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Should I step down as head of twitter
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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Archer666 posted:

How longer until he buys SA and merges it with Twitter, making The Worst Possible Website?

An important announcement thread about the recent ownership change of the forums
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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Does he actually smell musky though

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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He really hates his Dad's interview where he talks about the emerald mine thing. Elon tries so hard to make himself look like the "came from nothing" success story. I guess he hates his dad in general though

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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He's just a loving rear end in a top hat, that article also has a story about him threatening interns who were waiting in line to get coffee at Paypal

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So Elon can probably just lawyer it up until Twitter goes out of business. Seems like a decent plan

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Kind of reminds me of that story about Barry Bonds being such an rear end in a top hat while playing college baseball that basically all his teammates got together and tried to vote to kick him out. The coach's response was more or less "This is not a democracy" lol

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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My brother has a Kona, its pretty nice

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Supposedly the trick to getting good deals on a Tesla is to wait towards end of quarter, when they try to really sell out their inventory. But that was before covid so I dunno now

DeadFatDuckFat
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Tunicate posted:

GATTACA is incompetently written, and the protagonist is actually covering up a very real heart condition, not just a genetic propensity or whatever. There's a scene where his fake recorded steady heartbeats hit the end of the tape, and the sensors immediately show his actual extremely rapid heartrate and arrhythmia.

I think that scene is where he's been running on the treadmill for a long rear end time and is pretending not to be tired though?

DeadFatDuckFat
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Mulaney Power Move posted:

say what you want but that man fucks a lot and he has a yacht. i want a yacht, and i want to gently caress more.

You might have to settle for piloting someone's yacht and getting hosed by them

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lol

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External Organs posted:

Was it Larry Ellison whose wife Elon hosed?

Nah, I think that was Sergey brin, the google guy

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I bet they have nice desk chairs at twitter hq. Maybe I'll go snag one when they liquidate assets

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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This sounds even less likely to be completed in a week

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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This, except theyre both twitter and they're both 44 billion

DeadFatDuckFat
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Can't really implement this idea if no one works at twitter anymore

DeadFatDuckFat
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Wait, what

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Force "verified" users to use the name on the credit card that pays the 8 dollars a month imo

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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poo poo, so I guess I'm gonna have to wait awhile longer to get an ergo desk chair from twitter

DeadFatDuckFat
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Data Graham posted:

A coworker and I have the credo "strong opinions, weakly held"

Elon needo the credo

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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BREAKING: Twitter

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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:same: Lance.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Is their 2fa still not working? I hope its dead forever

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The gently caress is a technoking

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Sittin here lmao about Elon's fake rear end econ degree

Lol

DeadFatDuckFat
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Uh, that article says they had a net loss though?

DeadFatDuckFat
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I use vivaldi as a browser and the built in adblock stops embedded tweets from loading. Can just add SA as an exception if you want

DeadFatDuckFat
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How can they cut it off there??? I assume the answer was some bootlicker response

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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How many Elons does it take to screw a company

DeadFatDuckFat
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Yeah, that tweeter doesn't even have a checkmark

DeadFatDuckFat
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Hes been on the GUTFELD! show for a very long time

DeadFatDuckFat
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Aramis posted:

I remember the model S being a decent, if pricey, luxury sedan that was all-electric to boot, and wishing I had the kind of disposable income to afford one. The wheels only truly came off Tesla with the model 3 for me.

Jokes on them, I'm going to drive my 2015 Volt until it dies on me. I don't think GM ever realized how insanely good of a car they had on their hands. Especially at the time.

I think the only reason to buy a Tesla is if you want an electric vehicle that Goes Fast and doesn't necessarily cost 6 figures. Thats basically it.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Ah, yes, I'm ready for the centrist story of the decade

DeadFatDuckFat
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The site is BETTER now!



please come back

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Can we change Elon's wiki page to mention his fake rear end college degrees

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Philthy posted:

lmao tim cook told him to go gently caress himself

Didn't Apple resume full advertising on Twitter?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I wonder how comfortable those Knoll Generation chairs are. Might be interested

DeadFatDuckFat
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Philthy posted:

bids start at 300, you can find them local used for 500

likely people will be bidding over that

get a herman miller aeron instead

The bids start at 25 dollars, steadily increasing in starting amount up to 1250 for different lots

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Great twitter thread, from the author of the book Insane Clown President

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Fauci jeopardized the entire planet lmao

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