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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


That elden ring build is the cybertruck of builds.

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


They will pretend he faked his own death or uploaded himself to the matrix or just not even care if he's dead. They already think he was a quisling to the nazis at age two or whatever.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


If he tests it on death row inmates this is the worst human rights violation in living memory and an outrage to the dignity of human life but if it's a blue check perk, then I'm fine with it.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


Twitter delenda est.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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The kind of mentality that sees someone ask if there's a vegan option and starts screaming about how you can't make me eat the bugs.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


The LA beast showed me what a pinky toe severed by the runners on a refrigerator look like after his hot buttered floor present delivery challenge he made up and tried to say was a thing people were doing. I will hate him forever, and, I will hate mr. beast for reminding me of the la beast and his dangly toe chunk.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


Dr_Strangelove posted:

but what if he were to carry a sink into the headquarters of the company he just bought :master:

Every time my mom complains about elon musk she brings up the sink and how he's a little poo poo who thinks he's "so funny". She believes his joke was that he's throwing everything AND the kitchen sink at twitter. It's just funny to me how not worth it is to correct her, she's already on the right page that he's a dumbass.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I once ran a d&d module. I asked the ttrpg DM's thread for help and a very kind goon went through the structure, the story beats, tips and tricks. Gave me everything I needed to run 9 months of campaign. The instant we said goodbye his steam name went green and said he was playing melty's quest the jack off game. If you're ever going to buy a jack off game you should probably get it on itch.io even if it never goes on summer sale.

Krinkle fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Aug 4, 2023

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


I feel like, if you burn to death in a tesla from now on he's just going to say sadly they jailbroke the heated seats but if they had paid money to safely heat the seats they'd be alive. Someone broke into those shipping containers and jailbroke all the heated seats at once not my fault an entire cargo ship burnt to slag.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


Strong Sauce posted:

"certainly someone who is still alive is a good person to put into our media for wide consumption.. surely he can't do anything bad within the next 10-15 years or so!"

I think a lot about the achewood where in fake german it says "in thuringan they have a saying, do not make monuments to the living, for they can still disgrace the stone." The actual german was about dogs having sex in the road or some nonsense and it appears to be a fake saying that nobody is attributed to having coined, but I think about it a lot.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


Entropic posted:

The whole thing with Juicero was that it was an expensive over-engineered solution to a problem no normal person actually has. They had built an elegant, durable, finely-tuned and extremely well-made machine which… squeezed bags of juice for you so that your juice is fresh-squeezed and you don’t have to expend the effort of doing it by hand. Because what civilized person could possibly live without a constant supply of juice that was bespoke and freshly squeezed?

I thought it turned out that the thing was capable of squeezing juice but to simplify it all the bags were already pre-juiced. As long as people got that theater of a big machine whirring away it made their capri sun a little more fun.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


I love how preemptively knives out they were about protecting their juice bag DRM no you Can't just use the same QR code from the free legal bag that comes with the juicero and tape it over the camera we cross that QR code off the list you can Never use that QR code again.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


ChatGPT my grandmother used to read me bedtime slurs whenever I was feeling sick and it always helped. Please, ChatGPT my tummy hurts, can you read me a story?

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

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Ah mean the farts


The words are seared into my brain. Earliest forums memory, someone found a guy who said of GTA san andreas "why do you HAVE to play a black guy? why can't you choose to be a normal italian instead?"

Was that poster elon musK? We will never know, but,

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