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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1596574133663440897?s=46&t=qtdtj3LW4suo3Wi0wu6ORA 
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elon musk will become the first man to upload himself to the tron universe and the first man to be derezzed in the tron universe
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Dec 15, 2022 07:59
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lol that elon's mom is aggressively defending her son like lowtax's did also lol that an entire twitter subculture was influenced by fyad posters not to mention how 4chan led to a small country's worth of cult members. the reach and subsequent poisoning wrought by SA deserves a netflix mini series. lowtax played by seth green
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Dec 19, 2022 02:11
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parthenocarpy posted:John Carmack will somehow run twitter in 2023 John Romero is about to make twitter his bitch
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Dec 19, 2022 03:03
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elon isn't fat he has a new layer of skin added every day until his feelings stop getting hurt
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Dec 20, 2022 07:26
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ya thats why hes adding more
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Dec 20, 2022 07:32
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i want to open up elon musk and slurp down that lemon jell-o inside (not a threat fbi)
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Dec 20, 2022 08:01
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elon musk looks like someone hit randomize a whole bunch in oblivion
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Dec 20, 2022 08:03
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elon musk looks like a stunt double for a sack of potatoes
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Dec 20, 2022 08:09
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elon musk is the kid from blank check and he spent it all on beef jerky
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Dec 20, 2022 08:15
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dude look like he swallowed a bunch of expanding foam
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Dec 20, 2022 14:49
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we woke up one morning and fell a little further down for sure as the valley of death i open up my tesla and it is full of fire
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Jan 7, 2023 05:18
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love too smash my face against the razor sharp dashboard
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Jan 11, 2023 14:55
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justin roiland screaming, tearing up sheets of sketches and punching holes in the walls, furious that the storyboard artists aren't making the sex scenes passionate enough
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Jan 13, 2023 06:26
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remember when the owner of Segway fell off a cliff and died while riding a segway lol
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Jan 15, 2023 07:13
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tesla owners reporting bugs probably aren't people who go to low income neighbourhoods so they have no data available to fix anything
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Jan 19, 2023 05:05
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Desperately trying to exit my ElonHome, flailing against the electric star trek doors with no handles and windows are just led monitors, while a fire rages from the exploding vape batteries powering the ceiling fan, somehow disabling my MuskNet emergency keycard. It's ok because Father Elon is concerned and will look into it.
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Mar 9, 2023 21:12
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lol that if kids actually used twitter they'd be forced to see his ape dick cartoons and epic memes
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Mar 28, 2023 16:37
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editing a bunch of ini files to make dos games work properly owned
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Apr 4, 2023 16:20
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the blue check should be added to utf-8
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Apr 20, 2023 20:25
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TulliusCicero posted:whispering sweet tweets i just threw up in my mouth
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May 27, 2023 05:55
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Slo-Tek posted:What makes an interesting wreck for you? there are a lot of them on these very forums
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alf_pogs posted:hahaha holy poo poo even if they surface in the ocean somewhere there's 17 heavy-duty bolt locks that can only be opened from the outside, keeping the door in place. they couldn't get air even if they were floating there's a secret release you can pull from inside the toilet
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Jun 21, 2023 02:28
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those 2007 youtube vlogs you like are going to come back in style
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Data Graham posted:Wtf, the rate limit is determined by the client’s system clock? Lmaoo i was going to make a joke when this all first happened that the limit thing is client side lol. are you kidding lmao
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Jul 2, 2023 21:38
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should have bought threads.lol imo
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Jul 6, 2023 14:45
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i'd sure love to be the ceo of twitter right now
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Jul 10, 2023 03:47
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elons fans already won the dick sucking contest so actually twitter is already up 1
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Jul 10, 2023 04:32
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the dick measuring algorithm has been known to falsely inflate the numbers for select users
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Jul 10, 2023 14:49
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xAI, what do you think grimes is doing right now?
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Jul 12, 2023 19:27
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temple posted:So weird that twitter was the funny/weird place for a while and now its the nazi propaganda network. also applies to every sa offsite
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Jul 14, 2023 04:48
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*musk, years after getting zooted to the roof on joe rogan's show* blaze your glory fellow kids. don't doubt ur vibe
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Jul 31, 2023 14:02
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raze your (brand's) glory
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Jul 31, 2023 17:02
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child-wearing-his-dad's-suit rear end perspective
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Jul 31, 2023 17:51
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spaceblancmange posted:post about #sports on bluesky with this! 
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Sep 14, 2023 02:49
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biographer: but when elon envisioned an 8x8 grid in his mind's eye, he immediately knew how to fix the spaceship or car or whatever. a simple roll of that mesh tape people use to fix holes in window screens. it had never been tried before but elon did it - with a little help from home depot once again. "sometimes the easiest answer can be found on aisle 42" elon said with a knowing grin to the cashier, "have you read that book?"
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Sep 15, 2023 14:33
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elon's mars utopia project is giving insane "forum user that bought land in hawaii and had goons cut down rainforest and shoot at pigs for food stamps until all their stuff got stolen" vibes
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Sep 16, 2023 04:01
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the npcs that get chosen will simply respawn when they get killed. why the outrage
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Sep 20, 2023 05:39
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blaze your dick
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