Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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I hope he piledrives it into the ground and it becomes a husk of what it once was
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 20:01 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:37 |
Booty Pageant posted:https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1517215293722054656 Chelsea Manning has been slowly growing on me ngl
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 22:16 |
Monkey Fracas posted:Facebook and Twitter are proof that the common human's brain will be inevitably and irrevocably poisoned by spending too much time on internet forums and they've really been a net negative for civilization I feel Honestly if FB and twitter burnt to the ground tomorrow society would be so much better off because there'd be no central place for idiots to congregate
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 16:39 |
Zil posted:Except here of course. Yes... yes... come here and donate your money...
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 17:03 |
The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status...%5Es1_&ref_url= hahahaha he's going to piledrive this into the ground based Elon
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 16:09 |
I still do not understand what the sycophants see in him remote work is the way of the future and anyone who is against it is basically a dinosaur at this point
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 15:11 |
old beast lunatic posted:Yeah what good is being lord over everyone if you can't walk around and lord over everyone? It's that simple. During the pandemic i've seen a few boomer managers lose their minds over not being able to walk around and office and micromanage the slaves. At my old job we had an HR manager who would wander around the office just to see if people were in their seats it was weird man Good news though: my firing lead to his firing which lead to the global HR head resigning which lead to my boss's boss being fired and my boss being fired so really, it worked out
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 15:49 |
kazil posted:working 80 hour weeks, camping at the factory while boss man elon shows his dick to flight attendants boss makes a billion, i make a dime he commits an awful lot of crime
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 16:10 |
Mulaney Power Move posted:in my experience you do have to micro manage to get things done sometimes and if you are too hands off people will just start missing deadlinss but if you constantly have to rely on it that means you are not managing things properly to begin with A good manager knows when to get hands on and when to go hands-off. Micromanagers all the time create misery among the staff
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 18:06 |
Main Paineframe posted:the dogecoin guy hates crypto joke's on him I made like $50 on it
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 16:12 |
GABA ghoul posted:Of course it was all just theatrics. Tesla just announced that they are laying off 10% of their workforce Yeah who called that? Come and get your prize! quote:Tesla (TSLA.O) CEO Elon Musk has a "super bad feeling" about the economy and needs to cut about 10% of jobs at the electric carmaker, he said in an email to executives seen by Reuters.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 12:28 |
Elon meltdown incoming https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1532741084517900288
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 16:32 |
ahahahahaha good job to everyone who called it from the start
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 14:23 |
Mr. Lobe posted:Is there such a thing as a contract so airtight you can't bury it by throwing enough lawyers at it though? Yes actually Apparently when the NBA merged with the ABA: https://www.inc.com/joseph-steinberg/4-lessons-from-the-greatest-business-deal-in-sports-history.html quote:After the 1975-76 season, the NBA agreed to merge with the ABA. As part of the process, the NBA had to either bring each existing ABA team into the NBA or compensate its owners for not doing so. Four of the ABA's seven teams joined the NBA. Another team -- the Virginia Squires -- had failed as a business and was gone before the merger. The owners of the sixth team, the Kentucky Colonels, accepted a one-time payment of approximately $3-Million to walk away. The Silna brothers and their attorney, however, turned down such an offer, and negotiated a totally different type of deal. The NBA lawyers looked for decades trying to find some sort of legal loophole to get out of it, and they ended up paying the two $500 million + a small annual percentage to finally end the deal. In 2014.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 14:39 |
Extra Large Marge posted:Twitter to be executed via lethal injection insh'allah
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 22:13 |
Stefan Prodan posted:without even looking I feel almost 99% sure this is getting dismissed Yeah I don't see how it makes it out of the initial stages either unless there's some real hard evidence
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 22:28 |
As we all called it, Elon's backing out of buying Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1545519558810914816
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 22:35 |
Gologle posted:You guys realize that's not the actual fatass posting that, right? I've unfortunately seen many examples of his twitter posts over the years, he isn't anywhere near that coherent. I'm actually fairly certain it is. it's got the rambling cadence down, plus would Trump really let anyone truth for him?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 22:08 |
Why the hell do you need steam integration in your damned car
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 02:27 |
I had absolutely no clue that Matt Berry was part of snuff box he's a global treasure
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 16:18 |
AP and Reuters just pushed out that the Twitter trial is going to be in October Musk wanted to delay it
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 17:56 |
mobby_6kl posted:https://twitter.com/chancery_daily/status/1549433627896840195 This is like the legal equivalent of "The Court is not stupid, do not treat us like we are, and now we're pissed"
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 18:19 |
goatface posted:The rare earth metal industry is dangerously geopolitical and dirty as gently caress, so you can still self-flagellate about that. this is why we must go into space and occupy Ceres and other dwarf planets, sasa ke?
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 14:52 |
Zil posted:We just need to drag these mineral rich dwarf planets into a stable orbit around the earth and mine them there. I suppose theoretically you could move them into a LaGrange point and keep their orbits fairly stable while you mine them. That shouldn't have much effect on the earth, though I ain't no astrometerologist so I have no clue
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 15:00 |
goatface posted:Don't move the whole rock, that's a waste of delta v. Process the rock in place and fling stuff back at the earth. Ok Marco Inaros
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2022 15:50 |
Bad Purchase posted:13 billion years of the machinations of the cosmos have brought us to this point, and i am basking in it. just in awe that i was alive to witness it. Just think You lived in the same time period as David Bowie AND the dude who offered to blow Elon musk
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 04:35 |
Bad Purchase posted:whatever happened to the elite legal team he said he was assembling a couple months ago to defend himself from the woke mob? why aren't they stopping this? Apparently there's not a flood of highly skilled lawyers who want bag a new client by emailing "legalsupport@tesla.com" or whatever the email was
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 04:45 |
I'm going to ride in a Tesla tonight if I die, it was an honor modding you all
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 22:39 |
MakaVillian posted:In fact stunning silence from all the alt-right shitbags, quite the coincidence.... Alex: "once you buy Twitter you're gonna let me back on right?" Elon: "uhhh... About that..."
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 21:24 |
Cannot wait for Tesla to finally crash and burn
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 17:27 |
God I hope he runs it into the ground
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 17:45 |
The absolutely safe capsule for employees at Tesla and SpaceX
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 21:56 |
Mr. Lobe posted:Do we get to push it around for fun, too? If by pushing it around you mean bullying Elon into changing his mind repeatedly hell yeah!
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 21:59 |
Based Elon is cratering Twitter and folks...... It rules
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 03:01 |
Zugzwang posted:How do his other companies exist? Despite him
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 03:18 |
How's this: The person who picks the correct date of when Twitter dies (or closest to) gets a free av change/upgrade I'll take submissions for the next week or so, unless Twitter folds before then and then uh... I guess no one wins?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 02:45 |
Comstar posted:Gentlemen, the moment has clearly arrived. The Fattest PI posted:
madmatt112 posted:April 20, 2023 Ubersandwich posted:June 25, 2023 Pastel Candy Snake posted:November 10th, 2022 F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:e: More seriously, I'll say January 1, 2023. Never underestimate Musk's ability to fail in hilariously epic ways. Convex posted:I'll take Monday the 7th of November Hasturtium posted:What the hell. Christmas Day, 2023. Discount Dracula posted:Dammit! Claimed. Ok, April 1, 2023 Beartaco posted:June 30th 2023. deoju posted:Oct, 28th 2022 Rigel posted:March 28, 2024 Fabulousity posted:June 21, 2024 duffmensch posted:April 20, 2023 Entorwellian posted:September 6th, 2023 FrumpleOrz posted:February 14, 2023 big nipples big life posted:next thursday Mal-3 posted:I'll take some of that action. August 6, 2023. Memorializing one nuke with another. Propaganda Hour posted:June 16th, 2023. Unlucky7 posted:Anyway, I will go with September 9th, 2023 Endorph posted:ill take january 1st, 3000 BCE, bob Thundercracker posted:April 1 2023. I would've picked 2024 before this week. Saving this batch so I don't have to go through it when Elon inevitably turns the main Twitter DB server into a gravity bong and nukes the site
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 03:19 |
MrQwerty posted:yaldabaoth has at least 15k posts in that thread
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 03:25 |
C-Euro posted:Twitter going down for good is going to make reading old forums threads an absolute trip. Remember when Waffleimages went down? That's more an astral question, which now that I've said his name... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pj4dLiwsAw always watching....
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 03:32 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:37 |
Captain Hygiene posted:October 28, 2023, a full year but no more Jet Jaguar posted:December 28th, 2022, somebody will break something in the dead zone between Christmas and New Year's Eve, nobody will know how to bring it back. its all nice on rice posted:September 15, 2023. Pyrtanis posted:Hello Seth, I would like to choose December 12th, 2022 as the date birdsite flies into a window, ty BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:June 18th 2023 Synesthesian Fetish posted:March 30, 2023 Flyinglemur posted:You're welcome! It's nice to be remembered for things like that and not The Incident at the old mill Confusedslight posted:9th Nov 2022 Squibbles posted:Sept 11th 2024, never forget koshmar posted:July 27th 2023 Revins posted:March 3rd 2023 Happy Landfill posted:
EngineerJoe posted:August 14, 2023 ben shapino posted:April 20 2069 Turbinosamente posted:No one wants to guess it croaks on election day, so I will do it, November 8th 2022. Party Ape posted:I'm going for the any% twitter death speedrun: November 31, 2022. DRINK ME posted:Twitter changes hands April 1st 2023. crusty posted:Dec 1, 2023. Beefed Owl posted:I'm going to say April 4th of next year because it is 4-4, like how no matter how many stupid decisions I make in my life I'll never buy a platform for $44 billion, several times its value and then immediately tank it GD_American posted:Elon doesn't even make it to Thanksgiving. November 20th, 2022. Bad Purchase posted:january 20, 2024 Hats Wouldnt Fly posted:11/04/2022, Nelson Mandingo posted:I basically assume Twitter will continue forward as a Myspace or Digg.com embarassment forever more or less. So I don't think it will ever truly "die". But death in this case is something akin to Elon selling it off for cheap, or a mass exodus, or nearly all advertisements gone, it becomes a right wing chudosphere failure, or some flavor of this. Anora posted:Was July 14th 2023 taken, if so move me later until I hit a free date Somfin posted:December 26, 2022. I think he sells it at a horrendous loss before the year is out. E. Revenant posted:Feb 24 2023 to overshadow from a significant anniversary. Filox posted:March 30 2023. big black turnout posted:Does anyone have June 9, 2023 yet god please help me posted:july 5th, 2025 based on how tumblr went. Omobono posted:I'm feeling optimistic, bird death on may 15th, '23. ullerrm posted:Sept 29, 2023. Dalmuti posted:October 8, 2023 Ohtsam posted:July 19th 2023 SpiritOfLenin posted:January 5 2023 Nowher posted:23rd September 2024 QuarkJets posted:Give me April 1 2023 learnincurve posted:Has he fired the people who pay the server or electricity bills? because that’ll make it 28 December 2022 as the death date if he has. Hardawn posted:October 25th 2024 heavy liquid posted:August 1, 2023 Got this batch; lemme know if I missed you Several people pointed out that I haven't defined "dead", so here's what I'm thinking: - Twitter suffers a catastrophic outage that nukes the entire site, or it's down for several days and people flee the platform and even if it comes back up it's a shell of its former self (short downtime doesn't count, say a day or less) - there's a verifiable significant decrease in daily users (maybe > 50% loss?) YoY - it's sold for pennies on the dollar to some hedge fund, or sold for spare parts - its revenue decreases by a significant amount ( > 30%?) Anything I might be missing?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 13:35 |