my experience was different from other folks somewhat but now I gotta go farm

DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Apr 9, 2022

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Mebh posted:

In other news, has anyone had any experience with ME/CFS and the NHS? My wife was diagnosed not too long ago and she handed me the symptom leaflet she got and its a huge checklist for everything that is me. I've been looking up ADHD interactions/similarities and dang. Everything about hypersensitivity, lethargy and pain. There's a lot of commonality.

I'm just not convinced the NHS will do poo poo over me talking to my ADHD doctors. It seems to be another one like IBS that is "well, you have it... It just needs to be managed, bye!"

first up, sorry for your missus/you, me/cfs is horrendous loving shite, there's no two ways about it

Diagnosis was based largely on testing for everything else it could be- it took 4 or 5 years of constant symptoms and blood tests, being told it was probably something else (lyme disease, borellia, some poo poo that was rare and just known by letters and numbers etc) then further scans and biopsies till the docs eventually gave up and packed me off to the me/cfs clinic because there were no more tests to run

NHS care for cfs/me varies a fuckload depending on where you are- my care package was twofold, they sent me off to the occupational therapists and I'm technically on a waiting list for the pain clinic but lol maybe in a few years

For the pain I'm on private script legal weed because it's the only thing that actually works- it's not cheap even if you get a discount (project T21) and it's a bunch of hassle compared with black market but it's legal and it works

Occupational therapy sessions were a series of online small group meetings over a few weeks to push various strategies focused on energy management and acceptance and then get you to report back on how it went- a lot of it seemed counter intuitive and weird but having the peer/group setting and hearing other people's experiences helped and over time I picked up/practiced/developed some stuff that really helped me get a little productivity/predictability back- wish I could have some more of that poo poo.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Dabir posted:

Hate to interrupt the mask chat, but does anyone know a decent place to buy men's belts? I've always gone to M&S whenever I had a gift card, but my waistband has shrunk just enough to hit a range they literally don't make belts in, and I'd rather not unwittingly buy something that's either made of cardboard or comically overpriced or both.

zack hunter belts

they make belts out of decent quality leather rather than layers of cheap poo poo or fake plasticy bullshit and with a bit of care they will last years and years- if they don't go small enough just grab an awl or punch or drill or whatever and make some more holes also they don't cost too much given how long they last

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Dabir posted:

Cheers, I'll look into them.

I'm on my second and the first one is still very serviceable- at first the leather will be quite hard and stiff but it will soften up with a little time and wear

After a few years if it starts to look a bit worn, or it looks dried out etc slather on some cheap leather feed stuff (I use stuff meant for my sofa) and put it in a ziploc bag over a radiator or somewhere else warm for a day or two to get it soaked in good, clean it up and dry it off and it will look great

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
tory mp has apparently been caught watching porn in the commons, according to twitter

idgi, why watch just a few people going at it when you are there with front row seats to see an entire nation get hosed

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
This day is called the feast of Ed Balls:
They that posted that day, and came safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse them at the name of Ed Balls.
They shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast their neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Ed Balls day:’
They will strip their rap sheet and show their sixers.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Ed Balls day.’

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Tesseraction posted:

okay what is going on here I feel very out of the loop

thats a tractor, lad

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
corbyn was the compromise candidate, and that the mildest of centre left politics got such a rapid and visceral reaction from capital was illustrative both to the prospects of someone of similar ideological bent getting through and to the extent capital control of politics and the media ensures the utterly stage managed potemkin democracy we have

it gets to the point where- thinking in isolation of the other horrific ramifications- the fact this civilisation is hosed is rather calming sometimes

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
southend has a new party- "confelicity" which is seemingly a pretty transparent effort by a former labour council candidate and director of the seafront attraction adventure island (and a bunch of other properties) to install a bunch of friendly councillors who just happen to be staff/related to people working at adventure island

my green candidate hasn't leafleted or shown up and neither have the libs, tories leafleted entirely on local issues, current labour incumbent spent most of his big glossy leaflet talking himself up personally (he's so proud, goons) and conspicuously not mentioning the gently caress all he's been doing for years, and there's no kippers or other assorted poundland fash this time round

gonna spoil that ballot so hard tomorrow

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
In spite of my previous thoughts on spoiling my ballot, I have had a change of heart, and after a good long think on the democratic process and it's importance in all our lives I'm just gonna sack it off entirely, and I'm gonna have a big bowl of homemade veggie soup with some crusty cheesy bread instead

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

So my understanding is that Labour has won council seats off the conservatives in London but has failed to make progress anywhere else?

still less than half declared

already some weapons grade copium being deployed tho

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
if the plp turn on starmer over this I'm not just gonna have a lol, I'm gonna have a curry too

poppadom the size of lake michigan

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Epic High Five posted:

Wait is that quote not parody?

lol

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
so I hear the impromptu work based curry before they went back to work was a scheduled meal at the end of the day and the heil are waving the receipts around and some libs are getting right tuned up about it all

chances of the keer is gone celebratory curry increasing by the moment, forecast delicious

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
best thing is I don't actually begrudge the circumstances at all, but after previous legal bullshit like getting someone six months for picking up a sixer of water from the street or nicking an ice cream he can reap what he sows, let alone all the other stuff his whut uggh eatin' antics have caused

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
babs for britain

or at least she's gonna fundraise a few tens of grand for it then quit immediately again

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
from memory "red throat" was used by the heil or some other piece for anonymous socialist labour leaks in the 80s/90s, complete with a caricature communist labour mole

it was probably cover bullshit to cover plp machinations then and its probably the same now

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
c'mon with that fixed penalty notice durrrrahm pigs, I want a curry!

F-P-N!
F-P-N!
F-P-N!

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
garlic naan, saag paneer, chicken dhansak, mushroom and garlic rice and some onion bhajis I reckon

chips too obvs

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Gort posted:

It feels like you should be tossing the idea of your resignation around so frivolously, it just gets everyone's hopes up and makes them think of what might have been

indeed, my dinner plans are still unresolved

wish I could have had chaoskorma with ed milliband tbh

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

OwlFancier posted:



Had an ice cream while staring at the doomsday radar installation.

Doesn't really help with the state of things long term but was nice if weird while it happened.

OG golf ball installation was better :colbert:

good ice cream choice tho


*Edit* thinking on it, between them, tinsley towers and the yorkshire post building in leeds, many of yorkshires preeminent concrete monstrosities have gone

DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 18:27 on May 10, 2022

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jakabite posted:

Are the golf balls gone?!

when you see how long it's been you are gonna poo poo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I saw them a few times when visiting family and it may have been my introduction to the concept of nuclear war as a kid, it was that or an ROC post found on a woodland walk

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
-get a pet that could eat a landlord

-indoctrinate it in the teachings of mao

-wait for inspection with revolutionary zeal

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Twitter keeps showing me pics of Charles' fingers. Man's organs are not working right

https://twitter.com/leahgaraas/status/1524605766673461248?t=VTxDl4vrPXTIrg4Iu5cASQ&s=19

I think it's just a low grade eldritch horror thing where rather than developing a mass of writhing tentacles you get asda smart price sausages for your digits instead

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
specials are indeed fully trained, warrant card carrying cops who do it for free

avoid even more than the paid piglets, imo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I finally got my non shitpostin' twitter account automated to throw out some pictures so if you want some nature pics on your twitter feed twice daily then please follow and share it around

https://twitter.com/TheFiveAcres

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
If you want to buy melatonin within the UK, you need a prescription, and there are a dozen online pharmacies with doctors who will sign off on it after you tick some boxes if your GP won't play ball

The other option is grey market- while you can't buy it in the UK legally without a prescription, there's nothing stopping you buying it in a european or yank online health food shop and shipping it in, perfectly legal to possess and take it, provided you jump the right hoops

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

haakman posted:

You loving what.

wow that remark really got you crawling in your skin huh

will those wounds heal?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
most british corruption is both largely legalised and normalised which is exactly how those PPE contracts went- you have the right connections, you make the right promises/spread the wealth and a juicy contract lands with you, or you work "closely with industry" as a government minister, do the right things for the right people then retire into a cushy directorship, or your spouse already works there, or has shares

or you become an advisor or consultant while being a minister, do your favours quietly while still in position- no matter if you are earning cash on what should be a clear conflict of interest, provided you declare it for precisely three tenths of gently caress all people to care about and don't piss off a tabloid it's fine

or poo poo like when the aircraft carriers were specced to be upgradeable to steam catapults, at the cost of billions of quid extra on the contract, then when they arrived they weren't upgradeable at all and all the cash was all gone- where? lol that's a state secret now

or just rely on pure old nepotism and hire your kids to do-nothing jobs for 50k a year each on the expenses


OwlFancier posted:

ah hell yeah i like linkin park

that album was actually pretty drat good not gonna lie

not gonna stop mocking it either

appreciation of music is complex

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

sassassin posted:

Siphon the fuel out and sell it.

you don't have to siphon off the fuel if you nick the whole generator

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

stev posted:

So at this point everyone involved in the investigations was either colluding with No 10, complicit in the collusion or straight up ignoring evidence? Cool cool.

ah, well, nevertheless

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
There's an Italian consulate in Nottingham if google is to be believed, and CAB might be worth a shot too

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Restaurants?

nationalised


the food industry does display a great many problems inherent to capitalism but that's down to capitalism not the idea of preparing food for others

In two jobs I have done it was a significant part of my job to cook and provide food for people and I loving loved preparing and cooking stuff and seeing folk chow down


Also, I may be misremembering but wasn't that libcom twitter account pointed out as a bit suspect for some reason or other?

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