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Twitter changes hands April 1st 2023. I love this poo poo so much. Cajoling to threatening in a week https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585619322239561728?s=46&t=nrt3Znbnis6qfycEtbsBCQ https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588676939463946241?s=46&t=nrt3Znbnis6qfycEtbsBCQ
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Nov 5, 2022 05:15
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Hey are you guys hardcore coders? Could you dig in and find where they do the shadowbanning? I have an image of an increasingly irritated Elongated demanding to be shown stuff that doesn’t exist. “Show me the shadow ban function”, “show me the right wing talking point suppression algo”. Getting increasingly frustrated at people saying it doesn’t exist, it’s just cooked brained conspiracy theories and then firing those people. And why do I always see people dunking on me right under my tweets? Turn that function off too!
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Nov 19, 2022 00:03
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The only way Alex Jones line-in-the-sand makes sense to me is if Nole is loving someone who expressed strong opinions about him platforming Jones again. Sure he’s acting like it’s his decision and stealing his ex’s dead infant story but given the people he replies to and has given accounts back to, I just don’t see Alex Jones being a problem for him. He’s surrounded by sycophants and rear end-kissers who either wouldn’t say anything against him or he wouldn’t care if they did but if someone said they would no longer tolerate his cold clammy touch in bed, maybe that stopped it.
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Nov 23, 2022 13:40
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Is he a cokehead? Is that the swings between Apple buy ads! and Apple war! within hours of each other. He’s just ripping fat lines and can’t stop talking/tweeting. Maybe he really did put the cocaine back in coke (diet, caffeine free, cocaine laced)
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Nov 29, 2022 22:12
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ryde posted:Apparently the new conspiracy theory is that people like Baker, who worked for the FBI, are still "active" agents despite quitting and were planted in social media companies. Anyway, to the tinfoil hat people, this is a smoking gun of FBI interference. poo poo is crazy. This is because in movies three-letter-agency people never really retire, that’s the level of thinking going on with these people.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:05
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MasterSitsu posted:There are tools to check if you're shadow banned or reply deboosted, etc. I never knew about that but just today I searched for “Loomer” and the suggestion / autocomplete thing didn’t show me anything but as soon as I hit search she was the top hit. I know they always say not to touch the poop but loomer has open DMs… I spent far too long wondering if I could long con her like the CAIR thing but I’m not smart or committed enough, so I just sent goatse.
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Dec 9, 2022 04:08
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Just wild giving two pet journalists access to internal systems. Look at the sidebar and imagine them just crawling through their enemies accounts, and at the same time firing the head lawyer dude who might have raised some concerns over this big brained idea. 
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Dec 9, 2022 04:41
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Frank Frank posted:Oh brother I can’t wait to see what he flags as “hate speech” “Eat the rich” “Billionaire / Wealth tax” It will just be focussed on protecting Elons feelings
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Dec 9, 2022 06:20
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priznat posted:More people should do their own "TWITTER FILES" dumps with either good dirt on twitter or just make up stuff to spam the search filters for that crap The Twitter Files 426 How elon tweaked the metrics. With several high profile celebrity accounts exiting and not wanting a stampede for the door Elon decides unbanning people to increase users/activity is the way to go. “Look how many new users are tweeting” Elon is quoted as saying after unbanning notable racists and nazis. He neglects mention new users are counted as those not having tweeted in the past year. “Hate speech impressions are down” claimed Elon, once again neglecting to mention the metric used to measure such things was changed: **** is not hate, black people use with each other all the time. Unverified story that elon tossed out all his NiN cds recently…
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Dec 11, 2022 06:27
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goatface posted:I think he's a true believer. Honestly expected the people to fawn over him. Trump had that too, he thought he’d be president and everybody would praise him and love him, then he actually became president and found out
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Dec 12, 2022 14:41
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 I tweeted his “assassination coordinates” / a link to ADSB Exchange a day ago. One like, one comment, one permaban. Saved me from making the decision on deleting it. The appeal link is broken for me too  Edit loving hell. Deactivate account is broken too 
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GreenBuckanneer posted:https://twitter.com/BitsHammer/status/1603991540501581824?t=Jvy0-_zANWpQwITH_FwWUw&s=19 Just amazing. We had a women’s protest outside parliament last year where our prime minister tried something similar 
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Dec 17, 2022 08:00
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lifetime supply of Pocky posted:As someone who ate a twitter perma for my doxxing of plane N628TS, he didn’t actually unban anyone. The “you are permabanned” message got replaced with “you are suspended” My perma got rolled back too, I deleted the tweet so I could deactivate my account, did that, deleted the app and I am out. gently caress elon.
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Dec 17, 2022 11:41
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This is amazing  The coup de regret 
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Dec 20, 2022 04:16
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 He’s definitely just looking to suck some cash out of Elongs horse fund. Maybe also grift from these sort of guys 
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Dec 23, 2022 05:23
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Uh um uh but uh and and and huh a buh um - in this clip he sounds exactly like a guy who got called out and is making bullshit excuses, no idea what that could be https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1606125506889392131
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Dec 23, 2022 21:49
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Edwardly posted:
I bet it was ‘yellow lines’ to Musk, so he told them to drop it, then everything after has been lies to cover for his stupidity. He’s tweeting “false” after they checked it, after they reported on it, after Ella Irwin confirmed it, and after he rushed some poor engineer to restore it on xmas eve. Just pretending none of those things ever happened… he’s loving trump with a sharpie drawing lines on the hurricane map to prove he didn’t mispeak. Reuters posted:After publication of the story, Twitter head of trust and safety Ella Irwin confirmed the removal and called it temporary.
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Dec 25, 2022 02:26
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Seeing the Tesla logo on top of the car made me realise that the logo is the doors of the Model X… or is that coincidence? Like a backronym but a logo? 
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Dec 31, 2022 05:05
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Thinking about those doors still… surely in all their computer wizardry of installing farts and games on the cars system they could add a warning like “door open, please remember the door is wider than the loving car” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFGa2lk4jE4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK0nUwmZhrc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGthsqPOsk
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Dec 31, 2022 05:49
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Breetai posted:Just spent 5 minutes earlier this morning @ing old musky a different insulting message every 10 seconds including the Australian Word and twitter bans/autobans still haven't killed or even suspended my account, my attempts to suicide my twitter account are being thwarted. Just tweet his
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Jan 1, 2023 06:00
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Tangential to Elon, where’s ye now? Is he still being used by chuds or has someone convinced or forced him to get some treatment?
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Jan 16, 2023 22:51
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“Researching doing a tweet” Given how many times we’ve seen him just crop a watermark off a meme and repost it, do you think he just searches for a name / thing, then steals “the best one”.
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Having only learned of Eliza in the last few pages and articles, it definitely seems like she’s just making it up
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Feb 1, 2023 23:45
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This is definitely going to make / save a lot of money. Genius move.
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Feb 2, 2023 10:50
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Not listening to me shout the n word is censorship https://twitter.com/Tesla_Dawg/status/1624681092514037760
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Feb 12, 2023 19:28
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Don’t follow elon? Have some elon anyway, as a little treat https://twitter.com/verge/status/1625272225224949760
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Feb 14, 2023 03:15
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Wasn’t that his idea? Didn’t he say something about that previously, like it was his idea for the algo along with using people who pay for Verified/Blue as the signallers for trends and ranking replies. If lots of people have someone blocked they rank lower… I can’t find it now because he’s said so many dumb things about twitter it’s hard to find a specific thing.
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Feb 25, 2023 14:21
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Raced AI: The only thing AI to be endorsed by Stormfront and the GOP I wish one of these rich motherfuckers would work on a better virtual assistant rather than AI. Siri is a good start but I want ScarJo’s voice in my ear while she takes care of everything.
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Feb 28, 2023 23:39
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I don’t want to watch the thing but does anyone know what period he’s talking about for 1.4b cars? https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1631047428215324672 Quick stats check says under 100m cars produced worldwide per year… is it like a 50 or 100 year projection?
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I’m hanging for him to start in on the other do-not-fire guy; full of confidence that “this time I’ll pwn the guy so hard that everyone will cheer and love me”
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Collapsing Farts posted:I currently work maybe actually like 10 hours a week in my fulltime job. I mostly just play Total War: Warhammer 3, interspersed with some emailing and teamsmeetings. This is the best kind of job and I highly recommend it Some weeks 10 hours is enough to get my job done and I catch up on my reading, forums, games. Other times I’ve got competing urgent priorities that make for long days on long days. When it first started happening I had a lot of guilt and would seek out work or make work for myself but now I’m wise enough to know to keep my head down and the work will eventually catch up with me again. Although I still do get that little bit of guilt sometimes but I just push it down.
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Parks, public spaces? Who needs them when we can go high density housing estate. Kids should be learning to code, not playing. It’s too blurry for me to read but can anyone make out what this line is? 
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Mar 11, 2023 20:31
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nexous posted:I hated this movie yet am compelled to watch it again Weird not horrible movie. The screaming kid kind of grated on me and has stopped me from watching it again.
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priznat posted:Those compensation awards are in stock that vests over 4 years right? Stock in a non public company they can’t even sell? But it could 10x! *Looks over at lawyer* I said ‘could’ *Lawyer nods*
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Mar 26, 2023 03:49
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Egon defeated the bots but now has to defeat the bots with your $
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Lazyfire posted:It's really difficult to read it as anything more than "we need six months to catch up and it's not fair you guys are ahead of us already." That’s how I read it too; you guys are so far ahead of us so don’t do anything more than GPT4 for six months while we try to get up to speed with my “woke ai”.
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https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1641921726941626368 I haven’t bothered to look at what was released because I figure people smarter than me will, and will call out anything good, but it’s kind of telling if the code is missing the portion that applies/adjusts the weightings - Presumedly that’s where they made the post Super Bowl adjustment, and the post post Super Bowl adjustment after he got embarrassed by the articles saying “every tweet in for you is now elon”. code:
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The best and brightest are on this now, should be resolved in no time. https://twitter.com/ProfessorF/status/1642326035684556801 https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/1642328895604117506 https://twitter.com/iheartmindy/status/1642358172026552321 https://twitter.com/thedownliner/status/1642328399824797696 https://twitter.com/Choupetcorazon/status/1642345295374692352
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