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48 | 42.48% |
| Labor Minority |
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3 | 2.65% |
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12 | 10.62% |
| UAP Majoirty |
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21 | 18.58% |
| Total: | 113 votes | ||
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blair cotrell has been impersonating shane warnes son and saying he died of vaccination lol https://twitter.com/DanteFrancisci/status/1508030604725563397 e: how tthe gently caress he pronounces spruiking SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 30, 2022 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Scott Morrison has sensationally claimed he understands why Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars given he is also protective of wife Jenny. so desperate
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Mar 31, 2022 04:03
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youre lost in a labyrinth. you come to a dead end with two doors, each with a guard. one guards wants to know how labor will pay for it, the other wants to know if women have penises. which do you choose?
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Mar 31, 2022 12:42
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Spookydonut posted:What happens if scomo just doesn't call an election? at first of people would say "this cant happen there are rules against it soembody will do something" but when nobody does consensus would quickly coalesce around "actually its not a big deal and youre naive for thinking it is." it wont happen, not because rules or institutions would stop, it but because morrison doesnt have the guts to do it
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Apr 1, 2022 08:13
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/1510053206692601856 BREAKING NEWS: old news this poo poo has been public knowledge forever but it only becomes newsworthy when some liberals who want morrison to go down hard want it published  quote:The two statutory declarations, signed in 2016 about events in 2007,
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Apr 2, 2022 04:04
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they're piranhas and they smell blood
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Apr 2, 2022 05:36
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van onselen plays his trap card
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Apr 2, 2022 15:11
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bondis gonna have to find a new gimmick
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Apr 3, 2022 05:14
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NPR Journalizard posted:It might not be likely, but im pretty happy with an ALP/Greens coalition. https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/labor-rules-out-fringe-deal-in-rebuff-to-greens-on-climate-20220207-p59uj9.html Labor leader Anthony Albanese has ruled out negotiating with “fringe” parties to form government in a hung parliament after the Greens called for a temporary halt to new coal, gas and oil projects as a condition on any deal after the election. “If we win government we will implement our plan, not negotiate with fringe groups,” Mr Albanese told Labor caucus colleagues on Monday in a rebuff to Greens leader Adam Bandt. “If need be, is what they’re saying, that they will choose to keep Scott Morrison there, I won’t be negotiating or doing deals with the Greens after the election,” Mr Albanese told radio station 2GB. “We have our own policies that we’re taking to the electorate. I am seeking a majority government.” Asked by radio host Ben Fordham to confirm he would not negotiate with the Greens if the minor party held the one seat Labor needed to form government, Mr Albanese said: “Correct”.
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Apr 5, 2022 09:57
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After the NSW court of appeal on Tuesday confirmed Morrison’s preferred candidates were valid, clearing the way for the federal election to be called, Morrison told the ABC he intervened in the process because “I’m asked all the time why won’t the prime minister do more about getting good women in parliament and stand up for the women in parliament”. “I stood up for the women in my team,” the prime minister told the 7.30 program.
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Apr 6, 2022 00:23
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Senor Tron posted:Where's this quoted from? its from here
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Apr 6, 2022 04:10
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Konomex posted:All of this crap goes away if you just hit back with 'cis men can't carry babies'. Then you just stare at them. nobody kn ows what cis means so the abc has some religo freak on to explain that cis is a slur
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Apr 6, 2022 12:43
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Animal Friend posted:i forgot about this lol she whined about the term "right wing extremist" being offensive to conservatives to the chief of asio during senate estimates too. was also into blaming the country burning down on eco terrorists or something irrc. just a total facebook boomer
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Apr 7, 2022 04:56
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The easiest way is to turn the tables and ask them to define what a "man" is. I've seen this done a few times, and it's very effective and I'll probably not do it justice here. scoff. roll their eyes. turn to the audience, "get a load of this guy, everybody knows what a man is" instant win
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Apr 7, 2022 07:16
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https://twitter.com/barriecassidy/status/1512585825208262662 unironic yes to this. relatedly i remember greg jenett announcing his initial retirement from abc capitol hill years ago to go work for tony abbott though i cant find anything about that online now so maybe its a false memory
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Apr 9, 2022 04:33
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lmao thats holly valance https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1512433356893528070
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Apr 9, 2022 11:17
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6 weeks of learning about the mystery man anothy albanese and his unknown labor party
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Apr 10, 2022 02:13
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scott morrison posted:“I love this country and I love Australians.”
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Apr 10, 2022 05:11
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a roundabout way of saying the new premier of tasmania is the big spud in sassafras
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Apr 11, 2022 03:07
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After however long its been of having a prime minister who will straight up say poo poo like " i reject the premise of your question" and "i don't accept that" i think its refreshing to have a guy that will say "yes im a little piggy please spit on me" and I think the voters of australia feel the same
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Apr 11, 2022 06:23
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yeah. take that, america lovers????
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Apr 11, 2022 14:34
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“It was an interesting one, an awful one if you’re Anthony Albanese. He wants to be in charge of the country’s economy. It’s just a terrible look,” Stefanovic said. Kehoe branded it “probably the worst start to an election campaign for a political leader in Australia in living memory”.
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Apr 12, 2022 01:56
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abigserve posted:eventually you make yourself such a small target they start bringing bigger guns and that's what this Numbah Blundah situation seems like to me https://www.news.com.au/entertainme...bb18337d523fe1c quote:Renowned ABC host Leigh Sales has deleted her Twitter account a week after interviewing Prime Minister Scott Morrison. https://twitter.com/bairdjulia/status/1513706772430979075
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Apr 12, 2022 05:38
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Waleed Aly UNLEASHES on Anthony Albanese in damning interview where he blasts his 'lack of competence' - as he clashes with Labor MP over '$300billion' spending bonanza Mr Albanese referred to his lack of knowledge as 'a mistake' 15 times on Tuesday Waleed Aly asked if it was 'not an error, but might reveal a lack of competence?' Shadow Treasurer said government doesn't want to talk about the cost of living PUBLISHED: 21:11 AEST, 12 April 2022 Waleed Aly has again unleashed on Labor leader Anthony Albanese for not knowing Australia's unemployment or cash rates, blasting his 'lack of competence'. It was the second night running that the Project Host ripped into a Labor Shadow Minister over Mr Albanese's shocking gaffe on Monday. Mr Albanese referred to his lack of knowledge as 'a mistake' 15 times during a press conference on Tuesday. Aly asked Shadow Treasurer Jim Chalmers if he could see that Mr Albanese's gaffe might be 'not an error or a failure of memory, but it might reveal a lack of competence?'
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Apr 12, 2022 12:31
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Rogue former Queensland LNP MP George Christensen has abandoned his plan to retire from parliament at the May 21 election and will run instead as a One Nation candidate. Which seat is not yet announced (he was in Dawson). lmfao
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Apr 12, 2022 15:03
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Voter who interrupted Anthony Albanese's press conference demands apology after ‘deeply offensive’ comments A voter who interrupted one of Opposition leader Anthony Albanese’s press conferences in Perth last week has demanded the Labor leader apologise for his comments following the incident. Speaking exclusively to Sky News Australia’s The Kenny Report host Chris Kenny, Mr Bernard revealed he had no connection to the truck which was organised by the political lobby group Advance Australia. “I had no connection with Advance Australia, I didn’t know the truck, I didn’t know the truck driver, just zero connection,” he said. Mr Bernard claimed he was not tied to any political party and has voted for both major parties as much as each other adding that the comments from the would-be prime minister called for an apology. “It was deeply offensive to me, just deeply offensive and subsequently I found it really disturbing that a man who presents himself as a leader for Australia when something even slightly tough comes up just makes up a story and throws the people under the bus,” he said.
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Apr 13, 2022 02:50
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woofbro posted:
probably lol poo poo sucks
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Apr 13, 2022 03:57
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Anidav posted:It feels like Australia is slipping into some sort of one party state where the suppression from the media will always be enough to keep Labor away from office. you might not like labors strategy of sitting quietly in the corner until the liberals get so fat and blatant they fall over by themselves but you have to admit it gets results
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Apr 13, 2022 04:40
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Seemlar posted:https://twitter.com/Paul_Karp/status/1514084738444582916 like a dog with a new toy
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Apr 13, 2022 07:13
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Jumpsuit posted:Leigh Sales with a straight face telling Adam Bandt that if the Greens tax billionaires more then they'll have less to donate to charitable causes jfc it got worse leigh sales posted:and b, wouldnt their direct charitable spending be a more efficient and sort of i guess direct use of their resources than having it siphoned through government and then reallocated
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Apr 13, 2022 13:17
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Anidav posted:"Only 5 minutes after the unemployment rate was released, Anthony Albanese was once again asked by a journalist what the unemployment rate was. " wheres this from
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Apr 14, 2022 04:11
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what did barnaby do
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Apr 15, 2022 03:44
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shame, it would have been funny to see indignant journalists asking labor if they felt shame for implying morrisons very private and very real religiosity was political campaigning
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Apr 15, 2022 06:01
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imo the only questio mark left in this election is if somebody in labor or the labor party itself gets called a groomer before its over in which case i win $50
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Apr 16, 2022 05:25
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"first preference greens" is a cool twitter search term to find a lot of people who understand how the australian voting system works
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Apr 16, 2022 08:28
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https://twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/status/1515291119156097038
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Apr 17, 2022 03:54
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this ones the funniest imo. passive voice peter principle
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Apr 18, 2022 13:11
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looking forward to hearin some more aobut numbers this week
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Apr 19, 2022 03:39
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angus taylors telling porkies again lolI would blow Dane Cook posted:Whats the name of the liberal candidate in Warringah? deves
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Apr 19, 2022 05:33
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https://twitter.com/abc_nuwus/status/1516336344766853121
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