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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rhopunzel posted:

can someone explain something because this is warping my brain

if the water is painted, how/why on earth are there yachts there? what are they standing on? dry land? whose yachts are they? how did they get there? how will they remove them? why would someone agree to place their yacht on dry land

im so confused by all this

They're plywood, right?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ilmucche posted:

What's with the crop tops?

If it was a homage to the bad boy Miami football teams in the late 80s it would be cooler than it is.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

"Hello sir, do you have Prince Albert in a car"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

FAUXTON posted:

what's the Mississippi of Germany then?

Saxony?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Russian Bear posted:

How secure are race premises, like how hard is it to sneak in?

You should worry about the Miami cops, but also worry about the pmcs the oligarchs have.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Serena could crush every person on that tarmac

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ArmZ posted:

god i wish that were me

Just hand her your manlet card and get in line

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Is salt bae there for ultimate Miami tack?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
If poshs kid waited a few weeks for his Miami wedding I wonder if we actually would have gotten the spice girls reunion or if ginger would have skipped anyway

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Man sports vs manlet sports

Edit: Lewis is held in front like a medium sized fish you caught

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Sab0921 posted:

Drunk, unbelievably corrupt, but incredibly fun, cheap, and anchored by an old city thats a toilet for drunken tourists?

Its the Czech Republic

Gotta hand it to the dutchmen to make their toiletcities self flushing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

italian quid posted:

All joking aside I do wonder where Hamilton's head is at that he's picking stupid fights like this instead of focusing on turning around his dogshit car lol

Only way to polish the turd is a lucky safety car

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Start with a teammate head-to-head and immediately create a winners and losers bracket

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

You're allowed to crash into 1 building or boat in Monaco. Cars are then ranked according Property Damage cost : Car damage cost.

Highest ratio wins.

What if you're a baby faced Monacan driver with a smile of gold and you smash that priceless grin?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

gret posted:

LMAO if you think $100 is overpriced for a coffee grinder.

The Canadian dollar isn't that weak

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Do they retrofit the classic f1 cars with modern tires, brakes, and safety cages etc?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I watched Grand Prix last night and that movie whips. They should bring back the oval at Monza.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

spaceblancmange posted:

that movie is 90 minutes too long.

Yeah honestly every non racing scene could have been straight up cut but there's like 70 minutes of solid 1960s racing.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Residency Evil posted:

I have a Medium Big Green Egg my wife bought for us when I finished residency. We should have bought the large, but otherwise it's great. The downside is that grilling is definitely A Thing, and it takes a while to heat up.

I'm smoking two jerk chickens in mine atm

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Prince rules, and used the same color scheme as Lewis Hamilton, at least when Lewis was at his most dominant and godlike

Lewis' nether regions apparently look like that demon cock guitar too

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

boop the snoot posted:



🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶

Chills

Does he realize we all heard him on the radio begging to quit?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

boop the snoot posted:

Can’t believe he ended his race before everyone else. Shameful.

That's the point of racing you know

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ethanol posted:

Imo they should introduce a winter race where cars have to use snow tires and drivers are at risk of hypothermia. host it in Minnesota in February

On frozen lake Minnetonka

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'd say Yuki kamakazied there but he actually gained pretty well with the red flag allowing him to get back out

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I mean obviously these mini-men drivers are barely pubescent but is there a filter on their radios that give them an extra level of 15 year old voice crack

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I wanna be the dude who gets to wave the flags when someone crashes.

For the record, and this is hypothetical, let's say you get it badly wrong and wave the wrong flag on a minor collision ... how much trouble do you get in?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Cimber posted:

in other news, Roman Grossjean crashed at the Indy 500.

Sounds like an exciting race on a good track

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rinkles posted:

lol what happened to Alonso?



It rules that you can drive as slowly as you want and as long as you don't hit anything or gently caress up a pit stop there's no way around whatsoever

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ArmZ posted:

nico and lewis are basically frenemies from the documentary mean girls

Latifi is most likely on the grid to go for cheese fries.

Edit: I guess Stroll is slightly more Québécois.

Bip Roberts fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jun 3, 2022

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Coca Koala posted:

The absolute best scene, bar none, from any Drive To Survive season, is the one where Carlos Sainz and his professional friend went to a Tesco to get ingredients for tacos or whatever, the tesco staff has absolutely no idea what the gently caress they're talking about, and then they walk out with a bag of groceries only to realize that the mclaren they drove to the store doesn't have a trunk and so the friend has to hold the groceries in his lap as they go home.

No only do they want tacos but he's fixated on a specific old El Paso brand sauce he needs

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Max should get with Mel C as the ultimate flex

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

That's not nearly as pant making GBS threads as the Panigale V4 onboard lap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYaSG_IoAXk

What are the two piss bottles?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ethanol posted:

Every bike video like that just makes me think of the bike medic guy rip

Why bother with medics when you're going to need a janitor

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

I liked Rush. This might make me a dad despite no kids.

The CGI car physics is so bad but the movie is good.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Do you think they could get Eamon Farren to play Max?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I googled "who married the whore spice girl"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Someone took one for the team

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
"So obvious"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Khablam posted:

Max's qualifying performance vs perez, 25:2 or whatever the gently caress it is
Thread big brains: CHECO #1

Yes?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm confused why Ferrari is the only team to honor the sabbath and every other team is so far from the light of Jesus Christ

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